OK, back again! Gots no inspiration, but I'll just roll with it. Yeah. This time, Phantom Ganon is doing the disclaimer.

Phantom Ganon: This author doesn't own Zelda.

If I did, you probably wouldn't even exist, and even if you did you would not be the boss of the first temple!

Chapter 6: The Forest Temple and Shiek

Me: OK, I know what your thinking. Your probably thinking, when did the narrator become a heroine? Well, Link clearly isn't up to the job of saving the world by himself, considering he took a leak in the Temple of Time without hesitating. That speaks for itself. Yeah, I had to step in, because let's face it, Hyrule would be dust. Anyways, I dragged Link back to Kakariko Village, then someone told us what happened. We didn't really pay any attention. We went off to the graveyard, found out Dampe died, and I moved a lot of grave markers. I found a hole soon and pushed Link down it first, then I went. There was the ghost of Dampe.

Dampe: If you beat my riddle you get a prize! What is...

Me: Link and I held our breaths.

Dampe: 2 + 2?

Me: Link looked puzzled. I told Dampe 4, and I got the hookshot. Oh joy. We left, and left Kakariko Village. When I wasn't watching him, Link took the Master Sword from me. I started to talk to someone, surprisingly, while Link 'played' with the sword. When I turned around, Link was doing what I was afraid he would do someday. He had the Master Sword, THE MASTER SWORD!, at his crotch, the handle closest to him thankfully. He grinned. I wanted to slap him. Decided not to, until I had the sword back. He thrust his hips and moved the sword back and forth. I REALLY wanted to slap him. People were crowding around. Great, a crowd. I chose that time to take off my stupid green hat and hide my face in it. I heard people laughing. I wondered if it was about me. I looked up. Link was, unfortunately, still using the sword inappropriately.

Link: Don't you like my sword?

Me: I yelled at him. My face was red. Stupid Innuendo. Stupid Link. I accidentally smashed the bottle Navi was in. Great. I went and grabbed the Master Sword from him. We left Kakariko Village. I told him nice going, that he'd made us a laughing stock of us in Kakariko. I slapped him upside the head for empathsis.

Link: What's wrong? I was only trying to have fun.

Me: I told him this is not about having "fun", it's about saving the world. I told him I'd keep an eye on him more often, to make sure he didn't do that again.

Link: Don't be so stiff.

Me: I told him the future of Hyrule depends on us, so one of us has to stiff.

Link: If your stiff you can't move much so you'll probably die soon.

Me: I told him I couldn't argue with that logic, so I loosened up like he told me to. I also told him I wasn't leaving anything to depend on HIM. I also wasn't giving him the Master Sword again. He hugged me, and I kicked him in the knees, so he dropped me.

Link: What was that all about?

Me: I told him too many girls liked him. I spent the better part of an hour calling him dirty names. We reached Kokiri Forest without my noticing. I spat at him when we got there, then I looked around. I told him I liked it better now. He looked like he was going to cry. We ran past monsters that tried to eat Navi and Link but completely ignored me. We finally got to a maze thing with monsters in it. I took out the hookshot. I shot a monster in the butt when it wasn't looking and it died. I grinned and told him that I had offically killed more monsters than he did.

Link: That... was your first monster. I killed like 75.

Me: I told him oh. I admitted I felt dumb. Link said nothing and we kept going, and killing monsters until he got to the meadow.

Link: Oops, I think we were supposed to come here like, seven years ago.

Me: I said oh again. Shiek appeared. I asked him if he was supposed to come in earlier.

Shiek: I was busy.

Me: I asked him what he was doing.

Shiek: None of your buisness.

Me: Shiek taught us- I mean me the Minuet of the Forest, and told us blah blah blah and that we'd warp here whenever we played it.

Link: Like we'd ever want to come back here again!

Me: I agreed, and told him yeah really. I pulled out the hookshot and we shot up onto a ledge. We entered the temple. I'm going to skip all the temple, and go to the boss fight. Well, we went into the room, the door shutting right behind us.

Link: Did I ever tell you I'm claustraphobic?

Me: Phantom Ganon popped out of a painting. I told him nice try, that I knew he wasn't the real Ganondorf. I tried to shoot an arrow at him, but before Link or I knew it, the arrow was in Link's butt. Link yelped, and I shot Phantom Ganon again. He died. Link bent over, I put my foot on his butt and pulled on the arrow as hard as I could. I got it out, with another agonized yelp from Link. I dropped it, and then we both shouted hurray. Then we wondered why something wasn't happening, and how we were going to get out. Next chapter: Chapter 7: Death Mountain! Again!