(Play opening theme song; 'Vampires Will Never Hurt You' by My Chemical Romance.)

Seto groaned as he ground himself against his lovers' clothed shaft. Jou whimpered from under him, fingering the light material of the vampires' shirt. The brunet opened his mouth, running his soft, pink tongue over the puppy's delicate neck. Jou gave a pleasured moan as his breathing became ragged.

"Seto…"

The CEO's eyes snapped open with that. Steadying his breathing, the vampire rose himself onto his elbows and blinked.

"……DaaaaaaaAAAAAMNIT!" he screamed, frustrated.

He.
Was.

STRAIGHT!

Right?
Seto blinked.

Speaking of frustrated…

The blue-eyed vamp growled at his lower 'self' and threw himself out of bed in order to sneak into a bathroom.
Damn hormones.

---

"Oh come ON; you want it JUST as badly as I do." Yuugi whined form his seat on top of the glass showcase. Yami turned his head to the mini-vamp, eyebrow quirked, eyes narrowed.

"After what you did to my showcase," Insert pointed finger towards the boarded-up-with-cardboard side of the display case that Seto's skull was so politely introduced to the night before. "You think I'd do ANYTHING for you?"
"…..THAT is a BAD excuse. You weren't even WATCHING."

"Until I came downstairs after my shower, saw the mess and yelled at you both."
"So THAT'S what you were jabbering about." The musician blinked at the object of his lust for almost a month. Yuugi blinked right back, closed his eyes, clasped his hands and sighed.

"I was far too distracted at how DEEEEE-LICIOUS you looked in that cute, tiny towel you had on, Yami-Chan." His face blanched.

"I-It was short notice! I grabbed a hand towel! I wasn't looking!"

"You looked sexy, love." Yuugi smirked, licking his lips and jumping down from the glass case. Yami froze at the somewhat…predatory look in the smaller's eyes. The boy took another step and looked up at the musician, smiling. Pale hands wandered over his slender frame-to which Yami gasped and squirmed-until they reached the naval. The taller squirmed as one hand crawled under his shirt, massaging his stomach gently.

"Ah-AHH-Y-Yuugi…"

"You know, Yami-Chan, you're one of the prettiest f&cks I've had." The vampire murmured while leaning down some, lifting up the students' shirt and nuzzling his face into his abdomen. Yami felt a smile. "With your sexy, flat stomach and your rich, dark, smooth skin…" Yami's eyelids fluttered shut at the sensual touch, letting out a relaxed hum. He could feel Yuugi grin against him.

"Good boy, my Yami-Chan."

The sentence was so casual, it was almost ero-

No.

Just say NO. All you need to so is say NO. Just keep saying NO.

"N…"
Strong.

And.

Final.

No.

"N-N-No."

Ooookay, not as strong or final as intended but good job nonetheless.

The dark-skinned male felt Yuugi pout against him as a whiny (Yet sexy) 'Please' followed suite of the pout.

Just say it. No.

"Pretty, pretty PLEASE?'
"N-No."
"Pretty please with sugar on top? Of me?"

The thought of a white substance on top of the boy stirred his libido.

This was the last straw.
"NO, I WILL NOT STEAL YOU ANOTHER PINA COLADA SUCKY SLUSH FROM THE BASEMENT!

"Aw, come OOOOON."

"STOP! SCREAMING!" Seto bellowed, walking in. He gripped his head and moaned some. "You're giving me a bigger headache than I already do."

"Good morning to you to, Kaiba." Yuugi greeted dully.

"It's not even morning. Yami's leaving for school in, like, half an hour." Yuugi faux sniffled, hugging the musician.
"I know. Gunna miss you."

"You won't miss me. You'll miss my penis."

"And you." Yami raised an eyebrow. The tiny vampire thought. "And your ass." Seto blinked. Yuugi thought some more. "Okay, your penis too. But can you blame me?" A pale hand roamed from yami's back to cup his rear's left cheek. "This has to be one of the SEXIEST boys I've ever seen. You should wear leather more often, Yami-Chan. Like on our date. That was hot." Yuugi blinked, as if remembering something. "Speaking of which, I wanted to take you out to dinner one of these nights. You're off tomorrow, right?" Yami blinked.

"Yeah…Tuesdays and Saturdays."

"Thank God for Saturdays, then."

"….." Yami casually tried to slip away from the little vamp but his grip just tightened. Yuugi winked.

"Now about that Sucky Slush…"

---

'I can't believe he suckered me into this.'

Yami groaned, stepping downstairs. He paused and smirked a little.

'Heh. Suckered…Sucky Slush…mm….drink humor…..BAD drink humor…'

Shaking his head, he continued his way down the stairs. Flicking on the light-

OH DEAR GOD NOT AGAIN!

Yami screamed and flung himself in the opposite direction of the impassioned lovers.

IN the Sucky Slush machine.

Bakura scoffed.

"Oh be QUIET you big baby. It's not like you haven't seen it before" This was said as he began to pull his leg out of the Pina Colada Sucky Slush container.

"Bakura, sweetie, I think the part that scared him is that this is the second time."
"Oh, and that's an excuse?" Bakura snorted, hopping down from the machine. "By the way, Yami, I wouldn't drink the Pina Colada anytime soon." He cackled. Yami shivered.

Cancellation on Yuugi's order.

"Wasn't down here for me, but thanks."
"Oh, so it's for Yuugi, then?" Bakura questioned, pulling on his pants. Hew grinned a little. "The little shit got points off for screaming at me the first time this happened sooooo….." Walking over to the shocked musician, he grabbed the cup and placed it under the nozzle, letting the white flavored ice flow into the cup.
Or not?

Bakura's grin grew and Ryou giggled. Yami just stared at the act.

"You guys are evil."
"Point?" Ryou asked cutely as Bakura pressed down the lid. "Oh, by the way, Yami, we heard about your little fling last night. Sorry to hear it. So close too." A crimson blush coated the musicians face.

"Th-That's not-"
"Deny it all you want, but you KNOW what you wanted." Yami froze.

What he wanted…

His scarlet eyes turned to his now very interesting shoes. Well of COURSE he wanted him. How could he not? Even wit the weeks of seduction, Yugi still had that allure since the day they'd met.

He blinked, eyes wide.

Oh God. He had him wrapped around his cute, pale, little finger this entire time.

"Did we just have a revelation?" Bakura asked. Yami blushed again, sending him a half-hearted glare as he grabbed the cup.

"I'm throwing this out."

"So your mate won't drink it?" The blush grew.

"H-HE'S NOT MY MATE!" The two stared at each other.

"YET." They replied pointedly, smirking.

Yami must have looked like a tomato right now.

Cup in hand, he hurried his way up the stairs.

"Aw, come on, Yami, you know what's gunna happen." Ryou prodded, following. Placing a hand on his shoulder, he smiled some, "I did."

The musician stopped and turned to the only-dressed-in-panties-and-a-bra (How did that FIT?) drag queen.

He turned the other way and Ryou just laughed.

"Oh, relax, it's not like you haven't seen a naked man or woman before."

Perhaps. But not one pretending to be the other.

"When I first met Bakura, I felt…this instant…attraction to him. I…I couldn't explain it. I'd passed it off as a desire to know him, to be around him," Ryou shrugged. "Maybe make friends with him." A scared shiver ran through Yami's spine.

"And that's what it was…for a little while." The student could say nothing. Ryou pulled him close and began to whisper in his ear.
"So let me help you out as little bit here. After a while, hell the day I first lay eye on that sex god I call my mate, the physical attraction was completely unbearable." His neck hairs stood on end. "Right now, Yami, there's a little BOMB inside of you right now. You don't know it, Yuugi doesn't know it,….well okay, Yuugi DOES know it, the little shit just likes to f&ck around with your head. Hell, he's the one who PLANTED that little bomb in the first place." The cross dresser leaned in closer. "This one little bomb is lit by this tiny little spark of arousal."
"What?" Yami gaped.

"Arousal, want, need, desire, whatever you want to cal it, as that grows, the bomb gets closer to….exploding." Ryou smiled again. "Right about now, it's just harmlessly going 'tick, tick, tick, tick, tick'. But when it goes off…." he leaned back, patting his shoulder. "I hope you have lube with you. The first time can be PAINFUL."

F&CK.

With a pleasant smile, Ryou skipped back down the stairs to put his clothes back on.

Yami just stared.

Tick…

Tick...

Tick…

Shaking his head some, he continued up the stairs.

'Those two scare me.'

He thought.

'They REALLY scare me.'

"BAKURA! WHERE'S MY SKIRT?!"
"WHICH ONE WERE YOU WEARING?!"

"THE YELLOW ONE WITH THE FLORAL PRINT!"

"….I THINK IT'S IN THE 'CHERRY'! LEMMIE CHECK!"

….

'Really, really, REALLY scare me.'

---

"What are you planning this time?" Seto asked. Yuugi couldn't help but grin from his position on the couch.

"What ARE you talking about?"
"Taking him out to dinner?" Yuugi's grin faded.

"Okay, that is an ACTUAL date. I'm not trying ANYTHING with that." Seto raised an eyebrow. "Kaiba, I have more respect than that. I DON'T try to f&ck someone on a second date."
"But you will AFTER the FIRST one?" Yuugi shrugged.

"He was fair game, then. He wanted me just as much as I wanted him." Kaiba stared.

"….I'm surprised that Malik and Marik didn't kill us yet with YOU as our leader." Kaiba sighed.

"Hey, hey, hey! I have EXCELLENT ideas!"

"You once had Bakura and I dip ourselves in goat milk and you threw us to those…." He shuddered. "POODLES." Yuugi rolled his eyes with a scoff.
"For the last time, I'm sorry about the poodles. I didn't know they'd do THAT."

"Yes you did!"

"So what's you're point? In fact, what's the point of any of this? I THOUGHT we were talking about my date. Not my leading abilities."

"You have a VERY bad habit of changing the topic."

"You changed the topic, not me." Yuugi pointed. Kaiba glared.
"Whatever. Back to the subject…" His head tilted, eyes narrowing. "Why do you want him so much?" Yuugi blinked, mouth opening a little slightly in question. The boy pressed a finger to his chin in thought.

"Because…He treats me…like an equal. And he's not like everybody else. He has his own mind and…that's hard to find nowadays." The background around him went black as he sat up on his hands.

"And that's GOOD!" He sang. "Isn't it GRAND?/ Isn't it GREAT? Isn't it SWELL? Isn't it FU-UN? Isn't it-"

Insert sound of record being stopped here

The background returns to normal, the living room of the house, As Yuugi's violet eyes turned to Kaiba who had stopped the record by picking up the needle.

"Okay, after Ryou and Bakura's little performance last night, I won't be able to handle show tunes again for a LONG time." The CEO snorted. Yuugi pouted.

"You're a big meanie." Kaiba was about to say something but was interrupted by the basement door opening. Yami blinked at the two.
"Oh, you came in here."
"Yep. Thanks." Yuugi bounced up and took the cup, standing on his tiptoes and kissing Yami's cheek. "Wuv you bunches!"

"I'm sure." The musician looked at his empty hands and reached for the cup. "Um, Yuugi, I don't think you want to-"

Yuugi blinked as he sucked on the straw.

"Hm?" Yami shivered.

"Drink that."
Why wo-

….

Eugh…

What was THAT?

"This kind of tastes funny." Yami was pale as a ghost. (Well, as pale as he could get with that tan anyway.) Yuugi turned to the blue-eyed brunet. "What did you put in this?"
"The normal stuff. Ice, and the flavoring that I had Yami buy. Why?"

"It tastes weird."

"How so?" Yuugi held up the cup. Kaiba quirked an eyebrow. "After you put your lips and spit all over that, you think I'm gunna DRINK from that?"

"Germaphobe." Yami bit his lip.

"Er…Yuugi, about that-"
The door opened again, with Ryou walking out and adjusting his skirt and Bakura…

Pulling his shirt on…

Yami's eyes widened.
"Yeah...they were…..um…"

…

……

………

"OH DEAR GOD YOU F&CKING SICKOS! USE A BED FOR ONCE!" Bakura cackled at the frightened scream. The laughing only stopped at Yuugi threw the Semen Colada (as he now mentally called it) at the albino bastard. The cup spilled over, the contents falling on Bakura.

"Bakura, are you alright?"
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Bakura shrieked, lunging for the tiny vampire. The two collided, wrestling on the floor.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! F&CKING PRICK!"

"OW! YOU PULLED MY HAIR! POINTS OFF, POINTS OFF, MAJOR POINTS OFF!"
"HEY! HE BIT ME!"

"GET OVER IT! YOU HAVE NO BLOOD FOR ME!"

"WHY I OUGHTA!"
"YEOUCH!"

---

"So they've been fighting like this for ten years?"
"Two years, actually." Kaiba corrected. "You'd never think it by looking, but Yuugi's actually a very patient and calm person." Yami blinked, turning to his vampiric doppelganger.

His shirt was to0rn and the sleeve dropped off his shoulder, revealing the pale pink flesh. He was slightly bruised and scuffed but enough so to look…

Sexy?

Tick.

Tick.

Tick.

….This could be a problem.

(Play ending theme song: 'House of Wolves' by My Chemical Romance)

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Digi12: Wow, this one took a long time. I'm never taking a weekend long break again.

Justin: Your readers hate you for it.

Digi12: I know. Oh! And special tribute to Tie-dye Trickster for the AWESOME review she left. That was hilarious. And here's your next chapter.

Justin: --Re-reads chapter-- You guys just KNOW there's gunna be another lemony bit soon.

Digi12: Yeah, I've been making Ryou a bit of a prick but he's a lovable prick! And there ain't NOTHIN' you girls can do about it!

Justin: --Tapping foot--

Digi12: --Sigh-- I no own MCR or YGO. ---- 90 PAGES FOLKS! 90 PAGES ON MICROSOFT WORD! IN SIZE 16 FONT TIMES NEW ROMAN WHILE COUNTING THE 36 SIZE TIME NEW ROMAN TITLE AND ALL OF THE (play opening theme song blah blah blah) STUFF WE'RE AT 90 PAGES ON MICROSOFT WORD! ALMOST 100! WHO-HOOOOO!!!!!!!!