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Brenman: Here is the next chapter of the Kakarott zone. Hope you enjoy it.

You're sitting on your couch today because Gary had locked you out of your room. The two of you had a fight over what names to give your pink polka dots. You wanted to name the one in the corner of the room near the door bobby, but Gary wanted to call it Gary Junior. You figure that the only thing you could do right now to pass the time before initiating your counter strike to gain entrance to your room and rescue your trapped polka dots would be to watch the new episode of the Kakarott Zone.

You turn on the television and slowly Goku's face flickers into existence. He smiles at the camera happily, "Hello, I'm Goku. Vegeta's on vacation this week, so I'll be you host for the day. The story you are..." suddenly Goku stopped and seemed to be looking past the camera before jumping without warning, "Sorry that's right. I forgot to do the opening line. Bear with me. You have just entered a place with no doodles?"

You chuckle to your self happily as Goku seems to squint off camera again, "Whoops, I mean, A place with no rules, a place where anything can happen, like Krillan growing hair. It does happen." Goku gave the thumbs up to someone off screen and you could distinctly hear some choice swear words in the distance, "Anyway, the story you are about to see is a sequel to a previous episode where Vegeta talked about a very long running sentence. I never really understood it, how could a sentence run, they don't even have any feet let alone legs, so I'm not sure what a running sentence is, but what ever. This story is called, The master of Puppies. Yay, I like puppies."

-- The Master of Puppets, No it's Not Puppies --

Gohan, and his friends were once again at Satan manor with Goten and Trunks. The two boys had gone missing half of an hour earlier, and Gohan knew how much trouble the two children could cause. The four teenagers had been lying on Videls bedroom floor talking to each other about how their parents didn't understand them at all, and how being a teenager totally sucked because they had to listen to the man. Erasa noticed at one point that the two children were no longer there, and soon after realizing this Gohan got the other three teenagers together to begin searching for them. It was quickly decided that they two demi-saiyans were not on the main floor or hiding upstairs.

After ten minutes of searching the group of four found themselves face to face with the staircase leading down to the basement. "Were going to Hell?" Sharpener asked nervously.

Gohan groaned, "Not more of this superstitious story nonsense."

Sharpener nodded, "Yeah, I took the extended tour of the house last week, and there are some scary things that are supposed to go on down there." He nervously swallowed and wiped some sweat off his brow before continuing, "Supposedly, there's this crazy mime like guy who's really good at controlling marionettes. He uses them to do everything for him, and it's said that the mime guy is excellent at making old long distance weaponry."

Gohan shrugged his shoulders, "Doesn't sound all that scary to me."

Sharpener shook his head, "That's not all. He has a stone crustacean, that has children that are types of hard shelled bugs. Together the clown mime thing and his pets usually spend their time playing in the ground looking for soggy cookies." Sharpener put a hand up when it looked like Gohan was about to continue, "Wait. I'm not finished yet. If the children interrupt them, they will most likely use their motorized tree cutting instruments to attack and kill the children until they're dead."

Gohan smacked his forehead, "Come on sharpener. You couldn't have possible believed all that."

"Actually, I do sometimes hear strange noises coming from down there." Videl said.

"Well. Let's go down." Gohan said, trying not to look like he was worried now. Of course everyone of the teenagers was a bit paranoid at the moment.

So in other words, the group, with a superstitious feeling, went through the doors and down to Hell in order to find the Master of Puppets known as Harlequin, who was an arrow smith, before he and his rock lobster, along with their offspring, the Beetles and the Scorpions could begin a chain saw massacre and make sure the kid's aren't all right, just because they might have disturbed their soil work and stolen their limp biscuits.

Once the group walked into the basement, all they found was Mr. Satan lying on a couch making out with Brittany Spears. Erasa looked devastated before screaming out, "Oh Brittany, and we thought you could sink no lower."

-- The End --

Goku scratched the back of his head, "I still can't find any running sentences. Oh well, maybe next time. See you later." Goku's face faded off screen and you briefly watch a commercial for an up coming movie, How Mr. Satan saved Christmas, starring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as the Grinch, and Richard Simmons as Mr. Satan.

The screen went blank as you switch the T.V. off. You hear your bedroom door open and someone close the bathroom door seconds later. You realize that your imaginary friend Gary has left for the bathroom. Now is the perfect time to take back your bedroom.

Brenman: Hope you enjoyed it. I'm working on making the third installment to the ridiculous music related sentence series. the RMRSS.