Welcome back! Me here, again! I can't wait for the third chapter, you want to know why? Because, Link goes to Death Mountain! So, there will be Gorons! I'm going to give the gorons an award for being so adorable and awesome! I mean, c'mon! Have you seen their faces? Their eyes? Awww, so CUTE! Gives Gorons award for being totally adorable

Gorons: YAY! This Goron-fan doesn't own Zelda! Just her love for the Gorons!

Put on that fun Goron music! I love that! goron theme plays WOOHOO dances with the Gorons

Chapter 2: Hyrule Castle: Breaking and Entering!

Me: Link was leaving the Kokiri Forest when Saria caught up to him.

Saria: Link! Take this!

Me: Saria threw her Fairy Ocarina to Link, but it hit him on the head, and he collasped. Then he stood up again, holding the Ocarina.

Link: Fairy Ocarina! Thanks Shelly!

Saria: it's SARIA, Link!

Link: I'll try to remember that...

Me: You got the Fairy Ocarina! Your friend Saria gave to you, hoping it might make you remember her name! She doesn't have much hope though, because its obvious you're a total idiot! Oh well, free stuff!

Link: YES! Free stuff! Woohoo! She must like me, right Navi?

Navi: Believe what you want to, Link. Believe what you want to...

Me: So, as Link and Navi left the forest, an owl was waiting for them. It started to blabber on about something, so Link picked up a rock and hit it in the head. Then it spotted Navi and tried to eat her. In the end, Navi gave the owl the slip. Navi spots Lon Lon Ranch in the distance.

Navi: let's go there, Link!

Me: Link didn't want to, but Navi nagged at him until he did. When they got there, Link was exhausted. They entered the ranch, and it was night by now. Malon screamed when she saw him, and kicked Link out, not letting him back in until morning. Needless to say, Link was attacked by zombies during the night. He was lying on the ground, drooling, when Malon finally let him into the ranch. She giggled and apoligized.

Malon: No harm done, though.

Link: Er... I guess not.

Me: Link took out his ocarina.

Malon: OH! I should teach you a song while your here! Let's go out to the field, with the horses!

Me: Malon lead him into the field, with the horses. One attempted to eat his hat. Malon giggled. Then after he got his hat back, she taught him the song.

Malon: So, now that you know Epona's song, why don't you play it back to me now? On your ocarina.

Me: Link played the song, and all the horses went nuts. A few ran him over. Malon was, somehow, untouched by any of the horses. Link got back up, rubbing his back. The next day, Link made his way to Hyrule Castle Market.

Link: If its Hyrule Castle Market, how come it's a town, Navi?

Navi: ... Just nevermind, Link. Just nevermind.

Link: OK

Me: Link tried to make his way up to the castle, but guards stopped him.

Navi: OK, we're gonna have to sneak in, Link.

Link: Okey-dokey Navi!

Me: So, they snuck in. They actually got past the gates this time, and came across a sleeping man shortly after.

Link: Why is this fat-ass sleeping here?

Navi: Who knows. Keep going.

Me: So, they kept going. But soon, they got caught by the guards, and Link made a run for it, getting to the yard Zelda stood in. He was very surprised to see that the guards weren't following him anymore.

Link: Where'd they go?

Zelda: Oh, they went to arrest that fat-ass man sleeping inside the gates.

Link: Oh.

Me: Zelda turned around.

Link: What are you doing?

Zelda: Being a good little girl.

Link: Really?

Me: Zelda snorts.

Zelda: No. I'm spying on someone through this window. He's evil.

Link: Oh.

Zelda: Hey, if you get the spiritual stones we could open the chamber of time in the Temple out in Hyrule Castle Market, and save the world!

Link: Oh, I don't really want to save the world, but OK.

Zelda: What do you want to do then if you don't want to save the world?

Link: Find a bathroom.

Zelda: ... Oh. Um, do you have to go?

Link: A little bit, yeah.. Oh well.

Zelda: OK then. Look, just go to Death Mountain and Zora's Domain to find the other stones, since I'm assuming you have the emerald already.

Link: Death Mountain? Zora's Domain? Where are those?

Zelda: I'm sure you'll find them, eventually.

Me: Impa appears.

Zelda: Impa, teach this boy my lullaby while he's here, I'm sure he has an ocarina.

Link: I do. I have a fairy ocarina!

Me: Link takes out the fairy ocarina, while Zelda and Impa try not to laugh.

Link: What?

Impa: A boy with a fairy ocarina.. interesting.

Me: Impa teaches Link Zelda's Lullaby, then kicks him out of the castle.

Link: Woohoo! We broke into Hyrule Castle!

Me: some guards overheard Link.

Guards: What?!

Navi: aw crap.

Me: I will end this on a positive note, well as positive as I can be, considering I'm still the narrator! Which means I can't go party like there's no tomorrow with the Gorons! NOOOO! Next chapter: Chapter 3: Death Mountain, and the Gorons!