Jingle bell Rock
AN: (Supa Paratroopa) Guess who's back? Emmett, and I'm pretty sure you can guess who is with him. Those of you who said Rock, you are so right. What does it have to do with the title? We'll find out!
Disclaimer: this is for the rest of the chaps. too, ok? I only own the funny! I don't own the stories, don't own the songs, we just smash them together!
Bella pov.
'Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Rock
Bum- bum-bum bum bum-bum-bum-bum'
Emmett sang as he came through the door. He carried something in with him and Edward groaned. I took a closer look at it. It was the rock! He had it yesterday when we were decorating the tree. Only this time he glued on a jingle bell!
When he arrived inside; he quietly put down his rock, and whispered something lower than I could hear. Edward replied at the same inaudible frequency.
This is exactly the kind of thing I hate about not being a vampire; I've got to convince Edward to change me soon, before I lose my sanity!
I was about to ask what they said; when Emmett yelled, "You can read minds how can you not know if she is still mad!?!"
He covered his mouth and slowly turned to see Esme coming in from the kitchen drying her hands. "Well, well so you did come back" She said in an all knowing tone "and you brought that filthy rock with you." She added in a scathing tone.
"No, I didn't bring him back this is Jingle bell Rock. She is completely a different rock." Emmett Promised.
"It's the same rock Emmett," Edward said in an annoyed voice.
"No, it's not!!!" He yelled. "Emmett, if that isn't the same rock, why does it look the same?" Esme inquired.
She sounded ticked, too. "Well… well … well, it has a jingle bell on it! See?" He stated "and how can you not know about her, she is famous!"
"Now this, I gotta hear," Esme said putting her hand on her hip.
"Come on haven't you ever heard of the song!? It goes-
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Rock
Jingle bell swing and Jingle bell sing
Snow'n and blowing up bushels of fun
Now that Jingle bell has come
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Rock
On Jingle bell's chime
and Jingle bell's time
Dance'n prance'n
In Jingle bell square
"See, she even has a square named after her!" said Emmett.
"I don't think that's quiet the way the song goes" Esme started.
"Of course it is" and then Emmett lifted his rock.
I noticed; while he was talking, he added reindeer legs!
In the frosty air,
(Emmett makes his rock look like its flying)
What a bright time
it's The right time
to rock the night away
Jingle bell time
is a swell time
to go a riding in a one-horse sleigh
giddy up Jingle bell
pick up your feet
jingle around the clock
a mischief and mingle
to Jingle bell's beat
That's the Jingle bell
That's the Jingle bell
That's the Jingle bell-
Rooooock!
"Take it away Jingle bell!"
(Emmett shakes his rock so that the bell starts to jingle)
"See how can you not have heard that? It's genius!"
"That's not quiet how the song goes." Edward stated blandly.
"Oh, oh really then. How does it go?" Emmett said sourly, scowling at Edward.
Edward took out the piece of paper that he had wrote all of Emmett's lyrics on, and showed him the corrections.
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Rock
Jingle bells chime in Jingle bell time
Snowin' and blowing up bushels of fun
now the Jingle hop has begun
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Jingle bell
Rock
On jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time
Dancin' prancin'
In Jingle bell square;
In the frosty air
What a bright time
it's The right time
to rock the night away
Jingle bell time
is a swell time
to go a riding in a one-horse sleigh
giddy up Jingle horse
pick up your feet
jingle around the clock
mix and mingle
in a ing ,
in Jinglein' beat
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
rock!
(AN: the bolded words and letters in the song above are Edward's corrections, just making that clear)
"Edward! That's all wrong! Didn't you listen to me when I was singing???" Emmett declared after reading Edward's version.
"I mean, you referred to her as an it!" he scolded.
" I give up. Tell me when you get the rock out of the house." My wonderful, perfect, correct, angel exclaimed in an exasperated voice.
He got up and left the room. I glanced at the door, then looked back at Esme and Emmett, who where still quarreling about the name and what to do with the 'rock'.
"See you later guys, … and Esme, I wish you the best of luck With that!" I ran out the door to have the best luck of catch up with Edward.
As we headed for our meadow I could still Esme scream, "I DON'T CARE WHAT THE ROCK'S NAME IS! IT'S STILL DIRTY AND I STILL WANT IT OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
AN: Without further ado, here's #5 &6 of the 12 days of Christmas (Sorry we missed it last time)
#5:
On the fifth day of Twimas Fanfiction gave to me, five human friends (Jessica, Angela, Mike, Eric, & Tyler), the fourth book in the series, The Twilight three pack, two charms on a bracelet, and a poster of Edward just for me!
#6:
On the sixth day of Twimas Fanfiction gave to me, six original werewolves (by the end of new moon= Sam, Jared, Paul, Embry, Jacob, & Quil), five human friends, the fourth book in the series, the Twilight three pack, two charms on a bracelet, and a poster of Edward just for me.
AN: The next 2 chaps should be up today, if we're lucky!!!! Plz r&r and we hope you enjoy!!!Rooooock ONNNNNNNNN! (rock on!) Revised by: I-WILL-SOAR!