The Ballas wanna fight, do they? Wait, who're the Ballas? CJ seems to know them...
"Yeah, I'll take out those Balla foo's!" CJ yells.
"This'll be good!" Derek says.
Battle 1: CJ VS The Ballas
Wave 1
CJ wastes the Ballas coming from Idlewood with the SMG.
More Ballas pull up in Tahoma cars.
CJ pulls out a rocket launcher and blows them up. CJ grabs armor.
Ballas up north! CJ blasts them.
Wave 2
CJ destroys a Ballas car. Ballas pour in with Tec9's and waste some cops. CJ wastes the Ballas with a Minigun.
Wave 3
CJ simply runs to the safe house, wasting Ballas on the way. CJ saves!
CJ wins!
"CJ wasted them all AND took over the territoty!" Derek yells.
"Sorry I'm late! I had to kick Squall's ass since he was being an jerk to Rinoa again." Luna says.
"Squall's a drunk... ever since he found out he's no longer needed in SeeD, with the arrival of the new guy, Derek Venturi!" Casey exclaims.
Derek swings a gunblade around.
George runs in with his own gunblade. He falls over due to its weight.
"Ah, my back! It's gonna be awhile before I'm used to this thing!" George yells.
"Dad, you should give it up." Edwin says, brandishing his pistols for the next match.
Battle 2: Edwin Venturi VS SOLDIER
How the hell's Edwin supposed to beat SOLDIER!?
Edwin shoots a SOLDIER 3rd Class.
Oh, like that.
The SOLDIERs gather close. Edwin activates Limit Break: Bullet Rain. In a matter of minutes, the SOLDIERs are dead. Hojo
comes out, looking pissed off. Edwin kills him.
Edwin wins!
"Way to go, Ed!" Derek cheers.
Squall enters with Rinoa.
"Squall, I told you not to follow me!! Get outta here! I hate you!" Rinoa screams.
"Yeah, shut up! I'm here to fight the Adamantoise!" Squall yells.
Squall throws Rinoa into the crowd.
"Squall!! You drunken jerk!" Luna shouts.
Luna fires an Energy Beam at Squall, knocking out of the arena.
Ramza and Luso enter.
"We'll fight the Adamantoise." Ramza says.
"All right! New battle!" Luna announces.
Battle 3: Ramza/Luso VS The Adamantoise
Ramza and Luso Tailwind each other for awhile. The Adamantoise causes an Earthquake. Luckily, Luso has Winged Boots, but Ramza gets hit. Ramza hits the Adamantoise. Luso throws a Snowmelt Bomb. Ramza summons Leviathan. The summon weakens Adamantoise. Luso poaches it for an Aged Turtle Shell.
Ramza/Luso win!
"Poaching! It always does the job!" Edwin exclaims.
"I want a jelly sandwich.." Marti says.
Casey takes Marti to the cafeteria to get her a jelly sandwich... and that's all the time we left.
"Looks like Squall's being an ass again... so I gotta put a 'pause' on things here. Later!" Luna announces.
To Be Continued...
Sounds of a battle can be heard with Squall shouting swears and swinging his gunblade drunkenly.
There's a mess in the cafeteria due to Marti trying to make her own jelly sandwich... or possibly 'Potions'...