DO NOT ASK!!! -gestures to chapter title- All will be explained at the end, just sit back and enjoy this Poup fillah!!!
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"Dada da dadada da!" Ed sang in a mexican rhythm and accent, dancing around Roy's desk and shaking around his AUTHENTIC maracas.
"ED! Stop dancing, dammit! It's annoying.." Roy complained, throwing his pen at Ed and missing, cursing loudly when it flew out the window instead and hit one of the fangirls gathered there.
"Nuu! I must show the world I can dance! For dancing is life! And life, me amigo, is sexy!" Ed exclaimed, tearing his shirt open much like Wandisimo in Fairly Oddparents. His fangirls outside the windows squealed loudly at his hot, sexy chest. Damn, he's hot..."Dada da dadada da!" He continued, now shirtlessly dancing around Roy's office.
"Okay, okay, just hurry up." Roy mumbled, sweatdropping. Dammit, where are MY fangirls, huh???
"Dada da dadada da FWEE!" Ed pelvic thrusted with umpfh!, throwing his maracas into the air. The fangirls squealed, shattering anything near that was made of glass including the Fuhrer's glass poodle...Aww...
"ED!" Roy gasped, shielding his eyes. "You idiot, this is national tv! You need a censor bar!" He snapped his gloveless fingers and a chibi Naruto ran over and held up a censored sign in front of Ed's crotch...awww...
The fangirls gasped in horror at the sign, yelling madly.
"Hey! Why am I censored for?!" Ed yelled, glaring at the chibi Naruto, who squeaked "dattebayo!" very cutely.
"Because! This is a PG show and only a T rated fanfic." Roy replied smugly. Ed stared at him. "That's bullsh-HONK!-" Chibi Naruto blew a blewhorn, almost deafinning the poor shirtless bishi.
"No profanity." Roy smirked.
Ed gasped in horror along with his fans. "WHAT THE FU-
"We inturrupt this episode of Full Metal Alchemist because its...well...-cough- anyway...please enjoy this short OOC program while we get everything under control, we're having...techniacal difficulties."
"Hi Naruto!"
"Hi Sasuke!"
"Isn't a beautiful day?"
"Why yes, it is!"
"Let's go eat ramen!"
"Sure! After you!"
"No, no, no, after you!"
"Let's go at the same time then!"
"Okay! Great idea, Sasuke!"
"I wuv you, Naruto! In a non yaoi way of course."
"I wuv you too, Sasuke! In the same way..."
"Yay!"
"Yay!"
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Okay, now explanation. I was watching videos on Youtube and came across Nick Can Dance, and the creator said they made it cuz they saw something about some guy censoring when some guy did a pelvic thrust for some reason. I thought it was funny, so voila!
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