For Edward and Bella English dragged on super slow. So they decided to skip the rest of the day and go to Edward's house instead.
While at Edward's house, they got busy. Bella took the Error Proof Test and found out she was going to have a little Edward Baby. Se told Edward, "I'm pregnant and so you wanna do it again, this time sexier?"
"Oh yeah! But we have to be careful because of the new baby." Edward replied.
"Hey! You were screwing so hard the whole house shook!" Emmett yelled from the other room. "Me and Rosalie weren't doing any of the screwing- the house was doing it for us!" Emmett yelled again while Rosalie screamed in ecstasy.
"Wow. Was it that bad?" Bella asked. "I wouldn't say bad is the right word; great is more like it." Edward said. "Well, you wanna go again or am I too much for you?" Bella replied. "Let's go, I got all my life." Edward replied. Then Edward kissed Bella slowly on the lips, when Bella went crazy and it went from slow to fast: tongue, French kissing. Then you heard Bella say, "Oh My Edward, don't stop, it feels sooo… good!"
"Keep going Edward! Let's have twins!" Bella screamed. "This might be a bad time to mention Mike is totally thinking this right now except with him instead of me."
"Well, I'd be a little creeped out if he was thinking of it with just us; and even more if he popped in." Bella stated while having orgasm.
When they were done and breathing hard, Edward said, "What do you wanna do now?" Bella sighed and said, "get off me you fire breathing vampire you!" Edward stared at her and then replied, "Not if you don't tell me what you want to do now?"
"I want to go pee!" She rushed to the bathroom. When she got back from the potty, Edward had a candlelit dinner waiting for her. Bella was so happy she almost cried. "OMG" Bella managed to get out, "Edward you're amazing!" Edward replied, "I know I'm good in bed too! I can't sleep for days!"
"Ha, Ha. Very funny." She laughed sarcastically. He lightly kissed her forehead then pulled a chair out for her. "I love you and the baby inside you."
"Well, I obviously love you to, or I wouldn't have slept with you!" Bella said. "Where's your family anyways?"
"They all went shopping in Portland. I thought that was going to be a good idea." Edward said as he kissed her lips again.