The 12 days of Twimas! Chapter 13: ch13: boxing day special, a twilight fanfic

AN: hi peoplies! Since I updated last and you probably think I died or something but I am here to tell you that me, I RuleThisWorldSoGetYourOwn, Supa Paratroopa, and I Will Soar are still very alive!!! It's just we never have time!

Anyway… this is the epilogue people! There are four parts to this #1 is from Edward's pov. Then Alice, Emmett, and finally Bella!

Ruler: It is time for 'Boxing Day!'

-Pow-

Ruler: Ow! Why'd you punch me, Supa?

Supa: Cuz you said 'Boxing day'!

-Boom-

Ruler: There now, we're even!

Supa: Sheesh! Can someone not take a joke?

(The day after Christmas is normally known as Boxing Day)

Edward pov. (Also known as part #1!)

The insanity of Christmas is finally over! Jasper, Alice, and I where all alone in the living room.

" So, what was up with you guys during the karaoke game?" Jasper asked. Oh yeah, he was wondering about that earlier.

"Oh yeah, we had to buy something on e-bay really quick. You remember those…" I lowered my voice to an almost inaudible level so no one else, except Alice, could hear us, "bells that Emmett had, right?" I asked. He nodded.

"How could I forget? Even if that was like three years ago, it feels like yesterday. So, … that's why you screamed 'NO' during karaoke?" I nodded. "Good reason! I hated that thing." He whispered back in the same inaudible tone.

"So, how'd it get on e-bay, anyway?" He asked.

"It's a looong story…" Alice started and proceeded to tell Jasper the rest in a, sort of, impressively dramatic whisper. I thought back to what became of to the stupid, unfortunate, man that we unwisely let guard those cursed bells.

Flashback

The man was driving across a wet, slippery, bridge in China, swinging around two bells on a string, aka; Emmett's stupid, ding-a-ling bells! I so hate those pesky bells! As long as they don't get in Emmett's hand, they should be ok, though.

He wasn't paying attention to the road and, within a few seconds, off he went! Down into the large crevasse below. His wife told him rightly not to rely on the 'lucky power' of those bells and, guess what? She was right! That guy was such a moron! Well he's dead now.

Too bad after he died while carrying the bells, his family didn't believe in them anymore and decided to sell them on e-bay. The world thanks Alice for her vision of Emmett finding them there a whole day before he actually did.

End flashback

"We immediately bought them off e-bay and they should be arriving by 'Ups' later today." I started listening just as Alice finished catching Jasper up. Now we wait and keep Emmett away from any and all 'Ups' trucks. That sounds like fun! (Note the sarcasm!) This is going to be a loooooooooong day. I thought as I heard Bella come in the front door from her hunting trip with Esme, Carlisle, and Rosalie.

Alice pov! ( Also known as part2!)

Oh sure, Edward! Just zone out; it's not like I was saying something important! I thought clearly annoyed. Edward took a second from Bella to look back at me. Oh! So he was listening! Well then he, yes you Edward, can intercept Emmett from going out right now. Or else I suppose… I thought, and then thought about what would befall us all if Emmett stepped out that door.

"Hey Emmett!" Edward yelled. At least he can take a hint, as soon as it's shoved into his face. "Yeah?" He asked centimeters from the portal of doom. "Wanna wrestle?" I think you can guess his response… Good luck with that Edward! Jaspie and I are going out to intercept a certain package. "I get it! Just go!!!" He said angrily.

"Picky, picky, picky! Fine, off we go! Goooooood bye everyone… we will be back!!!!" I said with as much emphasis on the dramatic composure as I possibly could, earning a very annoyed Edward. Has anyone ever noticed that thing he does with his hand and the bridge of his nose? I thought as I pulled Jasper through said threshold. (door)

"Alice, where are we going?" Jasper asked, awfully cutely may I add. "we have a package to pick up!" I cheered. "Right." He mumbled as he remembered the last time said Emmett got said bells. We wound our way through the many trees surrounding our abode and made our way unseen to the main road. "Why didn't we take one of the cars?" Jasper asked randomly. "It would make too much noise and besides it's way too conspicuous." I stated in a matter-of-factly voice. "Alice, … we're only going to the post office." Oh yeah… I thought.

"I'm going to see how Edward's doing against Emmett." I stated plainly.

Vision

Emmett lunges at Edward only to have him dodge. He tries again, same result. Edward pushes him into the wall behind them and right into the kitchen causing a huge hole. Esme wasn't happy about this at all.

end Vision

" Ouch!" I said coming out of my vision to a nervous Jasper.

"What's up?" He asked. I sighed; poor Emmett.

"Esme is furious at Emmett." I said.

" Isn't that good for us?" Jaspie asked.

"No, it just makes it harder on us."

Emmett pov.!!!! (also known as part 3!)

"Emmett!!" Esme screamed. Oh, great! What, is this the seventh time this week that I've broken that wall? Yeah, Esme's really mad…Stupid Edward…

"You know, I heard that long walks are good for letting off steam!" Renesme piped up.

"Fine, whatever." I replied maybe a walk would do me some good, and give Esme time to cool off.

I went out the door then started stomping around outside in a short circle. Hmm… nope, I have no idea how I'm supposed to cool off like this… …

"EMMETT MCARTHY CULLEN!!!" Uh oh…what did I do this…? …Oops… I thought looking down at what I was marching on, Esme's flower garden.

"GET OFF MY FLOWERS RIGHT NOW!" a very enraged Esme shouted. Oh yeah. I thought, still standing on the dirt that used to be said flowers.

"Yeah,… um… right…" I mumbled incoherently to myself, finally getting off the poor flowers.

Esme stared in horror at the pulverized petunias, the dead dandelions, the forget-me-not foliage, and finally one last flower, one single flower, left standing by my feet; a small petrified pansy.

I, watching Esme's gaze, looked down and saw the poor flower almost crushed by my bulky shoes.

"Hey! This one's still alive! Hmm… I think I'll call you panzer!" I randomly said, trying anything at all to change the subject. Edward merely shook his head, Renesme on the other hand, was mildly entertained.

"Ha ha ha, that's funny! It didn't get mauled, so Uncle Emmett named it after a tank!" She laughed. I know brilliant, right? Esme's face contorted itself again at the word 'mauled'.

"EMMETT MCARTHY CULLEN, GO TAKE YOUR NATURE HIKE AND I WANT TO SEE YOU WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled.

I, startled, staggered back and started jogging away. "Walk Emmett." She yelled back at me, nearly, nearly, giving me a heart attack.

"Ok! Ok, I'm walking, see?" I said. Esme is not easy to work with when she's mad. I thought reasonably to myself. I looked over at Edward. His expression was a mix of concern and on the verge of laughing.

I proceeded to walk at the barely even moving pace of the average human walking, about 2mph. (3.2kph)

Once I was out of seeing/hearing distance, I began to walk at 30mph, (48.2kph). The other speed was by far the slowest I have ever had to walk, ever! It was excessively slow.

I went up to the mountain, went up the mountain, and came back to about 10 miles (16km) from the house before going back to that intolerable speed.

Just as I rounded the house, I saw Alice, Edward, and Bella crowed around what seemed to be a small bottle rocket. Edward was dangling something above it.

Bella's pov!!! (also known as part 4!!)

"Hurry up!" I said, looking down on the almost complete rocket. It was completely built, all that was left was to put those stupid bells in it, screw on the cap, and blast it into space.

"Don't worry love, we'll finish in time." I looked up into my angel's eyes and was instantly reassured.

"Yeah! Don't worry Bella, as far as I can see, he'll get here ten minutes after we launch this thing! Besides, we still have Jasper in the living room to stall him if he does come early." Alice piped up.

"You're sure?" I asked. Even if Alice can see the future, it can't be that certain, right?

"Well… there are still a lot of choices, but I'm pretty sure we'll be in the green." She winked at me.

"Anyway," my angel started, "who wants the honors of putting these things in?"

"You can do at least that, Edward." Alice answered

"MY DING-A-LING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Immediately we all spun around with lightning speed. There, on top of the hill, was Emmett.

The next few things happened so fast that it was hard for me, even with my vampiric hearing, to see what progressed. Emmett was running at us, Edward was screwing on the lid and I was trying desperately trying to light the stupid fuse! Alice was telling me to light it higher up and I couldn't get a spark!!

The events after that were even harder to perceive. Edward finished, and I got a spark and light the rocket as close to the fuel tank that I could while Alice held it still.

The very second that the rocket lifted off, Emmett rammed into us, sending everyone flying three feet away. Emmett was still rambling on about his 'ding-a-ling'! –shiver-

From that day, two things still hold truth; one, is that all Emmett strives for is a fun life in whatever he does, and the second, and most important thing, is that no matter how hard anyone tried, 'ding-a-ling' will never to be found.

Or will it?

AN:

Ruler: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

Supa: And that is the end…no seriously… … this fanfic is over…don't you guys believe me? *_*

I Will Soar: Don't worry people, there will be a sequel!

Supa: No…… no there will not!!!

Ruler: yeah! Not one sequel, but two!

Supa: two?!?!?!? Well there goes my Christmas break, AGAIN…well we did enjoy it, -sigh- well hope you liked it!!!!!!!!!!

Ruler: So the sequels will be named Battle of the books, it's prequel Battle of the Mangas, and the next special -drum roll- is –badabadabadabadabadabadabada- "Twimas2: the Nutcracker Special!!!!!!!!

(preview!!!)

Mystery: Now let's sing the12 days of twimas one more time!!

The Random Voice from No Where: -sigh- no!

Mystery: "Yes"