Lizzie...
I hung out with Edwin after school. He and I needed to talk Casey and how he was going to turn Derek into her perfect guy.
"You know there's a party Friday." he began
"YES! AND I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GO!" I shouted. Andrew had asked me saying "I'm not going to bother if you won't be there." He was so sexy, it was unbearable. But I knew me going was not going to happen. "You know I can't go unless Casey goes."
"Which is why I could use some help." he said. "What kind of stuff is she into? Like her biggest turn on's in a guy? I mean, she's not...?"
"A lesbian?" I finished his sentance laughing a bit. "No, I found a picture of Jared Leto in her drawer once so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same sex tendencies."
"But that's the guys she likes right? Like "pretty" guys?"
I looked at him confused. "You're asking me to get into the twisted mind of my sister? I don't think so..."
"Well, she's not going for my guy, so we need to go behind enemy lines here."
I knew what that meant and what I had to do: I had to get into the lair of Casey McDonald.
Edwin and I walked into Casey's room. It was dark, not a lot of color on the walls, but it's not like you can tell since there was a ton of band posters and paintings on the wall. I walked around and looked at the unmade bed.
"Hmmm ok well let's see what we can find."
I shuffled through the her underwear drawers while Edwin looked through her bookshelves. "I see she's a fan of Charlotte Bronte." he said holding a giant copy of Jane Erye in his hand.
"Ooo" I said as I pulled out a pair of underwear. "Black panties!"
"Ok...what does that tell us?"
Edwin's innocence was so sweet it made me smile. "She wants to have sex some day."
"She could just like the color."
I did chuckle this time. "You don't buy black laundrie if you don't want people to see them." I put the underwear back in her drawer and noticed a pair of concert tickets on her bedside table. "Here's some concert tickets." I handed them to Edwin so he could read them.
"So uh...can I see your room?"
My eyes nearly popped out of my head. "No!" I blurted without thinking. "A girl's room is very private." Nice save Lizzie McDonald, nice save.
Edwin looked confused at that statement as he and I were in Casey's room invading her privacy.
"You think that would be enough info for you?"
"Oh yes, I think this would be enough" and Edwin and I were out the door as fast as we could before the beast came home.