George Venturi is just leaving after delivering 1000 pounds of chocobo cake. What the hell is chocobo cake? Do I wanna know?

"Yeah, what is chocobo cake?" Luna asks.

Zack runs past chasing some robots.

"He's here? Well, he'll probably fight Sephiroth when he's done his missions." Luna says.

Cloud speeds past on Fenrir, chasing Sephiroth.

"Or Cloud will fight Sephiroth.." Luna adds.

"Hey, I'm gonna be in the first match! I'm finally here!" Carl Johnson bellows.

"All right! We have our first match!" Luna announces.

Battle 1: CJ VS Cloud (Race)

CJ jacks a Sanchez from some jerk.

Cloud starts up Fenrir.

They take off at high speed.

"Let's check on the race once in awhile." Luna says.

"Hey, there's a giant turtle out back." Derek says.

"Oh? It's the Adamantoise! Looks like it's stronger! Who dares to challenge it?" Luna announces.

Silence.

"Well, it can wait." Luna says.

Cloud passes CJ, then goes off a jump, earning 3000 gil for a Unique Stunt.

CJ is pissed off. If he shoots, however, he's disqualified.

CJ goes off a jump, no Unique Stunt.

Zack and Cody run past, throwing pies at the audience.

"Oh.. they're here. Well, at least Moseby doesn't run things around here." Luna says.

"Actually, I do." Moseby says from behind the Administrative Desk.

Yeah, and I bet Maddie sells tickets.

A man buys a ticket from Maddie.

D'oh!

"Look! Look who's arriving in a Maverick Helicopter piloted by Vic Vance! It's London Tipton, no way no way!" Luna announces.

London enters.

"My daddy bought this arena! Yay Daddy!" London exclaims, clapping.

CJ almost passes Cloud, but hits a semi. Cloud goes off a jump and knocks over a cop.

A thief steals London's purse.

"Hey! Stop him! Don't let him go!" London shouts.

London runs after the thief... and crashes into him... and challenges him!?

Battle 2: London VS Thief

"Give it back!" London exclaims.

"..."

London grabs the thief and throws him. A Dinosaur and a Bear appear and start beating on the thief.

London wins!

"A dinosaur and a bear, again?" Casey asks.

"Is Cortez still here?" Derek wonders.

"London's hot!" Edwin exclaims.

Cloud takes a shortcut through a farmer's field. CJ finds the shortcut, but hits a combine harvester. (It's hard to see through that damn wheat!) The farmer guy says 'Move homie!'.

London takes her purse back from the thief.

"Rinoa! Shut UP! I hate you!" Squall roars.

"I don't care! You should be dead!" Rinoa screams.

"No way! You guys had a match already!" Luna exclaims.

"I know! Squall's mad 'cause he lost!" Rinoa shouts.

"No! You're a bitch!" Squall roars.

Newt Livingston walks past with a bunch of students following him, cheering.

"What was that?" Luna wonders.

"Oh, he's the new student president." Meena replies.

"Yeah, a born leader." Cory adds.

Cloud passes the finish line!!

CJ goes off a jump, then passes the finish line.

Cloud wins!

"Cool race!" Derek comments.

"I'm not into motorbikes." Casey adds.

"CJ's was awesome!" Edwin exclaims.

"Awesome!" Newt exclaims from somewhere else.

CJ pulls up in a combine harvester.

"Look what I got, foo'!" CJ says.

Oops, looks like CJ shredded a pile of Barney dolls. Oops, indeed... not! Take that, Barney!

"Out of time? But we only had two matches! Well, I guess the race was long enough. And we got to see London Tipton!" Luna announces.

"We'll have more next time 'cause my daddy bought this place! Yay me!" London exclaims, clapping.

Continued...