Yay, it's Mother's Day! And like, I'm hungry cuz I'm starving myself cuz I'm going to an all u can ea buffet in an hour...and yes, I can eat alot, even when I aint hungry. MYAHA!

Disclaimer: Merh...dun own nuttin.

DONUTS!

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Envy was sitting in his room, humming a happy song and paining his fingernails black. He had his back to the window, a stupid mistake because...

"NII-SAN!!!" Ed squealed, jumping through the window and pouncing on the homunculus. Envy screamed. "Dammit Ed, don't you ever knock!?"

"It wouldn't be a surprise then!" Ed pouted. "And ya know I like surprising ya, Biggest Bestest Brother!"

"Go away." Envy replied, turning back to his nail polish. "Gawd, I wish you never found out we were related."

Ed got all teary-eyed. "But...But Nii-san..." He started crying. "Waaaaah, Brother hates me!"

"Waugh! Don't cry!" Envy yelled frantically, flailing his arms around. Ed continued to cry anyway, making alot of fangirls also cry because it was sad and that he looked UBER cute crying.

"Okay! Okay, stop! I don't hate you!"

"Weally?" Ed sniffled. Envy sighed, rolling his eyes. "Yes, really."

"Yay!" Ed squealed, glomping the Sin. Envy stiffened. "Ahh, the love...it burns..." He muttered.

"Make me some pancakes Brother!" Ed yelled in a quick subject change after he let go.

Envy started to say no, but he noticed Ed's uber cute sparkly eyes and had to say yes, in fear that the whole sappy 'Brother hates me' thing would start again.

Ed squealed, running out of the room. Envy followed him, wishing that Roy was here.

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"MYAHAHAHA!!!" Al yelled, running around Roy with a rope in his hand, securing his binds to the chair.

"Mmpfh!" Roy thrashed around, trying to bite off the tape on his mouth.

Al grinned all evil and psychopathic. "Ladies!" He called, opening the door in a dramatic flourish. Roy's eyes expanded to mucho size as a swarm of fangirls rushed into the room and started fangirling at him.

"Oooo! Roy, you so cute!"

"Marry me!"

"Have my kids, Roy!"

Al threw his head back and cackled evilly. Riza noticed the sudden fangirl invasion and rushed inside, gasping at the sight.

"Back off, he's mine!" She cried out, pulling out her gun.

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"Wraaaaaaaaaaath!!" Ed tackled the younger homunculus, rolling around on the floor with him, as they both laughed their heads off.

"Get a room." Envy muttered, making them gasp and scramble to their feet.

"WE'RE NOT GAY!"

"Course your not." Envy rolled his eyes, pulling out a frying pan and starting to heat it.

"Oooo! Pancakes??" Wrath gasped.

"Yeah, whatever."

"Yay!" A few minutes of silence passed. "Is it hot yet?" Wrath asked, sticking his finger onto the hot metal. "OW!"

"Idiot!" Envy yelled.

"That hurt..." Wrath muttered tearfully, sucking on his burnt finger.

"Is it?" Ed poked his finger in there. There was a sizzling sound, then Ed started crying. "Waaaah, it's my automail, I can't feel it!"

Wrath patted his back. "Dun worry, I'll show you it's hot." He said, poking his other finger in. "OW!"

Envy sweatdropped. "Uh..."

"HEY! You just burned my hand, you jackass!"

"It ain't your hand no more, so NYAH!"

"Screw you!"

"Your mom!"

"...that was mean." Ed sniffled.

"I'm sorry." Wrath pouted, patting Ed's head.

"UGH, YOU BOTH ARE IDIOTS! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" Envy suddenly shouted out, running off and vowing murder of all the chickens in McDonald's farm. E-i-e-i-o...

"WAIT, THE PANCAKES!" Wrath yelled after him.

"We'll make some ourselves!" Ed said, in his secret language that really meant of course, 'Let's steal all of Envy's barbies and cook them!'

Wrath nodded, understanding the lingo completely. "Yay!"

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Yes, I'm high. Glad that you noticed!

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