"Fuck" Everyone's head swiveled towards Willow. Who rolled her eyes as she got up, "What'd you expect me to say, darn diddly doo?"

Everyone kinda shrugged, and Randi laughed as Willow made her way over to Tara, Willow swallowed, "I...um...now, you're not going to want to even listen, but I could get us home."

Tara's jaw tightened, "No Will. If you have to got...fine. But no."

Willow sat down next to Tara and tried to take her hand. Tara kept her hands away from Willow's and Willow finally gave up and looked down dejectedly at those two hands that seemed to be causing her so much trouble. "I get it. I failed at being a witch. I went over to the dark side, not doing magic for other people, but only myself. And...now you don't, love me because I failed in the one thing that connects us."

Willow could only blink as Tara moved faster than Willow had ever seen her move and was kneeling in front of Willow. "Don't you get it." Willow tried to get up, but Tara took Willow's left hand in her right

hand, intertwining their fingers. "I don't just love Witchy Willow, or Hacker Willow, or Geeky Willow, or Happy Willow, or any other Willow. I love you Will. That is why I want you to stop using Dark Magicks...for..."

Tara looked up because Willow was being quieter than usual during these fights. "You're...you're right...but." She swallowed, "But what do I do?"

Tara took a deep breath and smiled a small smile, "I have no flippin' dippin' idea. But I do know this, we'll figure it out together. Just like you've been there for me." Tara's eyes twinkled, "First thing we do, get rid of all the Lethe's Bramble in the house." A small smile slowly crept onto Willow's face.

Janet cleared her throat, "Well, you guys have certainly gotten friendly."

Sam turned beet red and she and Kerry looked up at Kim and Janet. "What do you have to get red about, you broke up with me because I was being a controlling bitch"

Sam winced, "Look, I'm on the number one SG team. It isn't like I can just pull out of a mission. You should understand that. You spend hours and hours in that damn office of yours. If I didn't know better

I'd say you like charting better than being with Cassandra and me." Kim and Kerry winced at the charting mention.

Janet exploded, and Kim and Kerry took a step back, briefly glancing at each other. "Never, ever...tell me about who leaves Cassie more. Do you know the nights that I have had her in my bed worrying about you Samantha Alexandra Carter. And that's the whole problem, Cassandra cares, I care, he'll care..."

Sam furrowed her eyebrows, "Who..." Janet shook her head and leaned wearily against the admit desk. "Who is the he Janet?"

Janet pulled a hand through her hair, "You remember PZ1-047?"

Sam thought for a second, and a rakish grin came to her face, "Do I ever...no..." Her face seemed to be having a contest between being aghast and humongous-ly happy at the same time. "You mean...oh my

Lord..." With that she fainted.

Kerry didn't say a word, just reached into on of the drawers and tossed Janet some smelling salts. She looked from the now two hugging women to Kim and back. "I think that Janet might be pregnant.

Kim nodded, "What scares me is that I think Major Carter might be the father."

Kerry shook her head, "I'm not going near that one. So, I guess it's our turn huh?"

Kim blinked, "I guess, I don't know. This is all so...weird." Kerry raised an eyebrow, "Well, more than usual."

Kerry tested out a smile, "Do you have a girlfriend? Lori, Kate, Christy?"

Kim shook her head, "You?"

Kerry also shook her head, "Do you...really...really like it in San Francisco? I mean, winter must be nice?"

Kim shrugged, "Haven't been there during the winter yet."

"Well, I bet it'll be nice. But you know, you always...if you want, there'll always be a place here for you." Kerry looked over at the two couples, "Even just as a friend."

Kim smirked and placed a hand on Kerry's right arm, "I have enough friends."

Kerry beat Kim to it as she stood up to her tallest and Kim leaned down, and they met in a deep kiss. When they came up for air, Kerry mumbled, "Gotta get taller shoes."

Before Kim could respond to this something came flying through the doors of the ER. "The hell."

Kim tilted her head to one side, "British?"

Kerry shrugged, "Sounds that way."

Sam was the one who decided to go see if the Brit man was okay. Unfortunately for her, Tara's warning came to late. "Watch out...that means Buf..." Sam stood up and was plowed into by a blonde body flying through the air. Tara finished her sentence, "...fy is coming next."

Sam blinked a few times, "Right...so...you must be Buffy." When she got no answer, she slowly rolled Buffy off of her, and spoke, "Janet...or Kerry..."

Kerry was there first, taking vitals and other things. Janet checked for any obvious injuries. The blonde man who had come through the door first coughed, "There...someone after us..." Then he too collapsed.

Janet spoke, "I've got this one."

Kerry nodded and she, Willow, and Tara all got to the man at the same time. Kerry spoke to them, "What's his name?"

"Spike, and...he's not exactly everything that he seems."

Kerry nodded, "You mean because of the Klingon like bumps on his head? Got that. Any ideas on who the 'someone' is?"

Willow and Tara shrugged, "Do you have a connection to the internet? Not that it is going to work."

Tara looked at Willow, "Now, when you insinuate Research, you mean the kind without the glowy keyboard right?" She glanced over at Kerry who was trying to find a pulse. "Don't worry about him, he's dead."

Kerry looked up, "Excuse me?"

Willow shot Tara a look, "Well, technically, since he is a Vampire, he is undead. But then again, he also has a...why am I telling you this. Can you get me online?"

Kerry shrugged and got up, "I'll try. Over here."

Willow followed Kerry over to one of the terminals and Randi joined them. "Um, weren't we all just fighting a minute ago. Well, all the couples that is..."

Kerry booted up the computer, "Yeah, so..."

Randi raised an eyebrow, "That doesn't seem suspicious to you...now we're all just getting along fine?"

Willow stared at Randi, "Maybe we all just got all talky with our other halves at the same time. Ever think of that?"

Randi rolled her eyes and sat down on a stool not far from the computer, Kerry mumbled to herself, "C'mon you machine, I know you're going to connect."

Willow looked closely, "You of course, know that this machine is a piece of junk. I could find newer machines in the Sunnydale High School if it were still there."

Kerry hurfed, "Yeah, write that down and send it to Romano, because I know I'm not getting through to him." she hit the last key, "There, I think you're on. But be fast, cause as you said so...uniquely. The

system is a piece of crap."

Willow nodded absently, "Right, just watch out, I've been told if you're around me too long, you start talking like me."