Welcome to day 12

An: according to I will soar I'm not aloud to use d.a.r.e or b.e.t or t.r.u.t.h or O.R.; including any similar words there of. So you may see some replacements. Enjoy!! XD (this'll be the first and last time we listen to this rule!)

Claimer: I own the voice from nowhere but pretty much nothing else!

Edward Pov

Well it is Christmas Eve at last and Alice's little singing competition is over!

Of course, that also means that Emmett is back on the loose, well at least I think he's had his fill of trouble making…Or not.

Then I heard Jasper say the evil words: "I hare(substitute) you."

Oh no! I groaned mentally. Everyone knows Emmett never backs down from a hare!

I listened in as Jasper continued his orders for disaster; 'would you like some fries with that?' "I hare you to try and come down the chimney! You'll never make it." Jasper scoffed. "You're on!" Emmett shouted, shaking the house.

As he walked past me, he thought 'How do I wind up in these sucker beets (substitute)?'

I went over to confront Jasper, "Why did you do that? He'll destroy the house!" I half yelled.

"Don't worry, I doubt he'll even fit," He answered. We both turned toward Alice, but she just shook her head. "I can't see what exactly is going to happen; there's too many choices involved." he could get stuck if he goes too far left, pop his leg through the chimney if he swings his leg right and if he actually makes it all the way, I can see one future where he runs into the tree! She elaborated. And I continue to get visions of other ways he will destroy the house in an attempt to make it.

"This is isn't good," I thought aloud. Jasper looked at Alice "Emmett's most likely going to destroy the chimney!" Alice told him. Jasper looked shocked then said, "Well it's not totally my fault, how was I supposed to know… plus it Emmett who is destroying the chimney." I was about to add 'that most people would guess this kind of trouble would ensue', but the look Alice gave me made me think otherwise. Instead I said "What's done is done it's not your fault. Hey Alice, is there time to stop him?" Alice got that distant look again then shook her head, "he has already entered the chimney!" "Well maybe we can still fix this; we just tell him when something won't work and keep him from doing any thing that will destroy the chimney!"

Then I noticed that neither Bella nor Rosalie had made any comments. I turned to where they were last standing and realized they were in an intense argument. "Oh, come on Carlisle saved all the reindeer!" Rose shouted, "Ya, but if Carlisle had come much later then they'd all be dead!" Bella shouted back "No, there's still that one that flew away." Rose replied. "No, that one doesn't count, we agreed it was a mass hallucination!" Bella shouted back.

"Rose, Bella, come on, it's Christmas Eve and…" Jasper started trying to quell the fight. "Oh, shut up Jasper!" Rose growled. "Hey, you can't talk to my husband that way!" Screamed Alice, joining the argument "Oh really, I can't? You gonna to stop me?" Rose Yelled back. Jasper was trying to send waves of calm toward them but it was no use. Great a cat fight and the chimney is on death roe, on Christmas Eve! I thought to myself.

Just when I thought all hope was lost, Renesme walked over and said "Mommy, Aunty Alice, Aunty Rose," looking at each in turn, "Please stop fighting. It's Christmas Eve! You're supposed to be happy on Christmas Eve." And just like that they stopped fighting. Bella picked up Renesme and said, "We sorry, we were just a little tense because… oh yeah." Then they all three say at the same time "We've got to stop Emmett!"

"Thank you, Renesme, for bringing them to their senses." At this all, three of them looked sheepish. "But unfortunately Emmett is already half way through the chimney." Then we heard a bang we all looked at the chimney and I saw what would happen next in Alice's vision. Emmett attempts to get unstuck by swinging his upper body forward so his legs can get through, but he winds up with his shoulders through the front of the chimney and his legs through the back.

Alice acted quickly and yelled, "that's not going to work! Don't try it you'll wind up destroying the chimney!" She stopped to think a minute "Try holding your breath like your trying to fit in a small dress!" "Blow out so you stomach becomes smaller." Jasper explained, "How do I know you guys aren't trying to trick me?" Emmett asked in a disbelieving tone. "I saw the vision too Em, plus what would we have to gain from you taking out half the chimney?" I replied.

He thought about it a minute, then decided he had nothing to loose, and tried it. Subsequently he was unstuck and continued down, we were all extremely still, and none of us were breathing, except Renesme.

'Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the house,

not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,

and the vampires were sitting, by the chimney with glee,

in hopes that Emmett Clause doesn't fall on the tree!'

"You" I growled at 'The Random Voice From No Where', AGAIN.

'Oh, darn it! I was whisper-singing, how did you hear me?'

"Vam-pi-re hear-ing, now will you just leave us alone!" I shouted at that annoying little pest, who's thoughts I still couldn't read.

'Oh come on, I'm just trying to do my job here; like any of you would like to sing these songs.'

"Hey aren't you supposed to sing every thing you say?" I pointed out.

'Well, um…Fine you caught me, What Ever! Can I get back to the song now?'

"I'll sing it!" Alice sang raising her hand and bouncing up and down.

'You're hired! Try and put some holiday spirit in this scrooge.'

Then it stopped talking, who knows whether it was gone or not. I covered my ears I'd heard way too many Christmas songs for one year. Then Alice thought to me, I'm not going to continue the song. Believe it or not it annoys me too.

Aww, why not?

We all looked in astonishment at random places since we didn't know where it was.

Then Alice had a vision of Emmett hitting a slick spot just before making it out and flying into the tree, but before we could stop him he slide down and flew out everyone watched in horror as Emmett flew toward the tree. Then Jasper and I caught him just in time.

We didn't have much time to celebrate our victory though because Esme walked in the room. Emmett started begging me in his thoughts not to turn him in. Well it is Christmas Eve, I guess I could save Emmett this one time.

"What are you doing?" She asked. "We were just showing the girls a new wrestling move we learned," I lied. I probably don't want to know what they were really doing. She thought, "Fine, just don't do it so close to the tree." "Ok" we replied Jasper and me getting up then helping up Emmett. Emmett changed clothes then we all took seats in the living room and watched TV.

Later Carlisle came home took off his jacket and came in to the living room. "Anyone up for Christmas carols?" he asked "NO!" we all shouted in unison then started to laugh. Carlisle just looked confused so we began to tell him our carol filled Christmas fun.

AN: Well that's 12, OMG that's the twelve days I can't believe it's over! Well for those of you who are also going into shock hang on because we are planning a sequel for next year! Merry Christmas to all and a happy New Year. (or what ever else you celebrate)

Now for the final installment of the Twelve Days of Twimas!

On the twelfth day of Twimas Fanfiction gave to me an X box (wasn't expecting that were you?) eleven accounts of dazzling, ten mystery presents, nine reindeer flying, eight Cullen vamps, seven crazy wisecracks, six original werewolves, five human friends, The fourth book in the series, the twilight three pack, two charms on a bracelet, and a poster of Edward in a tree… no that not right and a poster of Edward full of leaves no not quite and an Edward poster just for me.