Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z, but my buddy Vegeta says he's going to look into that for me, if . He thinks I could make it better. On the other hand, he's going to be wearing many more pink garments, so the jokes on him.

Brenman: I know I said I was going to do Ouji's Eleven, but I just felt like doing something shorter / easier (Hooray for laziness). Ouji's Eleven next time then. Hopefully.

You're sitting at your kitchen table studying for your entrance exam into the Hercule Satan school of awesomeness. You stare at the next question on the test and grin; You are facing off against an opponent that is vastly more powerful then you. You:

A) Fight them to the death.

B) Run away.

C) Beg for mercy.

D) Brag about how strong you are until some guys that are also way stronger then you kill them and you can steal their glory.

This is too easy. You quickly finish all the questions, and hurry into the living room, lest you miss your favorite television show. You flick the T.V. on and watch as Vegeta walks onto the screen. You remember that today is supposed to be a special episode.

Vegeta opens his mouth to start with his famous opening speech, "Hello, I am Vegeta no Ouji, and you are about to enter a place where pigs can't fly, but they can talk, and where Kakarott isn't always stupid. Just most of the time. You have entered , The Kakarott Zone."

Vegeta walks closer to the camera and adopts a more formal tone. "Today is a very special day. Not only will you be receiving two stories instead of one, but this is also going to be a live show. I hope you're ready, because here comes the first story. I like to call it, 'Angst To The Max.'

-- Angst To The Max --

Bulma died one day from a terrible disease.

Because Bulma died Vegeta committed Suicide.

Because both her parents were dead Bra committed suicide.

Because the rest of his family was dead, Trunks committed suicide.

Because Trunks committed suicide Goten committed suicide.

Because Goten Committed suicide, Chi Chi committed suicide.

Because Chi Chi committed suicide, both Goku and the Ox King committed suicide.

Because his parents and Brother were dead, Gohan committed suicide.

Because Gohan was dead, Videl and Piccolo committed suicide.

Because Her parents were dead Pan committed suicide.

Because Videl had died, Sharpener and Erasa committed suicide.

Because Pan had committed suicide, Hercule satan committed suicide.

Because the world champ was dead, everyone else except the Z fighters committed suicide.

Because it seemed to be the latest fad, and hoping it would make him better with the ladies, Master Roshi committed suicide.

Because Master Roshi Committed suicide, Krillin committed suicide.

Because Krillin committed suicide, Eighteen committed suicide.

Because her parent committed suicide, Marron committed suicide.

Because he was a looser, Yamucha committed suicide.

Because Yamucha committed suicide, Tien committed suicide.

Because Tien committed suicide, Choutzu and Launch both committed suicide.

Because almost everyone was dead, Yajirobe ate all the food out of a bunch of deserted bakeries and died.

Because Yajirobe was dead, Corin committed suicide.

Because almost everyone he was supposed to be guarding were dead, Dende committed suicide.

Because Dende committed suicide, Mr. Popo and elder Mori committed suicide.

Because the elder committed suicide, so did all the other Namekians.

Because all the Dragonballs were gone. No one could be wished back.

-- The End --

Vegeta was rolling around on the ground laughing uncontrollably. He slowly got up and looked at the camera. "That would never happen because I wouldn't commit suicide because some stupid human woman died."

Bulma suddenly burst into the room and grabbed Vegeta by the ear, "Say that again mister and you're sleeping on the couch for the next month. Suddenly Goku popped into existence in the middle of the room with two fingers on his forehead. Goku was in hysterics. "Say it isn't true Vegeta. Did we really all commit suicide. I don't remember committing suicide. Do you? Chi Chi can't be dead, I saw her ten minutes ago. Why are you lying to these people?"

Vegeta turned to stare coldly at his peasant, "This is why I never do live shows. Anyway, while I'm sorting this out, you can watch the next horrifyingly stupid story. It's called 'Attack Of The Ultimate Mary Sue.'

-- Attack Of The Ultimate Mary Sue --

I had been sitting at my Computer typing away at another award winning fan fiction when my computer began making weird noises. Without warning I was sucked into the screen. I now found myself standing in front of my favorite Dragonball Z characters. And Behind them was none other then Majin Buu.

I looked down at myself and noticed that I was in a fighting Gi. I looked behind me and saw that I had a tail sticking out of the back of my pants. I was a Saiyan.

I decided to see how powerful I had become. I began powering up and my power skyrocketed. In a matter of seconds I had transformed into a Super Saiyan 45. My body was covered in golden hair from head to toe. I looked like a spiky golden sasquatch, and I made it look good. I looked at Majin Buu and blinked my eyes. This simple motion caused Buu to be blown into infinite pieces so that he could never come back again.

I powered down and changed back into my normal level, as all the Z fighters came over to grovel at my feet.

-- The End --

The screen faded to black and then was replaced with a scene of Vegeta, Bulma and Goku all throwing up on the floor. "Who wrote that story? That truly was the most horrifying thing I have ever witnessed." Vegeta continued with his retching. You couldn't blame him. That story nearly had you chucking your cookies.

After Vegeta and his guest stars had stopped vomiting Vegeta stood up again, "Tune in next time to watch what kind of elaborate plans I can come up with in Ouji's Eleven.

Brenman: As you can tell. This whole chapter was making fun of Angsty fics and Mary Sues.