Well, I've been writing alot of horror and angst and stuff, and like...I need to work on comedy more cuz it's fun and etc...so expect Poup to be updated alot more lately! n.n Yay!
Disclaimers are now located on the bottom in my official copyright, cuz I'm awesome like that!
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"I want to squeeze as many balls, as anyone thought ever was!! To squeeze them is my real test, to get them is my cause! I will travel cross the lands, searching far and wiiide! Each squishy ball, to understand, the power that's insiiiide! Pokeball! Gotta squeeze them all, it's you and me! Hehe, I know it's my destiny! Pokeball, oooooh, they're my best friend, in a world that can't contest! Pokeball, gotta squeeze them all, a ball so true! My courage will see you through! You squeeze me and I'll report you! Pokeball! Gotta squeeze them all! Pokeball!"
And as that theme song played, panic through the world's mothers' erupted madly! The pokeball corporation was sued and was forced to change their plot AND show, to now be called Pokemon and etc. The rest was history, the original episodes of Pokeball are completely censored now and aren't fun. But my sisters and I are remaking it, catch it in Youtube when they're available!
Ahem...off topic...okay...theme song!
Cue coolie music and...
"I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was! To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Each pokemon, to understand, the power that's insiiiiiide! Pokemon, gotta catch them all, it's you and me! I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Ooooh, you're my best friend, in a world that can't detest. Pokemon! Gotta catch them all, a heart so true! Out courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you! Pokemoooon, gotta catch them all! Gotta catch them all! Pokemon!"
So like, after the theme song, of course a commercial came on, like it usually does when you watch Pokemon...okay, uhhh...
-commercial-
"Hey! You! Person watching this stupid commercial instead of watching the show you came to see! I want you to buy my crap! And if not...I'll kill you!"
"No! But MY crap! Or I'LL kill YOU!"
"But MY crap is better!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is NOT!"
"Screw you!"
"Screw you back!"
"Okay!"
"What?! Don't you dare attempt to sexually harass me, you dike!"
"Muahahhaa..."
" Ah?! Ahhhh! Stay away from me, freak! Ahhhhhh! Eeeeek, nuuuuu!"
...anyone else as disturbed as I am? o.o...okay...uhm, yeah...why the hell did I write that for...uh...yeah...back to Pokemon..
"On the last episode of Pokemon, Ash Ketchum and his friends-hey, who the hell are you?! Get out of-garh! Ow...-fwomp-"
"Hiya, I'm the new narrator, Ayumi Elric." Ayumi smiled. "Okay, let's get on with this, shall we? On the last episode of Pokemon; and I promise, this has something to FMA; Al Ketchup and his friends were continuing in their journey that seems to have the same plot every episode! Stay tuned!"
"My last name is NOT Ketchup!" Al complained, flailing his arms around.
"Oh, details..."
"Hmph..."
"Uh, Al? We kinda got some non-plot important things to do right now, so can we move it along?" Roy asked, his eyes slitted for some reason...how does Brock see things with his eyes closed...hmm...
"Oh, okay." Al shrugged, focusing on the battle he was having with Riza. "Edachu, I choose you!" He shouted WAY too happily, pointing at the direction of the battle and throwing a pokeball out, despite that in the real show Pikachu has no pokeball, but whatever!
The pokeball opened and a pikachu with Ed's automail, jacket and hair with cute wittle antenna popped out, landing on his face. He clambered to his feet, looking around and twitching his adorably cute ears. "Pika?!?! Pika pi!" Translation: Wtf?! Why am I a pikachu?
"Uh...because your name fits a pikachu's name better then mine does..." Al blinked a couple of times.
" Chu." (Damn.) Edachu sighed.
Riza, ignoring this, let out some water pokemon because she's obviously Misty, cuz I don't like May at the moment cuz her new voice actor sucks. But like...so does all of them...XP
"Hahahaha, that was stupid Riza! Edachu can obviously defeat your pokemon." Al smirked smugly.
"Yeah...but..." Riza aimed her gun at Edachu.
"Pika?!?! (Gah?!?!)" Edachu yelped, jumping under Al's hat and trembling fearfully.
"That's cheating! Stay in character!" Al whined.
"Why should I?" Riza questioned, now aiming her gun at Al. He yelped and hid behind Roy. "He said it, not me!"
"We should get them now, while they're distracted." An evil voice muttered.
"Yes, let's."
"I'm all on it!" A mechanical arm shot out of the sky and grabbed Al's hat, along with Edachu.
"Nuu! My hat!!! I mean…nuu! Edachu!"
"Pikachuu!(Aaaalll!)"
"Who could've done that?!" Roy yelled.
"Prepare for trouble..." "And make it double!" Someone started, dramatic lights turning on in a large Wrath hot air balloon. How cute!
"Gasp! Even if I've heard that motto almost every episode, I still have no idea who the hell is speaking and stole my pokemon!" Al recited dramatically.
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Lust!" Lust jumped out in Jessie's outfit. Roy whooped, eyes forming hearts.
"Envy!" Envy said, jumping besides her in a James' outfit, posing along with her.
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!" Lust cried.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" Envy recited, holding up James' signature smexy rose.
"Wraaaaath! That's right!" Wrath flipped into the pose.
"It's Team Rocket!" Al pointed out.
"Pika pika! (No frickin duh!)" Ed muttered.
"We've come to steal your pikachu...and we succeeded! Yay!" Lust sang, victory dancing.
"We win, you lose, boogie oogie!" Envy also sang, shaking his ass at them.
"Getting nightmares..." Riza muttered.
"Idiots, this is when we should run before they try getting pikachu back!" Wrath sighed at their stupidity.
"Oh, right..."
"I gotcha." They all jumped into the hot air balloon and flew off.
"Piiiiiikaaaaaa! (Al, get me back you idiot!)"
"Hm. Don't worry Edachu, I'll save ya!" Al called after them as they flew up and away.
"Yeah...something tells me we should go after them?"
"That's a smart idea!" Al gasped, starting to run after them. "Idiot..."
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"Pika pi! Pikachu pi pika! (Wait 'til I get my hands on you! I'll kick all of your asses!)" Edachu flailed his arms around in the cage he was in.
"Awwww, he so cute! Hi, wittle Edachu! Cootchie cootchie! A boo boo boo!" Lust gushed, poking her finger into the cage. Ed chomped down on her finger. She yelped, pulling away and glaring at Ed. "Why you violent little beast! Die!" She cried, grabbing the cage to throw it over.
"No! We worked too hard for him, Lust!" Envy wailed, grabbing the cage from her. "Besides, he's MY wittle bwother, so HA!"
"Pika pika!" Ed yelled, spotting Al running closer to the flying hot air balloon.
"Hold on, Edachu!" Al magically climbed up a tree and jumped, grabbing onto the basket.
"Hey! Get off, ya runt!" Wrath yelled, throwing peanuts at him.
"PIKACHU PIKA PI PI PIKACHUU?!!?!?(-insert short rant here-)" Edachu shouted.
"Ed, he wasn't talking to you." Al sweatdropped. "Wait, idea! Edachu, thundershock!"
"Piiiikaaachuuuuuuuu!!!" Edachu cried, releasing a giant bolt of lightning, thus shocking all on the balloon including Al. And cuz I'm lazy and dun feel like writing this no more, Ed got freed, jumped onto Al and they both fell as Team Rocket flew into the sky.
"No fair! We were so close!" Lust whined.
"And what's worse is that this outfit is really making my crotch itch! I miss my mini!" Envy sobbed.
"Why am I stuck with a couple of idiots!??!?!' Wrath yelled.
"TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" Ding! But since gravity is of course, in affect, they fell out of the sky seconds later and fell into a river, which went into a huge-ass waterfall!
"NUUUUUU!"
"Yay!" The good guys cheered, except for Edachu who instead went "Pika!" in a very cute way.
"And that was another pointless episode of Pokemon! Tune in next time to see if Al will EVER finish his journey!" Ayumi chimed in as the ending credits zoomed up.
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X3 This came up when my sisters and I were doing a dub. Rei said the funniest thing she's ever said in a dub, I'm so proud of her! This is how the scene went...
May(who was Kiyoko): Man, that guy is hot! Mmhmm! I'm getting him in my bed tonight!
Brock(Rei): Me too!
XD We were all cracking up, especially the way she actually said it. Please review!
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