SCENE FOUR/ED. COMES BACK
(Bella is doodling when Edward walks in. He sits down next to her and starts reading. Bella throws up her papers and smiles at him. He turns to her for a split second and looks at her like she's crazy, then goes back to reading. She pokes him on the cheek.)
E: sighs "What, Bella?"
B: "You were gone."
E: "So?"
B: "Why?" takes a drink of water from her water bottle
E: "We're not allowed to have drinks in class."
B: smiles "So?"
E: "Ugh!!!"
B: sighs and looks down "Do you really hate me that much?"
E: "Yes, in fact, I—"
B: pouts
E: sees her. takes a deep breath "I was camping."
B: "Where?"
E: "Alaska."
B: does a spit-take "CAN I GO TO ALASKA NEXT TIME????"
E: "I was with my girlfriend Tanya."
B: "WHAT???"
E: "Yup! She's blonde" messes with his hair "Busty" cups his boobs "AND SHE'S A FREAKIN VAM—"
B: interrupts him by crying and falling out of her chair
E: shakes his head and raises his hand "Mr…whatever-your-name-is, can we please have today's assignment before Bella here has a panic-attack?"
B: "WHAT DID YOU SAY????"
E: corrects himself "Before Bella here gets over-excited."
SCENE FIVE/ED. SAVES BELL.
(Bella is walking down the street with her book about vampires, when she is surrounded by three bad guys. They all smile evily at her and she looks scared. Edward drives up in his car.)
E: "Bella, get in the car!"
B: gets into the car
E: gets out and (pretends to) beat-up the stalkers
(A SIGN GOES UP SAYING "A FEW MNINUTES LATER…")
B: "How did you know I was there? OH MY GOSH, WERE YOU STALKING ME???"
E: "No…you were…um…JUST DISTRACT ME, BELLA!!!"
B: "Umm…put your seat-belt on…?"
E: laughs "Put your seat-belt on."
B: obeys
E: "You…um…want to go to a restaurant with me? Or…something?"
B: "OK!!!"
SCENE SIX/SEX, MONEY, AND CATS
(Edward is picking at his food and Bella is eating greedily. Finally, she looks up at him and speaks.)
B: "Edward, why do your eyes change colors?"
E: "Hey, did you know that I can read minds?"
B: "Talk about changing the subject!!!" sighs "Really?"
E: nods and points at people as he speaks "Money…Sex…Money….Sex…Cats?"
C: sighs and smiles
B: makes a weirded-out face
(LATER, IN THE CAR)
B: huffs "I think I'm warm enough, now."
(Both reach for the heater, and Bella feels how cold Edward is.)
B: "Edward, your hand is so cold!"
E: "Uhhh….so…?"
B: punches (LIGHTLY!!!) Edward's shoulder "Can't you say anything else for once!"
E: "Nope."