IcouldntthinkofanythingforthischaptersoIpiggedoutonsugaryproducts.
WHEEEEEEEE!!!
Yay for an update! SQUEE!
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"Alphonse Elric is off, to the world of the unknown, where anything is possible!" Al yelled, leaping through Roy's office window with the American flag in hand.
"Ah! My window!" Roy shouted in anguish, jumping to his feet and clutching at his raven hair. "Do you have any idea how much windows cost to fix?!"
"Of course I do! I'm not an idiot! It costs like, 2 dollars!" Al yelled, pumping his fist into the air.
Roy blinked, sweatdropping. "No, it costs about 30 thousand sens, yes you are an idiot and we don't use dollars in Amestres."
"No, but they do in America!!!!!" Al cried, jumping on the desk.
"Al, you shouldn't know about America!" Roy whined, pushing the Elric off his desk. "And where's your brother, I thought he had an appointment to remind me why I must take therapy now."
"You're in therapy cuz yo' momma's ugly!" Al suddenly yelled, bitchslapping the Colonel. Roy gawked at him.
"And Ed's home cuz he got mono, so he's sleeping!" Al told him, nodding knowingly. Roy stared at him. "Mono? ...as in the kissing disease?"
"Yeah! Ayumi told me that it was the fangirls that gave it to him while she was lying to me." Al beamed proudly. "And guess what? Ayumi has mono too."
"Uhhhhhh..."
"Flag of the U.S!!!" Al cried out randomly, whacking Roy across the head with the American flag. Roy toppled over, unconscious as Al marched around where he lay, singing the National Anthem and occasionally stabbing Roy in the head with the pointy edge of the pole the flag was on.
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Happy Forth of July!!!!!
Review, everytime you don't, Roy is gonna get killed again. Like that makes a difference, pfft...review anyway!