AN: Supa Paratroopa again this one starts right were the last left off okay, let the fun commence!
Up on the roof top…. Is Emmett!
Last time: "Hey where is Emmett?" Everyone looked toward the roof but he was gone, then he came back and said, "Here I am." I was about to ask where he went, when we heard a loud grunt.
Bella's Pov
I pulled back my mental barrier and thought to Edward what makes a loud grunting sound? He just shrugged. Then Emmett moved away from the edge and started talking to something we couldn't see. "Shh, not yet be quiet."
He came back to the edge, this time with a Santa hat and said, "Well, well you thought you had me huh?" We all looked at each other. I do not think anyone was thinking about that, in fact I think that everyone even Esme had forgot what started the snowball fight. "Well… you'll never catch me alive, COPPERS!!!!" Emmett unnecessarily screamed.
"Emmett, you're already dead!" Edward yelled back. "That's not the point! You still won't get me." He yelled back not letting reality get the better of his fun. "Emmett, that won't work. Just get down." Edward said, not yelling for the first time this whole conversation. "Never!" he yelled going back to what ever it was he was talking to he said, "Okay it's your time to shine." Then he brought it toward the edge of the roof and we got our first look at what it was. It was a Reindeer!
What is he going to do with that reindeer? I thought to Edward. He shook his head "We might want to go inside" he got out just before Emmett pushed the reindeer off the roof. He stayed airborne for only a few seconds, for which he looked like he was swimming then he feel.
As he hit the ground you could hear the bones breaking, I winced and felt an intense amount of pity but I knew, now that my newborn strength was waning I had just about no chance of stopping him. We decided to go in then. Of course, if any of us were to hit with a falling reindeer we wouldn't be hurt, but who wants to, not me!
We watched through the window as Emmett sent reindeer after reindeer down none of which flew any farther than Emmett could throw. I watched the sad sight as each fell to its death. Then Jasper came over from Carlisle's study as he approached us he said, "Why do I smell reindeer? Did Emmett bring home take out that's unusual?" "Not exactly, it'd probably be more human though" Edward replied as another one came down.
'Up on the roof top reindeer paws
We are hiding from Emmett clause
Reindeer are raining off the roof
Each one falling head over hoof
Ho-Ho-Ho
Who wouldn't know?
Ho-Ho-Ho
Who wouldn't know?'
"Who sang that?" Edward asked looking at all of us but no one had said a word much less sang. We all sniffed the air, but there were no unfamiliar scents "That was weird," I said
I sang that
Someone sang in a melodic voice "who are you?" Edward asked
You can call me Random voice from no where.
It sang back "Where are you and why are you only answering in song?"
Can't you get a clue from my name Random voice from no where?
And I only speak in song because… anything else would be just plain wrong!
"Is this weirding anyone else out?" Jasper asked we all nodded
You should be one to talk your all vampires!
"Ya that's true" "I guess" "Ya" we all mumbled
Okay fun over now back to where you all were a minute ago
There was a bright light then… "What just happened?" Edward asked blinking unnecessarily "I, I don't know" I said dazed "I can't remember"
Then Emmett stopped our attempts to remember by yelling "Come on Rudolph you can do it!" We all went outside and looked up. The last reindeer was struggling against Emmett "Come on Emmett enough! You know none of these reindeer are going to fly, plus think about how Jasper feels with all this pain in the air." Emmett stopped his struggles and looked down at us "Come on Edward, it's the last one and I have a good feeling about him." "Emmett it's jus- No way" while Edward and Emmett were arguing that last reindeer had jumped off the roof and was now flying 30 feet off the ground and headed toward the sunset.
Everyone was completely stunned, then Emmett snapped out of it and yelled, "Hey, you're supposed to take me with you." He said taking a step forward then there was a squishing sound. He looked down and said, "I hope that's chocolate."
Now that's poetic justice
"You" Edward said scowling
Meeeeeee
And you could tell where ever that voice was coming from it was smiling.
AN: So that's the chapter tell me what you thought of the Random voice from now where. Oh and the rest of it too
Now for a word from Random voice from nowhere
I am the Random voice from now where and if you don't Review I give you a scare.
And if you review very lucky you, you get cyber eggnog and cookies today.
Now for the 8th day of Twimas
On the eighth day of Twimas Fanfiction gave to me eight Cullen vamps (Renesme doesn't count, because she's only a half), seven wisecracks, six original werewolves, five human friends, the fourth book in the series, the twilight three pack, two charms on a bracelet, and an Edward poster just for me.