Okay, so I don't really know how to start this chapter...lets see...-thinking- Oh! Author's Note, of course!
So yeah...this is my Authors Note...brilliant, isn't it? Yeah...
I'm just doing to start now...
Disclaimer: Yeah...no...
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This chapter is going to make no sense because I haven't had my daily dose of Pixie Stix which is of course the kid's crack even though all it does is send me into a coughing fit which is highly uncomfertable cuz I don't like coughing, sneezing is better even though it gets me dizzy, but as I was saying this chapter is just random-er crap then I usually come up with, it won't even have like, a plot, cuz I'm awesome like that, of course none of the chapters have a plot, actually, they kinda do, eh, maybe not, hey look, a butterfly, butterflies are pretty but not when you squish them cuz they get all icky, what was I talking about, oh yeah, this chapter makes no sense cuz I think I developed ADD from Mar's fanfic, so blame her for the not-sense-making-ness of this chapter, that's why it doesn't make se-
"WHOULD YOU GET ON WITH IT ALREADY?!!?!" Ed yelled, flailing his arms around.
Well, soooooorry, I just wanted to inform the readers that this chapter makes no sense geez Ed, you're so rude. -.-
Ed pouted. "But you've said that like, 500 freaking times! And its a waste of chapter space."
So? Anyway, you might be wondering about the chapter title! Well-
"What chapter title?" Ed blinked, looking up at the pale blue bar WAY over his head. "Hey! Cool, a chapter title!" He blinked. "Hey, why do they all start with P?"
"She was getting to that, so shut up!" Roy yelled from his desk, sighing as he flipped through another page of his magazine.
-.-; Thank you Roy. As I was saying-
"Chapter 4 starts with R!!!!" Ed yelled in fury, pointing at it.
...well, an R is only a P with a little tail at the end...I learned that in kindergarden...
"Just let the woman talk already!!" Roy snapped.
"What if I don't want to!?"
Oho! You dare challenge the power of a fanfiction author???? Didn't you learn what we could do last chapter?!
"...oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was too busy not listening." Ed said with a small sigh.
THAT'S IT! Suddenly, a hole appeared under Ed, sending him hurtling down the abyss, where thousands of hungry fangirls awaited him!
"NUUUUUuuuuuuu..."
Roy shuddered. "That was evil."
"So?" A girl walked into the room, tugging irritably at her hair hanging in her face. "He was annoying me."
"Ooooh, and who might you be?" Roy asked, winking at her as he checked her out.
"The author." Her eye twitched. "You know, Ayumi?"
"Crap...that mean I can't have sex with you?"
"GOODBYE!" Ayumi pushed him into the hole of fangirls, as another happy cry of bliss yelled out from inside. Roy screamed.
"...dammit, I ran out of characters to be idiots with..." Ayumi muttered, scratching her head. " AL! MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR!"
Al appeared...mysteriously. And he was wearing an apron and had a mysterious...red...liquid all over him.
"Oh gawd, Al!" Ayumi screamed in horror, covering her face.
Al blinked. "What?" He held up...a fajita. "I was just making sauce!"
Ayumi sniffed the apron. "...in Dante's blood?"
"...dogs need to eat mexican food too."
"Ahh, touche." Ayumi shrugged, looking around. "Hey, I don't exactly think we had a convo that made absolutely NO sense, right?"
"Oooo! Let's have one now! So like...how's the weather?"
"Well Ayumi, its 80 degrees today! The sky is completely clear, as if it were summer, I'd say it's time to hit the beach!" Al said excitedly.
"Is it now?" Ayumi looked out the window, staring at the blizzard that happened to be taking place JUST on Central HQ. "..."
"But like...we'd freeze to death, HEY! Where's Brother?"
"Probably being stripped and mauled to death by adoring fans." Ayumi replied casually.
Al's eyes widened like woah. "Oh gawd! Brother, I'm coming!" Al dived bravely into the hole, only to scream in horror.
"Yeah, that was idiotic..." She sighed, clapping her hands. Ed and Al appeared next to her.
"Don't do that again! That was scary!" Ed wailed.
Ayumi shrugged. "Hey, you guys still have Roy's credit card from chapter 2?"
Al gasped. "You're right! We do!"
Ayumi beamed. "Yay! Let's go buy stuff on credit 'til it maxes out!"
"Yeah!" They ran out.
"WAUGH! DON'T LEAVE ME HEAR!" Roy yelled, using the wrong form of the word 'here'. But they left him there and he got fangirled to death, then the girls did...stuff to his body and everyone lived a happy ending...yeah...
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XD That was fun!
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