AN: hi! This is where we're going to jump from at the end of Eclipse to after Breaking Dawn!!!! It's still cool though, just imagine it to be 2 years later, ok? Hello Renesme!!!!!!

An: written by Supa Paratroopa and maybe a little by Ruler

Now I am proud to announce chap7: Esme ate up all of Santa's reindeer!?!

(Renesme Pov.)

"Mommy! Daddy! Jacob! Want to hear a song I just learned?" I asked"Of course sweetie," Mom replied as they all gathered around. I took a deep breath

'Esme ate up all of Santa's reindeer

Walking home from Charlie's Christmas Eve

You can say there is no such thing as vampires

But as for me and Santa, we believe'

I was going to continue until I looked up and noticed their expressions. "What's wrong?" I asked curiously. "Uh… a nothing. Who taught you that song?" Mom asked in a daze. "Uncle Emmett! He said everyone would love it!" Just then I noticed Esme standing in the doorway. She wasn't looking too happy. "Oh, hi grandma!" I said. "Where's Emmett?" She asked. Yep, definitely angry! I thought. I wonder at what, though?

"Bad idea, Emmett!" Dad yelled. "What's he doing now?" Jacob asked. "He's on the roof." Dad answered. Grandma Esme stormed out of the room. We all followed mostly out of curiosity. When we got outside I looked up, and there was Uncle Emmett, on the roof, laughing maniacally. Also I noticed through the windows that everyone else was watching us from the safety of the house.

"This is for Jingle bell!!!!!" He screamed as he threw a large bolder of snow at Esme. She just swung her arm through the center and it burst apart. "You have spoiled my plan take this!" He yelled like a guy in one of those old Godzilla or ninja movies. Then he sent his next wave of snowballs at Esme. Then he turned toward us "and you two this is for my ding-a-ling!"

Mom, Dad and Jake ran with me behind a rock and started building a snow fort. I must have heard wrong. He didn't seriously say ding-a-ling, did he? I thought "yes, he actually did say ding-a-ling, it's a long story I'll tell you later." Dad said answering my thoughts. Once the snow fort was sound, at least for now, we started making snow balls. Then I noticed grandma had made a similar fort a little ways away. Then Emmett started singing;

'Esme ate up all of Santa's reindeer

Walking home from Charlie's Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as vampires

But as for me and Santa we believe

She hadn't ate in too long

And we begged her not to go

But she forgot her Casmir sweater

So she glided out the door into the snow'

Esme growled, leaned around her snow fort and got a well aimed snow ball in the face. She turned back and wiped it off. Then Emmett continued probably trying to taunt her into putting her head around again

'When they found the sleigh the next morning

At the scene of attack

There were hoof marks on the sleigh

And incrimination teeth marks on the deer

Esme ate up all of Santa's reindeer

Walking home from Charlie's Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as vampires

But as for me and Santa we believe'

Grandma just smiled, and then I noticed that while I was listening to Emmett sing, Grandma, Jake and my parents were making ammunition. "Open fire" Grandma yelled and we all started bombarding Emmett with snow.

Then Aunt Rosalie came out and yelled "hey that's no fair you've got more people" and started throwing snowballs at us. After that Aunt Alice came out and yelled, "yes it is, he's got the high ground!" and threw a snow ball at her, from there it became an all out snow brawl.

Teams didn't matter anymore; everyone was throwing the white stuff. Well, all except uncle Jasper who was probably still reading in Grandpa's study, and Grandpa was at the hospital. Something really cool I noticed is when ever a snowball hit Jake it melted almost immediately, it was awesome.

Then mom brought me out of my thoughts by saying "hey where is Emmett?" Everyone looked toward the roof but he was gone, then he came back and said "Here I am." I was about to ask where he went, when we heard a loud grunt.

AN: Ok that's Chapter 7 that makes 5 to go, I'm so excited!

Oh and as you can guess the next one will probably pick up right where this one left off.

Now for the next part of the 12 days of Twimas

On the seventh day of Twimas Fanfiction gave to me Seven crazy wisecracks (All from Emmett), Six original werewolves, Five human friends, the fourth book in the series, the twilight three pack, two charms on a bracelet, and an Edward poster just for me.

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