Disclaimer: I can't say I don't own Dragonball Z, but I can type it.
Brenman: I know this is the second time that I haven't submitted Ouji's Eleven, but It's really difficult to write and the file went and got corrupt on me. I really don't feel like trying to rewrite it so soon. Maybe in a chapter or two. Sorry about the long wait between chapters, but I have been busy. And lazy. Please forgive me.
You sit down in your favorite chair in your favorite living room in front of your favorite television. Of course, you don't actually turn the television on. Instead you turn on the radio. You remember that today the Kakarott zone was canceled because the host is busy working on his radio show. So you have decided to listen in, instead of watching some stupid football game that they were using for filler. I don't know, it was called the super bowl or something like that.
You twirl the dial in the radio like an expert and eventually arrive at the proper radio station. Shortly afterwards a really annoying car ad comes on and you shut the radio off for a couple of minutes. When you turn it back on you find that the show has just begun.
-- The Goku and Vegeta Hour --
Goku: Hi everyone.
Vegeta: Kakarott, could you try and be a bit more formal?
Goku: Only if you let me have some of your lunch.
Vegeta: For the last time Kakarott. You are not getting any of my lunch.
Goku: But I forgot to pack a lunch of my own.
Vegeta: Your harpy packed one for you.
Goku: No she didn't. I can't find it anywhere.
Vegeta: What you've forgotten is that you've already eaten it.
Goku: Oh. right.
Vegeta: Anyway. Back to the show.
Goku: That's right, and we're going to start things off with a bang. It's time for the daily episode of guess that sound. Do we have a caller on the line.
Vegeta: Yes we do. Hello?
Caller: Hello.
Vegeta: Who is this?
Caller: My name is Bruce Willis.
Goku: Wow. The Bruce Willis?
Bruce: No. Just some random guy named Bruce Willis.
Goku: Oh shucks.
Vegeta: Anyway. Do you know all the rules?
Bruce: Sure do.
Vegeta: Well Bruce, if you can get at least two out of the three sounds right today. You will win an all inclusive all expenses paid trip to lovely down town South City.
Goku: Okay. time to get this started. Here's your first sound coming up.
Sound clip: GHAPHAGAXTPLCK
Goku: Do you want to make a guess?
Bruce: Um... I think that was the sound of a person choking on a banana.
Goku: Ooh. Close, but no cigar. That was actually the sound of Vegeta forcing a ham sandwich down Krillins throat. Here comes the next sound.
Sound Clip: BANG CRASH BOOM BANG PHATOOM CABLOOY.
Goku: Any Ideas?
Bruce: That's a tough one. Is it a car crash.
Goku: No. That is the sound of myself attempting to take swimming lessons at the YMCA. There wasn't much of the building left standing after that class.
Bruce: Eh heh.
Goku: Here is your last sound.
Sound Clip: AAAGH VEGETA WHAT ARE YOU DOINNNNNNNG.
Goku: Okay. If you get this right you could still win the tickets to Cirque du Satan.
Bruce: Okay, It has something to do with Vegeta. I'm betting it's the sound of him beating some one up.
Goku: Once again. Close, but it was actually the sound of Vegeta shoving a pine cone up Piccolos' a-
Vegeta: Kakarott. You can't say that on Radio. There could be kids listening.
Goku: Opps. Sorry. Well what ever the sound was. Mr. Willis lost.
Vegeta: Now. Get off our telephone lines you worm.
Bruce: Oka-Click.
Vegeta: that's better. He was annoying me anyway.
Goku: And I guess it's time for our first song. and its going to be in everyone's favorite section. That's right folks. It's time for Sinatra for the crossword lover.
Vegeta: It may be retarded, but it gets good ratings. Kind of like my co-host over here.
-- Caffeinated Beverage song --
Way down among - People that live in largest country of South America -
- Caffeinated Beverage - beans - Get larger - by the billions
So they've got to - Locate - those extra cups to fill
They've got an awful - Much - of - Tea Brother - in brazil
You cant get - type of berry - soda
cause they've got to fill that quota
And the way things are Ill bet they never will
They've got a - Not a real number - - lots - of - Caffeinated Beverage - in brazil
No tea or - Ketchup base - juice
You'll see no - Ground apple - juice
The - Person who plants - down in santos all say no no no
The politicians - Female child -
Was accused of drinking - H2O -
And was - Charged for offenses - a great big fifty dollar bill
They've got an awful lot of - Good with cream and sugar - in brazil
You date a - young woman - and find out later
She smells just like a - Coffee maker -
Her perfume was made right on the - Cook hamburgers on -
Why they could percolate the - large body of water - in brazil
And when their - breakfast food from pigs - and - Breakfast food from chickens - need savor
Coffee - Red sauce made from tomatoes - gives em flavor
Coffee - Tangy green thing - way outsell the dill
Why they put coffee in the coffee in brazil
So your lead to the - Close by - color
- Giving to - coffee with a cruller
Dunking doesn't take a lot of - Required to do something tricky -
They've got an awful lot of coffee in - Largest country in South America -
Goku: That ends that session of Sinatra for the cross word lover. We hope you enjoyed it.
Vegeta: I sure as heck didn't. I don't know why I agreed to put my show on hold so that I could sit in a cramped booth with you for a whole day.
Goku: Is it because you think I smell good?
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Vegeta? Are you okay? You don't look to good. In fact, you look like your about to throw up.
For the next couple of minutes they play another song. (I am awesome, by Mr. Satan.)
Goku: Okay. We're back and ready to go. Vegeta's fine now, and It's time to take calls from listeners. Hello?
Caller: Hello. my name is Mary. I live in west city. In fact I live in west city two blocks over from Capsule Corp. Or should I say, I used to live there. I would just like to address this to my former neighbor and say. Your kid blew up my house again. Thank you. CLICK.
Goku: Well, isn't that nice. I friendly chat between neighbors.
Vegeta: I never did like that old bat. Come to think about it, I told the brat to blow her house up. Heh. In your face Mary. That'll teach you for having your dog $h17 on our lawn. let's see, if memory serves me, that's the third time Trunks has done that. I'll have to raise his allowance.
Goku: How could you raise his allowance. He already gets more in a week then I get in a whole year.
Vegeta: What's you point?
Goku: Okay, next caller. Who is this?
Caller: This is Betty from Chicago.
Goku: Where?
Betty: Chicago.
Goku: Sorry never heard of the place.
Betty: It's in the USA.
Goku: Where?
Betty: The United States of America.
Goku: Never heard of it. It must be small and insignificant.
Betty: Anyway. I like to think of myself as an expert on relationships, and I really think that Vegeta is in love with you, and that he really does love your smell.
Goku: Really you think s- Vegeta? where are you going? Oh he just ran into the bathroom. I can hear him throwing up. I tend to think that you're wrong about that, Betty.
Betty: I've never been wrong before. Good bye.
Goku: Bye, and now I have to figure out how to put the next song on. Lets see. Is it this button here?
Sound of toilet flushing
Goku: I guess not. How about this one?
Sound of someone farting
Goku: Not that either. Third times the charm.
Sound of a car horn honking
Goku: Ooh. I know. It's probably this button right here that says self-destruct on it.
The station went fuzzy and you could no longer hear the show. Oh well. You'll find out what happened tomorrow morning on the news. You turn the radio off and begin singing and dancing to the imaginary beat of your favorite song by Mr. Satan.
Brenman: Until next time. Review like there's no tomorrow. Even though I'm betting there probably will be.