Okay, got the idea for this chapter just from basically doing the same thing that Winry was doing on Photobucket...-cough- And I just realized that I haven't used Winry in Poup yet, besides killing her in that chapter with Elmo!!! That must change! -thoughtful sigh- Maybe I should kill her every chapter too...hmm...
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There once was a fairy named Winry, who loved making machines, mainly automail and giving people concussions via wrench throwing. Oh, many people have fallen under her mighty Wrench-blade that she copyrighted from Kingdon Hearts. She was blonde, had blue eyes, was hated by at least half of the FMA fandom and loved by the other half, and in my opinion the coolest thing about her was her earrings, which she has like...5 or 6 piercings. Her parents were killed by Roy in the anime and Scar in the manga, and I probably just spoiled that to all the people who haven't read that yet, oh well, read manga online, people!!!
Where was I? Oh yes, one sunshine-y day, Winry was skipping along wearing Final Fantasy cosplay. She came across another cosplayer(who was strangely cosplaying her) who was muttering about AlxWin fanfiction.
"How dare you, EdxWin's the only allowed canon pairing involving me!!!" She cried, unsheathing her mighty Wrenchblade.
"Hah! Why would Ed want a bitch like you, he's too busy loving my very Mary Sue-ish original character! Or Roy! Because, ha, I'm a yaoi fangirl! Fear my unreasonable fangirlness and die!!!" The Winry cosplayer pulled out a matching Wrenchblade and they began to duel.
"Wind scar!!!" Winry randomly yelled, making the Wnd Scar appear and hit the cosplayer.
"Noooo, a random move from an anime nonrelating to this one has defeated me, curses!!!" She screamed as she started dissapearing into pixels, because of course, Adult Swim can't show blood in Inuyasha, even though the manga shows them being blown apart with blood splashing everywhere. Damn censorships. "AlxWin forever!" She said as she died. Winry randomly started glowing as the following words flashed in the bottom of the screen
Winry has gained 1,200 XP!
Winry advanced to level 69!
Winry has received Wrenchblade(2)!
"And EdxWin wins the second round!" Winry cheered.
"What the crap, this chapter makes no sense with the chapter name, get to the point already!!" Ed yelled from the audience. "Yeah! AlxWin forever!" The rest fo the audience yelled.
"Screw you!" Winry huffed, stomping off.
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Okay, that made no sense. Restarting the chapter!
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Okay, in a more realistic setting. Winry was sitting in front of the computer she shouldn't have but made anyway because she's completely ignorant of the time setting of Amestres. She scratched her head. "Dang nabbit, that's the 3rd RoyxEd fanfiction I've read today! Where's all the fanfics involving me?" She whined to herself, pulling out her wrench. "Stupid computer, die!"
She whacked it hard, making it dent. The computer flashed and the fanfiction site was randomly changed to photobucket. She blinked. "Hey, an image hosting site!" She gasped, an evil smirk on her face. "Now I can look at anime porn, yippie!"
"Kids, anime porn should not be looked at without a parental figure to supervise! That will be all." The announcer suddenly announced. Winry blinked and looked around. What the crap was that? Hey, I rhymed! Tehehehe, I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! Hahaha, I'm so funny!
Giggling to herself, Winry typed in Ed's name into the search bar and clicked enter. A bunch of really hot pictures of Ed popped onto the screen, all with him doing random poses while shirtless and holding maracas. Hmm, I wonder if these were taken from chapter 13! She wondered as she stared at a particular picture of Ed pelvic thrusting at the camera. Man, I wanna see one from chapter 15! She went to the second page, and there were about 50 pictures from chapter 15. Her nose randomly started bleeding. I'm in bishi heaven, I guess good things DO happen to bad people!
"Whatcha doing, Winry?" Al asked, suddenly popping up behind her. She screamed in alarm and toppled off her chair. He blinked, staring at the screen. Hey, chapter 15." He commented casually.
"Um, um, um, Al, I can explain-" Winry started, then stopped and stared at al. It appeared that he just came out of the shower (why he was showering in Winry's house is way beyond me), he was shirtless, dripping wet, his hair was out of its ponytail because I love him with long hair and was probably naked under that towel, yum X3.
Why didn't anyone tell me that Al was as sexy as his brother?! Winry yelled in her head. Al blinked and tilted his head like an adorable little neko. Winry suddenly got a very evil idea and decided to take advantage of Al's adorable innocence. Because she too has read the Fangirl Guide to FMA Bishis! "Hey Al, wanna do something...fun?" She asked with a very evil smirk that Al didn't notice.
"Okay, sure! Shouldn't I get dressed first?" He asked.
"Ah, you probably won't have to." She grinned, grabbing Al's arm and pulling him into her room. What happens next, you can decide. They could be doing anything an AlxWin fangirl dreams of, or they could just be playing poker. Either way, Al's still naked, mwahahaha!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah. Elsewhere, Roy was waking up from being dead again. He was in a room full of fangirls. "Oh, bugger." He muttered as they pounced and fangirled him to death. Again. Oh, well.
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Oh yeah, I hate WInry and only like her in AlxWin stuff, hope that didn't effect anything in the chapter...-grin-
And man, I got so many reviews after threatening Roy...hmm...X3 Okay, same deal, if you want Roy (and/or someone else as long as it ain't my bishis) dead, review me! Mwahaha!