Disclaimer: I hearby declare that I do not own DBZ, or just about anything else for that matter. I am just a poor little university student. So I own some text book, and a bus pass.
Brenman: You know. I'm running out of things to say at the beginning and end of my fics. There is only so many ways you can beg for reviews with out it getting stale.
Your standing in your living room with an old mop in hand. You wipe the sweat off you brow and look at your nice clean floor. Your proud of yourself for finally cleaning up that mess you made when you spilled your industrial sized vat of soda on the floor. You glance at your watch and realize that your favorite show will be starting in a matter of minutes. You spin around and begin running across the house to put the broom away. Unfortunately , you have forgotten the first thing about mopping the floor. Afterwards, it's wet. You slip on the slick wooden surface and fall flat on your back. You groan and think to yourself how it would be great if you had one of those 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs to remind yourself not to run in the house.
You get up and carefully walk over to the closet and put the cleaning supplies away. You return to the living room with just as much caution and sit down in your favorite chair. You grab a bowl of cold popcorn that has been sitting beside the couch for a couple of weeks and begin eating out of it. You're being extra careful to avoid the pieces of popcorn that have eyes or the ones that are moving. You pick up the television remote and flick the screen on before briefly wondering to yourself weather popcorn is supposed to squeal for help as you eat it. For the next couple minutes you intently watch the boring news about how Mr. Satan is so awesome and then a preview for the new upcoming movie, Hercule Satan and the Chamber of secrets. You make a mental note to go see the movie the first day it is released.
The screen fades to black and Vegeta walks on to the stage. "Hello and welcome to the terrifying place known only as The Kakarott Zone. I am Vegeta no Ouji, your host. Today we will be watching a tale about a gang of 'ordinary' people that just happen to run into a an unordinary number of 'mysteries'. This is a tale I like to call Scooby Yamucha and the mystery of the moaning ghost.
-- Scooby Yamucha And The Mystery Of The Moaning Ghost --
Goku and his mystery gang were driving down the highway in their funky colored Capsule Corporation Mystery Machine, or was it their Capsule Corp Conundrum Car. They were supposed to be driving to Krillin's uncle's house. Krillins uncle was the proud owner of a dairy plant just on the other side of West City and Goku was excited because places like dairy plants or warehouses were almost always full of mysteries. Goku looked at the sky, It was beginning to cloud over and they could see a huge storm brewing above them. "We'll be getting to your uncles place in about half an hour." Goku called over his shoulder to Krillin.
Krillin looked up from where he was sitting in the back seat petting his faithful dog Yamucha. "I hope we can get there before this storm opens up." He said with out much hope in his voice. As soon as the words left his mouth the rain began. Within minutes the rain had escalated into a torrential downpour complete with lightning and high winds. "I guess I spoke too soon." Krillin said from where he and Yamucha were hiding from the lightning under the seat.
Goku parked the van on the side of the road and shut the engine off. There was no use in continuing the drive. He couldn't see anything out the front windshield, and the Wipers couldn't keep up with the rain. Goku turned to the front passenger seat to look at his wife Chi Chi, "Looks like were going to have to be staying here until the rain stops." Goku then turned to look behind him and briefly wondered to himself just how the two scaredy dogs managed to fit underneath the seat.
Krillin and Yamucha were suddenly pulled out from their hiding place by a pair of hands that upon further inspection Krillin found belonged to his wife Eighteen. "Krillin, why do you have to be such a coward some times? It's just lightning. It's not going to hurt you. I just might if you don't grow a spine, but it won't." Krillin look at his blond haired wife and nodded meekly.
Eighteen put them both down on their seat and turned herself around to look at her other companions. "Now what?"
Goku scratched the back of his head in thought. He looked out the side window just as a bright streak of lightning illuminated at large yellow domed house near where they parked. "I know. Let's go ask the people that live in that house over there if they will let us stay until the storm blows over."
Chi Chi shook her head, "Goku dear, we do that every time we go for a drive and a storm shows up. Which just happens to be almost every time. Not once have we ever gone into a house when it's raining and not been attacked by the caretaker wearing a very elaborate disguise."
Goku looked at her in awe, "But Chi Chi. That's what we do. Let's go you guys." Goku reached into the back of the van and pulled the rest of the group out the drivers side door with him and ran up to the house.
Once they arrived at the front door the whole group huddled together underneath the overhang to try and stay warm and dry. Naturally they were failing in both those fields. Goku reached forward and pushed the doorbell. The whole group heard the loud bell ring inside the spacious house and they waited for a couple of minutes. Krillin reached up and pressed the doorbell a second time and still, there was no answer at the door.
"I guess there's no one home." Chi Chi said and was about to begin running back to the van when Goku stopped her with a hand on her shoulder.
Goku turned her around , "This smells like a mystery." he said in a happy voice, "Why would there be no one home?"
Chi Chi rolled her eyes, "Piano recital. On holidays. Out shopping. I don't know, there are a million reasons why they wouldn't be home right now." Chi Chi once again was about to rush back to the van and once again she was stopped.
Goku reached forward and pushed the door open. "The door wasn't even closed. I say were check it out. The house is probably haunted." Goku pulled his four companions into the front hall with him. "Krillin, Eighteen, and Yamucha. You guys can go search down that hall," Goku said and pointed down a hall way to their left. "and we will go and look down the hallway to the right." The group split up and began looking around the large house. Most of the lights were off, giving the house a dark feeling.
Krillin shivered in fright, he didn't like dark feelings, "I don't want to be here." he said to his dog friend.
"Scooby Dooby Yamucha." came the dogs reply.
The group of three continued on for a couple of minutes until they came upon a stair case that led up to the second floor. "Your going to make us go up there, aren't you Eighteen?" Krillin asked his wife.
The android nodded in response, "You betcha." she laughed as her wimpy husband groaned. Krillin pulled Yamucha closer to himself as the hallway was lit up by a bright streak of lightning outside. The android reached out and pulled the two cowering comrades up the stairs and into the unknown.
Goku and Chi Chi were still wandering around the first floor. They had been for the last ten minutes. Goku had already stumbled across the kitchen and thoroughly checked to make sure that none of the food was haunted. After they had left the kitchen they had wandered around looking into all the rooms they came across just as they came across a stairway that led up to the next level they heard a blood curdling scream that sounded like Krillin and Yamucha. The two looked at each other and rushed up the stairs to try and find their friends.
It didn't take long. After just one minute of running they rounded a corner and ran head first into the other group of explorers. "What was that scream about?" Chi Chi asked while trying to catch her breath.
Eighteen looked up from her place on the floor with fright in her eyes, "We saw a ghost. And then we ran away and now we ran into you guys."
Goku got up from his place on the floor and helped pick up Krillin and dust him off. Once everyone was standing again Goku took charge, "Where was this ghost. We will unravel this mystery yet."
Krillin pointed in the direction that they had come from and the group began cautiously moving in the same direction. After two minutes of tip toeing through the house Krillin held up his hand to signal them to stop and pointed at a doorway across the hall. Goku slowly walked up and peered through the door way. What he saw was a horrible sight. There was a pure white ghost in the middle of the room and it was making scary sounding groaning and moaning noises. Goku bravely stepped out from his position and marched over to the ghost.
The rest of the group looked on in horror as their fearless leader reached out and grabbed onto the ghost and pulled, revealing that the ghost was in fact just a bed sheet. Goku looked down and grinned, "There's nothing to worry about guy. It's not a ghost. It's just Bulma and Vegeta playing bedroom twister."
-- The End --
The screen once again faded to black and Vegetas' face appeared on screen. "The real horror folks, is what I did to kakarott after he pulled the bed sheet off. Baka. Anyway, that was today's episode of The Kakarott Zone. Stay tuned for the next episode where I will be staring in a parody of a popular movie series that I like to call Ouji's Eleven. Good night." Vegeta's face fades into the darkness and you flick the television screen off.
You get up to go to bed for the night and you think to yourself, 'man, this is one awesome show.'
Brenman: Now I will be handing the reigns over to Vegeta for a second to beg shamelessly for reviews.
Vegeta: Hey You. Yes that's right, I'm talking to you. You better review or I'm going to shove a Big Bang Attack down your throat, or make you eat Chi Chis' cooking.
Brenman: That's not much of a punishment. Chi Chis' a great cook.
Vegeta: Did I forget to mention that I was going to piss on the food first?
Brenman: Oh. Okay. You know what Vegeta? I think you've scared the nice people enough for one day. Sorry about that. Really I am sorry. I should never have let him out of his cage.