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Brenman: Hope you enjoy the latest episode of the Kakarott Zone.

You walk into your living room after a hard day of avoiding work and realize that you have forgotten to clean up the sticky mess on your floor that was once a gigantic soda. Oh well. It will just have to wait for another couple of days, because you have better things to do.

You settle into your chair once more for another bone chilling tale from the very pits of H.F.I.L. itself. The host of the program walks on and stares directly at you. "Hello, I am Vegeta no Ouji and welcome to my world. You are entering a place that only has one rule. If you open an all you can eat buffet, you will go bankrupt. You have just entered The Kakarott Zone. Today we will be examining why some things should be left unsaid. Like a certain very long sentence near the end of this story. Prepare yourself for a tale that I like to call, The Phantom of The Opera Themed Room." The screen fades to black and Vegeta's smirking face fades into the shadows.

-- The Phantom of The Opera Themed Room --

Gohan and the terrible duo, aka. Trunks and Goten, were walking down the street to meet Gohan's Friends from school. They were all supposed to meet up out side Videl's house. It had been Erasa's idea that they all go out to see a movie at the new cinema in town. The movie they had all agreed to see was The Lord of the Satans; The fellowship of the Satan, staring Mr. Satan and directed by Peter Jacksatan. This should be interesting.

Gohan and the boys stopped at the large gates to the Satan manor and were greeted by the bubbly blond Erasa and her self loving friend Sharpener. "Hey guys, how's it going?"

Erasa smiled the way only a blond could, "It's going great cutie pie. Were just waiting for Videl to come out. Oh. they're so cute." Erasa bent down and began cooing over the two chibi's.

Gohan nodded and turned to look at the front door of the house. "Wow. That sure is one big house. Although, it's not nearly as big as Capsule corp." Gohan said as he gazed at the large mansion. "Not to mention the architecture is a bit over the top."

Sharpener grinned, "Of course it is, the house is owned by the one and only Mr. Satan. You couldn't expect him to live in an ordinary house. This house was built by famed architect Jack Durning."

"Wow. Jack Durning built Videl's house. He's the most famous architect alive today." Gohan said as he instantly put on his nerd voice. "He's the guy that built that hotel entirely out of Coke cans and used bubble gum."

Sharpener continued on with trying to impress everyone with his knowledge of the Satan house. "Mr. Satan has lots of specialty training equipment that requires lots of power. The house was specifically designed to allow for a power conversion box that allow both kinds of electricity at very high levels. The house is sectioned into different areas that each had differently themed rooms. Like the safari room or the outer space room. Your know. Like at a fancy hotel."

Gohan grinned, "Way to go Sharpener. Did you memorize that out of a text book?"

Sharpener growled, "No. It was a pamphlet from when I took the tour." Sharpener blinked a couple of times and then decided to shut up after everyone had begun laughing at him.

After fifteen minutes the group were still waiting outside and they were beginning to get impatient. Erasa looked at her watch, "What is taking her so long? She should have been out here at least ten minutes ago."

Sharpener began looking worried, "Maybe the phantom got her."

Erasa looked at her stupid friend, "The phantom. That's just a myth Sharpener."

Sharpener looked at Erasa coldly, "How can you be sure?"

The blonds shuddered together as the Saiyans looked at them oddly. Finally Goten spoke up, "What's the phantom?"

Sharpener decided that since he was the expert he should let Erasa explain, "The Phantom is a evil presence that haunts the opera themed room on the second floor that is called heaven. See the floors have names. The basement level is called hell, the main floor is earth, and the second floor is heaven. He tries to capture people and then kill them with his painful medieval torture machine. Legend has it that it is the ghost of a criminal with a grudge against Videl. Apparently the Phantom has been trying for the past couple years to get Videl and her large hearing impaired wild cat pet."

Gohan sweat dropped, 'Why are they talking so weird?' he thought to himself, but then remembered that this wouldn't be the weirdest thing that he had ever heard, "That's pretty crazy sounding Sharpener. Could this phantom have really gotten her?"

Sharpener glared at Gohan, "It is a possibility, but what I have told you isn't everything. The phantom wants to kill Videl and then escape from earth on it's blimp made of a very heavy material. It is widely believed that his intended destination would be the side of the moon that we cannot see."

Gohan was worried now, "We have to go and save her."

Sharpener grabbed Gohan's sleeve, "Wait nerd boy, you must also know that the phantom will try and stop you by pushing rocks down the stairs. Let's go."

The group pushed the gates open and ran up the drive towards the house. they slowly opened the door and proceeded.

So, in other words, the Motley Crew walked into The House That Jack Built with AC/DC power on High Voltage so that they could find the Phantom Of The Opera themed room, while avoiding his Rolling Stones on the Stairway to Heaven before he could kill Videl and her Deaf Leopard with his Iron Maiden before escaping in his Lead Zeppelin to The Dark Side Of The Moon.

That is one long sentence. Try saying that five times fast.

The group walked into the house to find Videl sitting on the floor in front of them trying to tie her shoes, all the while grumbling to herself, "Stupid laces. I knew I should have gotten Velcro."

The group looked down at her dumbfounded, "Hey Videl. Do you need help tying your laces?" Trunks asked, "I learned how to tie mine last year."

Sharpener looked at Videl smugly, "So did I."

-- Screen Fades To Black --

Vegeta walked back onto the screen, "I hope you enjoyed that wonderful story, because I sure didn't. The stupidity of the characters made me puke a couple times. Tune in next time as you watch the Z gang in their Capsule Corp Mystery Machine try and solve mysteries with their faithful dog Yamucha. Have fun and drive safe."

Brenman: (Insert typical pathetic author plee for reviews.) and please, no one comment on how I spelled the bands names wrong, that is on purpose.