Since I'm obviously incredibly dull, I jusdt realized I have more then 100 reviews now...-glomps- THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! Unless you never reviewed me before...in that case...-punts- DAMN YOOOOOU!!!

Anyway, I also just realized that the chapters have been short lately. So! Yay for a longer chapter!!!!

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Roy slumped in his chair as Riza walked over and dumped a huge, 8 foot pile of paperwork onto his desk. She smiled, prancing off to shoot at an innocent bystander.

"Evilly sexy bitch..." Roy muttered under his breath. The thought only make him fantasize about Riza in a hot devil outfit. She strolls over, flaunting her stuff in a tight black bikini top and matching miniskirt, with fishnet leggings and red high heels. Tiny little red horns stick out of her head and a devil tail stuck out from that cute little ass of hers. She grins flirtily and pulls out a long leather whip. "You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Roy-

Riza poked her head into the office and shot the puffy dreamcloud that was floating over Roy's head, snapping him out of his daydream. "Not in your life!" She snapped, slamming the door shut.

"Awww..." Roy groaned, grabbing his pen. He took a particular sheet in the middle of the huge stack and tugged it carelessly. The whole stack toppled over. Papers fluttered everywhere, littering the ground like some sort of papery snow. "Ah, dammit!" He yelled, shoving papers off his desk. "OW! PAPERCUT!!!!"

Sucking on his finger, he sighed and turned over the page of the 'seemingly important' paperwork and started badly doodling a picture of Riza in her devil outfit. He giggled to himself, his face flushing red. Damn, I'm glad the Fullmetal Brat ain't here to ruin this. He thought.

A second later, Ed and Al were thrown into the room through the window and landed in the pile of papers. "Damn you, Canada!!!!!!!" Ed yelled, popping out of the pile and shaking his fist at the window. "We'll get you for stealing our syrup!"

"OW! PAPERCUT!!!!!" Al suddenly wailed, falling out of the pile with a minute cut in his finger. He was crying, awwwww, so cuuuuute. "Brother, kiss it for me!!!"

"Aww, poor Aru." Ed gushed, gladly kissing his little brother's finger. Al beamed and they cuddled in an adorable brotherly AND NOT ELRICEST hug with a sparkly pink background and whatnot.

"Ahem." Roy glared at the two. "I'm working here."

"I don't care!" Ed announced, sadly breaking the hug. He grabbed the paper off Roy's desk and waved it around in the air. "Oooooh, what's this?"

"No! Crap! If Riza sees this, I'm dead!!!!!!"

"Brother, let's show it to Riza! Roy hasn't died in this chapter yet!" Al suggested excitedly.

"Sure!" Ed glanced at the picture for a second and stared at it. "EW! WHAT THE CRAP!!!"

"What is it?" Al asked curiously with an adorable neko headtilt. Ed shoved the picture into his hands while Roy felt like burying himself. "Woah, Riza porn!" Al gasped, staring at the pic in awe. "Why is she holding melons?"

"That ain't melons, that's her chest!" Roy yelled proudly.

"OH!" Al and Ed both yelled. They looked at each other and grinned. "MISS HAWKEYE, ROY MADE MELON PORN OF YOU!!!!!!!"

"OH, SHIT!" Roy hid under the table as Riza stormed in, her eyes glowing like demons. "He what?!"

"See!" Al cheerfully handed the picture to Riza. Riza stared at it, angry anime veins popping onto her head. "Why the hell am I holding melons!?"

"Because...the Fuhrer gave them to you, yeah!" Roy said quickly from under the desk.

"Nuh uh! Roy said it was your chest!" Ed yelled, pointing at Roy. Dammit! Roy swore loudly.

"...Sir...?" Riza stared at him from his obvious hiding place. "Did you...really draw this?" She asked, doing the adorable pouty face that Al did in chapter 2!!! Roy squeaked like a mouse and shrunk, then crawled out from under the table and turned chibi, poking his fingers together. "Um...um...y-yes?"

"Oh..." Riza looked at the picture, then back at Roy. "My chest isn't...that big...is it?" She looked down and smiled seductively. "Would you like to find out? For real?" She asked, undoing one of the buttons to her uniform top.

"EW, YUCK, GROWN-UP LOVE!!!!!!" Ed and Al yelled in disgust, covering their ears and sticking out their tongues. They both leapt out the window and flew off. Wait, what!?

"R-really? You mean it?!" Roy turned back to normal with a popping sound and hopped over to Riza to sneak a peek. Riza smiled and suddenly grabbed a huge piece of paper. And I'm talking a 5 yard long piece of paper here. Roy's happy face dropped as she lifted it high over her head.

"PAPERCUT OF DEEEEEWM!!!!!!!" She yelled, slicing the paper on Roy's wrist, which started gushing blood.

"Gah, nooooooo!!!!!!" Roy screamed, clutching his wrist and bawling like the overgrown baby he is.

"Oh, and by the way, Roy..." Riza tossed the paper away and smiled. She quickly flashed her chest at Roy and ran off giggling like a fangirl. Roy's nose exploded with blood and he died from bloodloss. Again. Oh well!

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Fun! X3 Man, I love this fanfic.

And zomg, Roy, people WANT you dead! -gasp- THEN REVIEW IF YOU WANT ROY DEAD NEXT CHAPTER!!!!

Roy: O.O NOOOOO! XO DON'T REVIEW, PLEEEEASE!