Title: One Thing That Will [For Sure] Provoke Sasuke Uchiha
Author: biancaBOMB
Summary: "Dude. Did you just call yourself pretty? What are you? Gay?"
Rating: T (drinking)
Inspiration: myself calling guys that i like 'pretty'. [or as you normal people say, 'hot'.]
Word Count: 604
Date Completed: March 29, 2009
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One Thing That Will [For Sure] Provoke Sasuke Uchiha
and a thing you should not do unless you want to die
except if you are sakura haruno.
which will lead to sasuke uchiha actually speaking to you.
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Mention his older brother, his sexuality, his attractiveness, and fangirls in conversation.
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"You know what, Sasuke?" Sakura slurred, grinning like a fool.
He turned toward her and away from the rest of the drunken idiots that surrounded him, such as Naruto and Kakashi. He was decidedly bored and she was undeniably drunk, or tipsy at most. Nonetheless, he somehow forced himself to find something better to do than stare into space and fall into the disturbing clutches of Lalaland, which was still filled with his childhood memories.
There was one of Sakura. They were approximately twelve years old.
"Sasuke-kun! Happy birthday." She held out a gift box, which was decorated in navy blue wrapping paper and had a white bow neatly tied on top of it, to him.
He was sitting on a bench and she was sitting next to him. Sakura was still smiling and offering her present.
"Tch. You're annoying." He stated. Sasuke then turned his head away from her and ignored her.
She smiled and left the gift box next to him. She went home, he guessed.
He picked up the small box and unwrapped it carefully, so not to rip the paper. He was planning to rewrap it later to make it seem that it had not been opened.
It was a plushie of herself. It had a grin embroidered onto its face. Why she'd want him to have it? He had no clue. On the tag, it said 'Handmade with love by Sakura Haruno.'
He stood up with the box, wrapping paper, bow, and plushie in hand and went to go home.
In a matter of two days, he learned that she had made one of him for herself.
"Sasukeee." She slurred once again.
"Hn." He raised an eyebrow.
"You know what?" She giggled.
She didn't wait for an answer.
"I don't see what those fangirls of yours see in you."
He specifically really didn't want to know.
"You're not all that pretty."
'Pretty?' He thought.
"I personally think-" Hiccup. "-That Itachi is way prettier." She giggles.
Sasuke glares at her. He scoots his chair closer to her and leans in so that their faces are two inches apart.
"Do you still think that Itachi is prettier?"
Sakura swallows the rest of her beer and shakes her head no.
Naruto busted out laughing, seeming to have heard their entire conversation.
"Dude. Did you just call yourself pretty? What are you? Gay?" Naruto's laughter continues.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed. "Aren't you supposed to be drunk?"
Not more than ten seconds later, both Naruto and Sakura are passed out on the table.
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just got back from the philippines friday.
greatest vacation of my life so far.
i wanna move there. so badly.
and no, its not because of a guy.
-blushes- damnit. . .
hahahaha.
thanks for all your support.
and reviews are, as always, welcome.