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Brenman: Here's the third installment of the ridiculous music related sentence series. Hope you enjoy it.

You are sitting in your living room sulking. You had gone into your bedroom when you thought that Gary had gone to the bathroom, but in fact he had snuck out the bathroom window with all your polka dots. Now your room just had plain puke green walls, and they don't have the same affect as they used to have on you. You slowly switch the television on in the hope that the newest episode of The Kakarott Zone will be able to snap you out of your funk.

The T.V. hums to life and Vegeta walks onto the stage wearing a bright yellow and pink Hawaiian shirt. He smiles happily, "Well, I just got back from my vacation to Hawaii, and boy did I have fun."

Suddenly Goku runs on to the screen holding a large book in his hands, and stops near Vegeta. "Hey Vegeta, this atlas says that Hawaii is part of the USA to. Shouldn't you have blown it up also?"

Vegeta groans, "Dammit Kakarott, why didn't you tell me sooner?" Vegeta quickly flew out of the studio, leaving behind a Vegeta shaped hole in the ceiling.

Goku shrugged, "I guess I'm the host again. Welcome to a place where flatulence is only funny when done in a really high pitch, and where body hair would only be a myth if it wasn't for Mr. Satan. Welcome to The Kakarott Zone. Today's story is the third installment of the ground breaking award winning Ridiculous Music Related Sentence Series. I hope you enjoy this story Vegeta likes to call, Naked Ladies for Everyone."

-- Naked Ladies for Everyone --

Clark Kent, I mean Gohan and his three teenage friends were stumped, "Where could those two kids have gone?" Erasa asked.

"Well," Gohan said slowly, "They've been missing for nearly an hour now. They could get just about anywhere on the planet in that time. What about the back yard? I say we check there and then call it a day. Those two will show up eventually."

Videl shuddered, "Not the back yard. The back yard has it's own horror stories, and They're even scarier then any of the one's inside the house."

Sharpener rubbed his chin self-concisely, "How come I've never heard of any of the stories from the back yard?"

Videl looked around nervously as if checking for other people trying to listen in, "They were to scary to tell the public. We wouldn't want all the tourists to run away, that would be bad for business."

"I see." Sharpener said, "Tell us about these stories, I know I won't run away."

Videl shrugged, "Suit yourself, but thirty bucks says you wet yourself."

"Your on."

"Well, The back yard is through those three sets of doors," Videl points at one of the door ways, "Once outside there are these women that never wear any clothes... Hey where'd Gohan and Sharpener go?"

"I think they both ran away when you said women." Erasa said. "Maybe we should go find them."

It didn't take long for the two girls to track down the missing boys. They found the two huddled together hiding in a linen closet on the second floor, and Sharpener had a growing dark spot on the crotch of his pants, "What are you two doing?"

"Women." sharpener said nervously, "I'm a jock, I'm scared of everything to do with the opposite sex, why do you think I spend all day in the gym with other sweaty guys working on my muscles? I have low self esteem."

Videl slapped herself in the face, "What about you Gohan?"

"I'm a nerd." he said simply, "I'm afraid of anything outside a Star Trek convention."

The two women sweat dropped as the two males huddles closer together. "We're women also you know. Why aren't you afraid of us?"

Sharpener looked confused, "So you mean your not chopped liver?"

Twenty minutes later Sharpener regained consciousness and Videl continued with her story. "Anyway, the backyard is mostly dense forest like terrain, and the unclothed women all have men with them that enjoy building stuff. The guys and gals all go crazy if anyone invades their territory, and they're equipped with dangerous weapons. The men have revolvers, and the women have flowers with thorns on them."

Gohan butted in, "I can handle revolvers and flowers. What else is there?"

"Let me finish. The people want to get their five cent coin, that was stolen by some birds of prey that enjoy to sing unhappy songs. The women and men attack their large squash plants by using their pet primates. While that is happening the other people in the yard, who like announcing stuff, try and get in touch with the local law enforcement to get them to stop because the attacks also damage their brightly colored submersible vehicle when they throw around young stones."

"This is getting confusing." Sharpener said while holding his head. "Is there anything we can do to avoid all that."

"Yes. What we have to do is blink as much as possible while wearing necklaces with terribly cool, yet hot vegetables on them around our necks." Videl stood up. "Are you all ready, let's go. It's time to go rescue the children from the clutches of evil."

The group marched out and soon found them selves nearing the back yard.

So in other words, the teens went three doors down to be welcomed to the jungle with their tragically hip red hot chili peppers while making sure to blink 182 times to find the bare naked ladies and their carpenters with their guns and roses before they could go psycho and get their nickel back by smashing pumpkins with the monkeys while the proclaimers call the police on them for causing a big wreck of their yellow submarine with their kid rock because they don't like moody blues when it's sung by the eagles.

In reality the four teenager walked through the doors and what they found was Trunks and Goten sitting in the back yard talking to Bono and a bunch of other guys. Gohan groaned, "First Brittany Spears and now You to."

-- The End --

Vegeta was back on stage, and he looked happy. You guess that your going to have to change your vacation plans. That trip to Honolulu doesn't look like it's going to happen. "I hope you enjoyed today's episode. tune in next time for another installment of The Kakarott Zone." You flick the T.V. off and take a deep breath.

You feel much better after watching The Kakarott Zone. It never fails to perk you up. You're still upset over the loss of your polka dots, but now you realize that it was never the polka dots that you were upset about. You were really upset that you let yourself get beaten by an imaginary person. You figure that next time you should probably imagine a better friend, or a better guard dog.

Brenman: I hope you liked that one. Review Review Review.