Ryter: (coughing) This is...umm...This isn't as bad as it could be but...
Harpie: Someone handles a light sabre to thoughts of a male jedi. So if you can't deal with that force run off to your Superman comic punks.
Ryter: (staring at her) Was that really the best way to put it?
Harpie: (shruging) Better than. This chapter has mature content, so if you're sensitive to yaoi you should just wait until the next chapter which will be less sexually oriented.
Ryter: I actually think that's better.
Harpie: Well that's because you touch yourself at night. Enjoy the story.
Itachi got to know a few people over the five months he spent at the castle so far, yet he hadn't
met Neji yet. But than again he had yet to be able to leave the room, his bathroom was conected
to the side.
Hinata quickly became a trusted friend whom Itachi talked to almost daily, always confiding in
about Kisame and his father.
Hinata's Husband came to vist quite offten..Naruto was his name. Itachi didn't know what to
think of him. Naruto always had bad jokes about Itachi being too girly for his own good.
Jiraya was another. the old man wasn't really one of Itachi's favorite people in the world but he
could stand him. Just not the porn that Jiraya was always trying to write about him and some
nameless faceless dude at the bar.
he told them all of his love for the blue man. The reaction was mixed.
Hinata blushed and asked if she could watch them when they get back together.
Naruto Blushed and asked to be excused. He came back later with tissues in his nostrals.
Jiraya wanted full detail of the man for his next book, and full details of Itachi dreams about the
Fishy man.
oh the dreams.
Wet dream after wet dream.
Kisame was in his room every night and they made love many differnt ways and many times.
"Hold it!"
"... What now Haku?!"
"Are you TRYING to make me...blush horny?"
"Noooooo."
"Liar..."
"Ahh but I'm YOUR liar."
"That you are."
"And you are my sexy little Uke-bitch."
"Zabuza-sama!!"
"Come here!"
(hours later)
"That was nice."
"After 5 hours of mind blowing sex all you can say is 'that was nice'?" mocked Zabuza
"...yes."
"Brat."
"Can you keep reading?"
"Reading what?"
"The book?"
"What book?"
"You're just doing that so you don't have to..."
"If you figured that much out..."
"Zabuza-sama!! Please??"
"NO! NOOOOO! not the pout!!"
"Pweeeeaaasee??"
"..GAH! you evil brat!"
"Ah but I'm your evil brat!"
"...Book?"
"...FINE!"
"Yay..."
"Soooo.."
"So what?"
"How was last night's lovely dream?"
"...What dream?" by now Itachi was bright red
"You know the one.." an evil grin was plastered on Hinata's face that really didn't fit her right.
She wasn't meant to smirk like that.
"Yeah the one that left all the men in the castle with boners, I mean with all that moaning of
yours, you'd think someone would come and rape you or something..." This was the ever tackfull
Naruto.
"Oh... you heard that?" okay ready to die of embarrasment now...
"Honey, I think your love all the way out at sea heard that." Hinata again.
"Oh I HOPE he heard that! Let him know just how much Tachi-baby was missing his Kisa-Poo!"
Naruto wasn't helping the ponytailed man current position, just thinking of the dream left him
hard in the pants.
"Shit."
"..."
"... Ummm can I get some "alone time"?" Itachi quoted with his Fingers
"Okay, Talk to you tommorrow Itachi-kinns" Naruto and Jiraya where making her far to corrupt
for her own good!
"Hehehehe...Have some fun with the pork-sword now, try not to be so loud!"
-thud- and with that the door closed, leaving Itachi and his 'pork-sword' alone with righty.
A pale hand slipped into the waist band of the blood red skirt.
A pale eye watched through a hole in the wall.
Black eyes closed to invision their lover, who was so very far away.
Pale hands reached into white pants,
Pale pink lips let loose a moan around their true love's name.
Pale eyes glared.
Itachi wasn't quite as alone as he thought.
Prince Neji seemed to have usual visits to the peeping wall, if the white cum stained meant anything, and with a stain that large, it really was often.