Hahaha, this is cool...Oh! This is where we do the uh...author's note thingamabobbers, right? Okay, well um...I'm Ed Elric and I found Ayumi's computer and decided to make a chapter!

Cuz ya kno, whoever controls the fanfic controls the power...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anyway uhm...there's something I have to do here, right? Yeah...a disclaimer or something? Okay, uhm...wait...why cant I own Full Metal Alchemist??? It's my freaking show! I SAY I DO OWN IT! HA! (only kidding...dont hurt me)

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Okay, so it was a pretty okay day in Central. -.-; That's kinda boring...where's the ultimate power to make people do what I want?

Lets say that Roy was working in his office...and by working I mean watching porn. He suddenly jumps onto his desk, ripping his pants off to reveal a blue miniskirt.

...okay, I'm not saying I want that to happen. It's just funny alright?!?! I'M NOT GAY! -ahem-...anyway...

"I AM TARZAN! KING OF ALL YOU MONKEYS!" He bellowed, leaping out of a window. But of course, no one cares...

So then...lets say Envy appeared! With his hair all wrapped up in a towel, and only wearing another towel.

...I-AM-NOT-GAY. Moving on,

Envy shrieked like a little girl. "EEEEK! OMFG!"

"What is it, what is it?!" Scar shouted, running over.

"I coulda sworn I was in my room, and now I'm here!" Envy said in a rushed voice, tears pouring out of his eyes. "This is horrible! It was tea-time with Mr. Snuffles and now the cookies will get cold!"

Scar stared at him and blew his head up. Envy died...and Scar skipped out of the room. "Lalalalala!"

Okay, what now...uhm...I really don't know what to say besides the fact that Wrath and Al had Dante tied to a railroad and the train was coming at a great speed and Dante was screaming her head off and PMS-ing all over her dress. Then SPLAT! Ahahaha...-ahem- Okay...

On the ground, Roy was laying twitching in a pool of his own blood. Riza walked over to him and started poking him with her gun, which wasn't such a good idea, cuz he accidently shot him in the head.

She gasped. "Sir??!! Sir!! Speak to me!" She wailed, searching his pockets for money. "Roooooooy!"

Nearby, I was donating money to charity and spreading love to the world's children when I heard a cry for help. I gasped. "Im coming, tortured soul!"

Brother, whatcha doin?

Agh, for the love of crap Al, I'm trying to write something!

Oooooh! Sounds fun, can I join in?

-sigh- Fine.

Anyway, I started heroicly running to the scene. "What happened?"

But me, Alphonse Elric had gotten there first with my legion of kitties! "What seems to be the problem Miss?"

"R-roy...he got shot!" Riza wailed, counting out her wad of money.

"Shot!" I gasped, looking at the damage. It seemed like...he was shot in the head...and the red color of the liquid was pretty.

"Oh no! He's bleeding!" I said, pointing in horror at the hole in his head.

"Nooooo, really?" Riza muttered. "Cool! 5, 000 bucks! I'm rich!"

Riza ripped off HER clothes in a flourish, turning out to be wearing a tight black leather dress. She jumped into a car. "To Vegas!" She yelled, drivivng off.

"Wait! What about Mustang??" I called after he, but she was too far away.

"Brother...I don't think he'll make it..." I said sadly, kicking Roy's head a few times to try and stop the blood flow. He only bled more, go figure.

"I'm sorry Roy!" I cried, dumping him into the large hole I had dug while Al was kicking Roy's head. He made the sound of a drugged koala.

"Why a koala?"

"They're cute and fuzzy, duh."

"Ahh, touche."

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Okay, I think that's long enough.

That was fun Brother!

It was! Let's do it again next time!

-yawns- Wow, that hot chocolate really knocked me out...wait a second...Ed?! Al?! The hell!

Crap, the sleeping potion wore off!

Run Brother, ruuuun!

DAMMIT, HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN MESSING UP MY FANFIC AGAIN?!?!

I'M SOOORRYYYYY! -runs like hell-

Brother, don't leave me with her!! -follows-

GET BACK HERE!! Oh, and please review. n.n -chases them with chainsaw-