Hi again! I will be introducing the Zoras today, considering they are second best, only to... GORONS! But I like Zoras.

Zoras: yay! This writer doesn't own The Legend of Zelda.

If I did, Ruto would NOT be so darn creepy! shudder

Chapter 3: Death Mountain, and the Gorons!

Me: Still here, still narrator. Still no party. Anyways, after Link got beaten up by the guards, they left Hyrule Castle Market, and Link saw a mountain with a ring of smoke around the top in the distance.

Link: Navi, do you think that could be Zora's Domain?

Navi: No, Link! It's Death Mountain! Let's go!

Me: So, they set off. They made it to Kakariko Village.

Link: Navi, I gotta use the bathroom!

Navi: fine, then. Let's find somewhere you can go.

Me: They looked almost everywhere, and no one seemed to have a bathroom. It was weird.

Link: Doesn't anyone have a bathroom?!

Navi: Well, let's try the graveyard. Just don't piss on a grave or they'll get mad.

Me: They go to the graveyard, and Dampe looked at them funny.

Navi: He needs to use the bathroom.

Dampe: So you come to a graveyard?

Navi: We can't find any other place for him to go.

Dampe: Well... I guess he can go here, just as long as he doesn't piss on a grave, or the trails.

Link: THANK YOU!

Me: Link ran off to find somewhere off the trail and away from any graves. He eventually found a good spot, and he... well, he relieved himself. He finished up shortly, and then they left. They went to the gate that was stopping them from going up to Death Mountain. Link looked at the guard.

Link: can you let us through? We need up there!

guard: No one gets up there without a note from Princess Zelda, or the rest of the royal family.

Link: well, I gots one!

Me: Link started to look through his stuff. He had lost the note. He picked up a leaf from the Kokiri Forest and tried handing it to the guard.

guard: That's a leaf.

Link: yeah, so..?

Me: So the guard wouldn't let them pass. Then Link clubbed the guy over the head with his deku shield, and managed to climb over the gate. Then, dodging the monsters on the trail, they got to a bend, with a goron sitting next to a big boulder. A boulder rolled down the path, and wouldn't you know it, it squished Link. Once Link was deemed OK, him and Navi kept going, until they reached the Goron City. The moment Link stepped inside, a goron squashed him. Once again deemed okay, he jumped down onto the next level, then the next, until he was at the bottom. He ran towards a door, but tripped and hit his head against the wall. He shook his head, got up and ran into the room Darunia stayed in.

Darunia: What do you want?

Link: I want a stone thing that's red and shiny and I think you have it.

Darunia: You mean the Goron Ruby?

Link: yeah!

Darunia: You can't have it, unless you play me a good song.

Link: OK!

Me: Link tried to play Saria's Song, but he messed up mid-song.

Darunia: You stink. Get out.

Link: no, let me try again!

Navi: Just let me do it Link!

Me: Navi grabbed the ocarina and played Saria's Song perfectly. Darunia nodded.

Darunia: OK, well, before I give you the Ruby, how about you do me a favor?

Link: What?

Darunia: Dodongo's Cavern has become dangerous, and the Gorons are starving. If you rid it of the evil, after you open it of course, you can have the Ruby.

Link: OK! Good deal!

Navi: Link!

Darunia: You will need this to pick up bomb flowers.

Me: Darunia gives Link the Power Bracelet.

Me: You got the Power Bracelet! It lets you pick up bomb flowers without well... yeah. Darunia gave it to you, must be because your a total loser!

Link: Oh boy!

Me: Link ran out, and went and bombed every door he could that needed to be bombed open. He soon found a Goron in a cave, a huge goron.

Biggoron: I will make you a fine sword for 400 rupees.

Link: OK!

Me: Link handed over his 400 rupees and looked eager.

Biggoron: You will have to come back in 7 years, because the sword will not be ready until then. Sucker!

Me: Link left the Goron City, and found a ledge with bomb flowers and a fence. He threw a bomb over the fence, and heard a big explosion.

Link: Oh boy!

Me: Link jumped over the fence too, landing on the roof of the now open cave. He got a heart piece.

Me: You got a Heart Piece! For Once, good job! Get three more to get a Heart Container!

Link: Eww, a heart container! Wouldn't that kill me Navi?

Navi: No, Link! You get more life if you get heart containers!

Link: I thought it meant that someone took your heart out and put it in a container.

Navi: No, Link, that's not what it- Actually, who knows...

Me: Link and Navi wandered into the cave. I'd tell you about it, but it would take forever with all the blunders Link made. I'm not even going to tell you about the Boss Fight. Well, Link and Navi came out, a little burnt. When I say a little, I mean completely. The Gorons cheered and brushed them off. Darunia came forward and gave Link the Goron Ruby. Navi took it, for safe keepings.

Darunia: We're Blood Brothers now!

Link: hm... I wonder what that means... Happy Birthday to you, too!

Me: Link and Navi left Death Mountain, leaving confused looks on all the Gorons' faces. Next chapter: Chapter 4: Swim, Swim, Swim-a-lot!