I haven't updated since July 4th?! DISGRACE! I must be punished!!!! -sees mob with flaming torches and pitchforks- O.O...NOT NOW! AAAAHHH! -mauled-

T.T Ya'll are mean! For that, I ain't updating! -mob gets angry- O.O I MEAN...UHH...-runs- HERE'S A BRAND NEW CHAPTER!

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The fangirls outside were going wild. And no, I don't mean "ZOMG, CUTE ANIME GUYZ, KYAAAAH!!!!1131!" wild. I mean WILD! Like using chainsaws on the walls to try and get in on the action while screaming Ed's name and nosebleeding like mad, wild. Why, you ask?

Have you ever seen those pictures with Ed in the pink panties? There's a reason for that.

"Wheeee!" Ed yelled excitedly, running around Roy's office, wearing nothing except for pink girl's underwear. Can you say hot, or can you say flipping HOT!? The fangirls all cheered and started sawing at the walls more.

"Dammit, Ed!!!!" Roy shouted angrily, plugging his nose with tissues to stop the blood from flowing. He tried telling his nose before that he did NOT think that Ed was hot, but his nose was under the influence of Eli's mad yaoi wrath and bled anyway.

"Don't hate me because I'm incredibly sexy!" Ed declared, jumping onto his desk and posing with his legs spread out wide and his hands on his hips. Damn, I wish I was sitting where Roy was sitting right now...

"Agh! My eyes!" Roy cried in anguish, clutching his now bleeding eyes. "Dammit, this is like a repeat of chapter 13!!!!"

"Which reminds me-" Ed gasped. "FWEE!" He pelvic thrusted, making all the fangirls pas out from blood loss.

"GAH!" Roy screamed, toppling over with his nose exploding blood. He quickly scrambled to his feet and pushed Ed off his desk. "Ed, would you please just take that off!"

Ed blinked cutely and innocently, twirling his blonde hair on his finger. "Well, gosh, Mr. Mustang, I didn't know you actually wanted it off..." He muttered. Roy stared at him. Ed shrugged. "But if you insist!" And somehow, in a very dramatic flourish, Ed ripped his underwear off.

The fangirls woke up just to pass out again, and Roy died from bloodloss and because he dies alot in this fanfic. Ed smiled and ran off to find Ayumi.

-nosebleeds-

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Based on a dream I had a couple of nights ago. But...it was aprons, and it was Ed and Al...and...um...-blushes- hehehehe

Review or I'll kill Roy next chapter! -holds him hostage-

Roy: XO Pleeeeeease!!!!