UPDATE, AHOY!!!!!!! Yatta! X3 It's my sister's Kiyoko's birthday, so I'm celebrating with a new episode of Poup! The idea came from Kiyoko, since this is her dedication chapter, which means she's actually in it. Shocker! This chapter also has one of my favorite lines in it(Sticks and stones, hehhe), that will also appear later on in a chapter of Animerica, since I love it so much. MWAHAHA!!!!

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Roy was working in his office, again, since that's usually the setting for Poup. It was dark out because the Sun had exploded earlier this year when the Elric brothers shot poup at it. At least that's what they say. In reality, it just went down, as it does every night. But they don't need to know that...

Anyway, Roy was working away because Rock of Love was on later, and he wanted to see the hot girls! He was finally on his last sheet of paperwork, and relishing the moment for a minute, set to put his signature on it when...

Ed flew in through the floor! Yes, he flew. For some reason, I like the idea that he and Al can fly. Roy toppled off his chair, faceplanting onto the floor.

"Hi, Roy! I figured you were lonely and needed out company! I brought Ayumi!" Ed said excitedly, pulling Ayumi out of his pocket. Strange...Ayumi grinned as psychopathically cute as Ed was. "And I brought my sister!" She pulled Kiyoko out of her pocket. Roy wondered what the hell was wrong with the author.

"Hiya, hot stuff." Kiyoko said casually. She pulled out a silver tiara and placed it on my head. "It's my birthday! Submit to me!"

"Screw you." Roy muttered, climbing back onto his chair so he could work. Kiyoko smirked. "Anytime you want." She replied, making Ayumi and Ed giggle like schoolgirls.

Roy rolled his eyes. Kiyoko pulled out a deck of cards. "We're playing poker!" She announced. "But I'm woooorking!" Roy whined with a frown. Kiyoko grabbed his paperwork and stuffed it down her shirt. "Not anymore!"

"Dammit! Now I'm gonna look like a sex offender and a pedophile if I go looking for it!" Roy complained. "I think that's the point, Hot Tamale." Ed pointed out.

"Anyway! The name of the game is strip! You lose something, you lose your clothes! Ultimate loser is whoever gets naked first!" Ayumi and Kiyoko announced with fangirl-ish grins directed at their bishis. Roy sweatdropped, Ed sucked on his thumb. AW!

"It doesn't matter. I'm the King of Poker. I can't lose!" Roy smirked evilly.

5 minutes later

Everyone was around Roy's desk. Roy was trying to hide the fact that he was already naked but horribly failing and being fangirled by Kiyoko.

"This isn't fair! Ed cheated!" The Colonel cried, pointing to the blonde alchemist. Ed, who was also strangely naked, blinked and tilted his head, his thumb still in his mouth. "No I wasn't." He muttered.

"Ed, why are you naked? You won every game." Ayumi asked, trying to keep her eyes on the prize and not the package...OMG, I cannot believe I just said that! -goes into fangirly spazzy fit-

"Because I like being naked." Ed replied matter-of-factly. Ayumi grinned evilly and patted his head. "Good. Now say the line!"

Ed nodded and smiled cutely. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! So tie me up and throw me down and show me that you like me!"

"SQUEE!" Ayumi fangirled, tieing Ed up and running out the door with him at hand. Roy and Kiyoko stared after the two, matching sweatdrops on their heads. Kiyoko then looked at the Colonel and grinned evilly. "Oh, bugger..." He muttered as she pounced.

And don't blame me, because my sister's making me say this line, since I have to kill Roy anyway...-cough- In the end, she did him so hard he died from it. Woe. -runs off nosebleeding from the images- My braaaaaiiiin!!!!

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Waugh, that was just odd. o.O Yeah...wish Kiyoko a happy birthday, or else she's gonna come after me! XO Review!