Back again! This time, I'm going to let the gerudos do the disclaimer. Just because I like them. Yup, yup.

Gerudos: The writer doesn't own the Legend of Zelda.

Link: Thank god!

Gerudos: It's Link! (they throw him in jail)

Link: Aw man!

Chapter 4: Swim, Swim, Swim-a-lot!

Me: So, as Link and Navi came down from Death Mountain, they found the gate that Link had climbed over was open. The guard was asleep. Link picked up a rock and threw it at a nearby Cuckoo. It glared at him angrily, about to rouse the others into attacking the way Cuckoos do, when Link pointed at the guard and ran past the Cuckoo. So, the Cuckoo roused the others and they attacked. They attacked the guard. Link could hear the guard screaming as he left Kakariko Village. Once out, Link saw a stream and ran to jump in. He jumped in, and then remembered he couldn't swim that well. Navi went to help him, and soon he was on ground again. He then rounded the bank of the river, and then they were on their way to Zora's Domain. There were many accidents along the way, like Link continously falling into the water, when Navi got so annoyed she actually pushed him in. Then she had to pull him out again, as I was too busy recording everything and anything to be of help. A butterfly flew past my paper. I looked at it, then another landed on my nose. I giggled, then the butterfly left. Anyways, Navi wasn't that smart to push Link in. I guess I wasn't too smart putting that down, because she was pretty mad. But, I just stuck her in a bottle so that's one problem solved. So, we got to the waterfall and Link looked pretty confused. I grabbed the Ocarina and played the Zelda theme song, and wouldn't you know it, the water parted. We hopped inside, although I had to catch Link because he hit the wall, not the open doorway. Anyways, once inside, Link started running around. We went up to the diving game waterfall, and Link made a fuss about not being able to swim so the game wasn't fair.

Link: But that isn't fair!

Zora: Most people can swim, dumbass, so it's very fair.

Me: Instead of hearing their bickering and writing down every word, I jumped off the waterfall. Yes, me. The wonderful Narrator, even if Link would disagree with me. I know I'm wonderful. Besides, I dived, got all the money, and a bottle with a note inside to boot. Everyone said that was found at Lake Hylia? That's a lie. It was really found in Zora's Domain. They edited it to make it look not so easy to find. So, when I came back up, I got the silver scale, which Link tried to take from me. I slapped him upside the head, though, and I got to keep my silver scale. I gave Link the bottle though, and dragged him up to the King Zora, and we gave the note to him. He gasped in shock, and fell off his seat. Yes, it says he moved over but that's not what happened. He fell, and cursed Link until we ran up onto the seat and went away. We saw Jabu-Jabu, the giant fish. Link kicked it until it opened its mouth and we ran inside. Do you see now why they edited this all out, and me? It was embarrassing. Anyways, to skip a long story, I saved Ruto and Link got the glory. Like normal. She gave HIM the Zora engagement ring, I made some noises like I was going to throw up, and she hit me! ME! The Narrator! Just for that, I socked her in the mouth. Then we left, because I told Link we could go back to Hyrule Castle Market. I'm apoligizing in advance that this is all me writing, but hey, we didn't talk much here. Oh, did I mention I pushed Link a lot? I did. I knocked him over a few times too, and he took Navi out of the bottle, to my horror. I asked him why he did that.

Link: Because she bugs you. A lot!

Me: I couldn't argue with that logic, and I told them that.

Navi: What logic? No logic ever comes from Link! EVER!

Me: I told them that I also couldn't argue with THAT logic, for once. Because I love to argue with Navi's logic. A lot. Link kicked me then, and I strategically thought it through, then I stole all his bottles. It meant almost nothing to him now, but it would later on. Heh, Heh.

Me: I still wanted to party like there was no tomorrow with the gorons, mostly because for me and Link, there actually WAS no tomorrow. Just seven years locked in time. Fun, not. But we didn't know THAT yet. Anyways, next chapter: Chapter 5: Aging!