Prompt: "Hold"
"Try shoving harder."
"I am shoving harder. It won't budge."
"Bugger. That's just what I need to hear."
"I am so happy to be of service to you."
"Go to hell, Malfoy."
"I'm already there, Potter."
"Oh, you-!"
"Look, it's your fault we're in this mess in the first place, so don't go 'oh, you'-ing me."
"MY fault! If you hadn't shoved me first we wouldn't be stuck here together now."
"You were the one to pull me in."
"Yes, well, if I had to go down, I was making sure you'd go with me."
"…"
"…"
"Stop that."
"Stop what? Breathing?"
"Stop scowling at me like that—or at least have the decency to try and not look like Potter—James—oh whoever the hell he is. It's aggravating."
"You're insane. And it is incredibly unflattering to compare a girl to her older brother; I hope you know that, Malfoy."
"Hence the reason why I did it."
"Asshole."
"Bitch."
"That's it! I've had it."
"Oh, and what exactly are you going to do? Our wands are out there, remember—mmph!"
"Mmm."
"Heh-nnn—ouch!"
"What now?"
"Mop. Jabbed me in the back."
"Smooth. Now come back here and I'll-"
The door suddenly flew open. Filch looked oddly triumphant as Lily Potter and Scorpius Malfoy practically flew apart from each other. "AHA. I knew someone would try this sooner or later!"
Scorpius and Lily shared a look. You mean no one's ever tried to snog in a broom closet before?