I don't own anything.
Kirsten ran into her bedroom.
"Sandy wake up! Wake up!"
"Wuzgoinon?" He said sleepily. He Jerked up quickly when he realized his voice was at least an octave higher than it was last night. Something was definitely wrong.
"I don't know what's going on..." a flustered Kirsten exclaimed.
"Whoa. You're me. Kirsten?"
"Yeah it's me."
"Hold on. Does that mean...does that mean I'm you?" Sandy questioned as the realization of what was happening sunk in. He looked over into the mirror. "Oh my god. This is like Freaky-Friday come to life.""I know! That's what I thought."
"Did we get fortune cookies anytime recently?" Sandy asked sleepily. "I can't really remember..."
"Yes! We did! C'mon...I don't want to be stuck in this body any longer than I have to be," Kirsten laughed.
"Hey, hey, hey. I've got a great body. Well maybe not as good as yours..." Sandy said looking down at his wife's breasts. Or his breasts now. What a weird situation.
"Hey. Don't you be looking there," Kirsten teased. "Or I'll walk around naked in front of the Newpsies."
"You wouldn't."
"Try me."
Sandy glared at her. "Well then I'd just do the same thing back."
"Do you really want everyone to see your wife naked?"
He got her. That would be the last thing Sandy wanted. He was a very protective husband. And a little jealous, he had to admit when it came to other men around his wife.
The couple arrived in the kitchen.
"Okay so these fortune cookies? Where would they be?" Sandy asked.
"I probably threw them out. Garbage day was a while ago. So they should still be in there."
"Let's get looking." Sandy said determined.
"Ew, in the garbage?"
"Yes, in the garbage. C'mon..."
"Mom, Dad?" Seth laughed. "Why are you going through the trash?""You wouldn't want to know," Sandy said.
"Okay, I'll trust you on that one Mom.""You mean Dad.""What?"
"Never mind..." Sandy said covering his mouth.
Kirsten giggled.
"You guys get weirder everyday," Seth said. "I'm going to school."
Just after a few more minutes of digging through the trash, Kirsten came across the Thai take out.
"Found it. Here it is!"
Sandy took it from her hand and read out loud. "A recent conflict will lead to world-changing solutions."
"That's just great," Kirsten said. "What are we supposed to do about this?""I have no idea. We just got in way over our heads."
Kirsten laughed at Sandy's remark, remembering the day a couple months ago when Ryan first came into their lives for good.
"Well, I'm guessing this recent conflict refers to the fight we had on Valentines Day."
"I knew nothing good could come from that Holiday," Sandy said.
"So you admit it's a holiday." Kirsten bantered.
"Let's not have that fight again," Sandy muttered. "Let's just try to figure this out. Deal?"
"Deal." Kirsten agreed.