Ryan Seacrest: I'm Ryan Seacrest and this…is American Idol!
(theme music and opening credits)
RS: Hello and welcome to the season 8 finale! Tonight our last two contestants, Adam Lambert and Edward Cullen will compete-
Adam Lambert: Whoa! Hey, Ryan! We aren't competing!
(Adam and Edward walk out onto stage. They carry on like they're brothers.)
Edward Cullen: We couldn't ever compete! Even though I've already won this show…
AL: Ha! Isn't this kid HILARIOUS? -laughs-
RS: Uh, guys? This is a show, and there has to be a winner…-nervous glance at crowd-
AL and EC: Psssh!
EC: Give the trophy to that Kris kid. Adam and I have to get back to Forks.
RS: -jaw drops- Forks? Why Forks?
EC: Aw, come on, Ryan! -grins- Randy said it himself; this guy, Adam Lambert, screams Twilight!
AL: -shrugs- The books are great.
EC: Yeah, so you see, we're like brothers! -smiles-
AL: Yeah! -holds up his hand for a high five- Bro-Power!
EC: -gives AL a high five- Amen, my brutha!
(EC and AL leave.)
RS: -shakes his head and chucks the trophy at Kris Allen- Oh, the heck with it. I quit, FOX!
Stephenie Meyer: -stands up from seat in crowd- WHAT IN THE WORLD? I don't remember hiring Adam Lambert!
Simon Cowell: I am so bloody confused.
Paula Abdul: It's okay! You're all stars! Just keep believing!
Randy Jackson: Yo, dawgs! Edward, Adam! Come back! This just isn't right for me for you!
Kara Dio-Whatever: Sweeties, you guys have the chops! Don't go back to Forks!
SC: Oh, shut up, Kara!
KD-W: Say my name right, Simon!
SC: Why don't you go embarrass another girl in a bikini and co-write a song!
(meaningless arguing between the judges)
Cat Deeley: Hi, I'm Cat Deeley and I have no clue what's going on! So You Think You Can Dance is next on FOX!
A/N: Oh my gosh, it's another one shot! Hahaha!:) You're either gonna completely love this one or completely hate it. I'm not trying to insult anyone in this story; it was just something to pass the time :D