Zomg, this is the first time I never had to edit a chapter with grammar/spelling mistaks. Whee! Zomg(I do say that alot, don't I?), I love Envy so much -squeezes him to death, only to have him regenerate-

So yeah, I'm probably gonna have more chapters with Envy in them, since I wuv him!

Envy: Dammit! ...you're not gonna kill me in them, are you?

Ayumi: Only in this chapter, since it was requested.

Envy: Damn! That's it, I'm not coming over tonight!

Ayumi: XO Nuuuu! -emos and sobs-

Ed and Al: Pudding! -Elric code for Ayumi doesn't own shit)

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Roy was taking a nice relaxing soak in his bathtub, after a stressful day of work. Dying almost every chapter can really take a toll on a guy. It's nice that the author was giving him a break this chapter and actually letting him live. Roy smiled to himself and gently patted at the fluffy bubbles in his bath. Yup, tonight would be a good night.

Feeling bored and a bit sleepy, Roy closed his eyes and just kinda...uh...floated in the bath. He heard a clicking sound and opened his eyes, looking around to see where it came from. Seeing nothing, he went back to relaxing when he heard it again.

That's starting to get annoying, The Colonel thought, opening his eyes again. He waited, then the sound happened again, accompinied by a minute flash of light. "Crap! The fangirls are back!" He yelped, jumping out of the bath. Luckily, all the bubbles were sticking to his...uh...well...they were censoring anything that should be censored.

"No! Not fangirls! Quick, Al, run!" Ed yelled frantically, jumping out of his hiding place behind the curtains. Al followed, looking just as adorably panicked. Roy stared at the digital camera Ed was holding. "Um...Ed...Al...what were you doing there..."

"Taking pictures of you." Ed answered matter-of-factly. He raised the camera to his eye and snapped another pic. Roy blinked twice, slightly blinded by the light, and looked down. "Gah!" He squeaked, realizing his nudity and scrambled off to get a towel.

"Both of you, out of my house, now!" Roy yelled once he had his blue towel secured safetely around his waist. Ed frowned, and Al pouted, his eyes going uber big and cute. "But...But Woy-sama! -Roy flinched at that- We're trying to practice photosynthesis!" They both said at the same time. What are they, twins?

"Erm..." Mustang scratched the back of his head in confusion. "You mean the thing with the plants?"

Al shook his head, then posed as Ed took a picture of him. "Nuh uh! We're taking 'photo's, and we're gonna give it to our 'sis, the sin!' Get it? It makes total sense!" The younger Elric explained. Roy blinked slowly. "Um...no..."

Envy appeared, coming in through the window. "I AM NOT A GIRL!!!!!!" He roared, smacking Al hard in the back of the head with a plastic rubber chicken. Ed and Roy gasped.

Al clutched his head. "Ow..." He mumbled. He sniffled. And sniffled again. Tears flooded his eyes, and he started crying loudly. "WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

"Oh, crap...run!" Roy warned, already taking his own example and dashing out of the room. Envy blinked, and only realized his mistake when he saw Ed glaring at him with all the fury of an older brother. "EEEEEEN-VEEEEEE!!!!!!" Ed bellowed, his automail bursting into a blade with red alchemic light. Red? Huh...guess he's that angry. Makes him look hot though.

"Mommy!" Envy managed to squeak, before Ed brought his wrath upon him. It was nice knowing ya, Envy.

-Elsewhere, while running for his life-

Roy reached the end of the hallway and sighed in relief. "Phew...good thing that wasn't me, otherwise I'd be dead now!" He grinned at his amazing feat to finally avert death. Somehow, he got himself outside and found a mob of fangirls in front of him. "Bugger!" He muttered, turning to run back inside. Somehow, the door slammed shut. "Bugger again!"

The fangirls pounced, cruely ripping off his towel and doing...uh...fangirly things to him. "Why?! Why do you hate me so, Ayumi?! Can't I ever win!!?!" He demanded, shaking his fist at the sky.

-Elsewhere, somewhere in the dimension where fanfiction writers are reality-

"Hehehe..." Ayumi chuckled from her place at the computer, reaching for her clipboard and jotting down another hatchmark. 'Ayumi- 11; Roy- O'

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Roy: Did you seriously kill me 11 times in this fanfic?

Ayumi: About. I tihnk so, at least. This one makes 11.

Ed: I wanna eat more poup! You stopped the point of the fanfic!

Ayumi: What point?!

Envy: T.T I died!

Al: You deserved it! -sniffle- That rubber chicken really hurt...

Riza: I need more scenes in this fic, damn you!

Winry: At least you have more then I do, I only have 1 chapter!

Riza: Yeah, but you supposedly rape Al in yours!

Winry: I DID NOT!

Fans: YES YOU DID!

Ayumi: Wtf, let's get to the point!

Ed: -uber cute smile- Send in reviews, pwease!