Yay for the update!!! Ahaha, yeah, sorry for the prank. Just haad to do it. Course it was a bit harsh...oh well!

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Yeah!

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Ahh, it was a beautiful day. The birds were chirping, the squirrels were collecting nuts, the fangirls were plotting HQ takeover...o.O...yeah, okay...

Everything was normal...except in the Central Headquarters Cafeteria...

"RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!" It was an attack! Baloney and poup flew everywhere! People were screaming like little girls and running all over the place, falling left and right! It was a massacre!

"Brother, I've got the top floors secured!" Al said with a salute.

Ed grinned evilly. "Excellent, I'm almost done around here." He said, grabbing a huge glob of Tomato Tapioca poup and stuffed it into a gun.

Al's eyes widened. "Brother, that's the rarest, most powerful poup there is! What are you gonna do with it?!"

Ed aimed at the Fuhrer, who screamed in his high pitch voice. "Fullmetal, you can't! I still have to go bowling Tuesday!"

"MYAHAHAHAHA!!!" He shot, the red, bubbly glob flying through the air and smacking him full in the chest. Bradley screamed, falling to the floor and flopping around like a fish on crack before stilling.

"YES, THE FUHRER HAS FALLEN!" Ed and Al cheered.

"EEEEEEDDD! AAAAAALLLLL!" Oh no... it was him...it was...

"Flame Alchemist, Roy Mustang!" Al gasped, pointing a shaky finger at the Colonel; who was by the way, dripping wet and had something gooshy and brown all over him.

"Back from the sewers Roy?" Ed asked, giggling.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU STUFF ME DOWN A TOILET FOR?!?!" Roy bellowed.

"Because Roy..." Ed grabbed a microphone. The room darkened, and a spotlight fell on Ed, who was on his knees. Snow fell softly behind him.

"Because I had a dream! I had a dream that I could bring my Mommy back from the dead, and we'll be happy again!" Ed said into the micrphone, all tearful and sparkly. "But did that dream come true Roy?! No, it did not!"

Al crawled into the spotlight, sniffling sadly and hugging his older brother. "It hurts." He agreed.

"So fine, I failed...so if I'll fail, I'll bring the world with me! We'll ALL live down in Hell, everyone as my servents, it'll all be mine! MINE! MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Ed threw his head back and laughed madly.

Roy stared at Ed like he was crazy.

"Al! Join my in my evil laugh! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

"MWAHAHAHA!"

Roy pulled out a large wooden mallet and whacked the two, knocking them out.

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"Roooooy, I'm gonna sue! This is abuse! Child harrassment...or something!" Ed whined, kicking his feet around. He was leaning on a wall, wrapped tight in a straight jacket.

"I don't care Ed." Roy said, watching his mini-tv on his desk.

"How come Al didn't get the jacket! He was just as high as I was!"

"Because...he promised to be good if I let him play with my gloves." That's when sounds of explosions, screaming and maniac laughter wafted in through the window. "Ahh, shit."

"Yea-yuh, little brother!" Ed cheered.

-5 minutes later-

Ed pouted, entertaining himself by seeing if he could kick his own head, getting upset after he found that he couldn't. "Rooooy, I have to go pee!"

"Too bad." Was Roy's reply.

"But Roooy, I drank like, 5 cans of Coke and I really really reeeeally gotta go!"

"Well, that's what you get for staging a hostile takeover." Roy said, sticking out his tongue.

Ed kicked his feet around more. "Roy, it's not good for my kidneys to hold it in!"

"So what, you can live with one kidney."

"I hate you!" Ed said tearfully.

"Nooooo, how will I live the rest of my life knowing Ed hates me." Roy said sarcastically.

"Wow Roy, never knew you cared." Ed said in awe.

"I don't." Roy said flatly.

"Then why the hell did you say that for?! Geez, and people say I need help." Ed muttered.

-another 5 minutes later-

"...I want a donut." Roy got up and started to walk out of the office when he felt himself stepping in something wet. He blinked and looked down at the large yellow puddle he was stepping in. A vein popped on his head. He glared at Ed, who was innocently rocking back and forth and humming Bratja.

"Ed..."

"Yes Roy?"

"...what's this on the floor?"

"Pee!" Ed cackled like a madman.

"How did it get here??"

"I did it!" Ed said proudly.

"You peed on my floor?!" Roy said, enraged.

"Yup, yup!"

"Okay, back to the asylum with you." Roy said, grabbing Ed by the back of his collar.

"Oh boy! They have crackers there!" Ed said excitedly as he was dragged out.

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Whoo, that was sooo much fun to write!! X3

Hey! Hey, you see that button there? That one marked 'Go'?? Let's play a game called 'Review Poup!' Doesn't that sound fun? Doesn't it?! DOESN'T IT?! n.n