I feel like saying this, that once I have every chapter done, I'm going to be putting it in proper format, not script format like the way I'm doing so.

Volvagia: Author doesn't own Zelda.

Chapter 7: Death Mountain! Again!

Me: Well, Link and I finally got out of the boss room, somehow. I played the Minuet of the Forest, and we warped back to the entrance of the temple. Shiek was still standing there.

Shiek: Oh, well done. Not.

Me: I told him to shut up. I didn't notice Link had a deku stick in his hand. I started shouting at Navi because she was getting irritating again. I didn't know what Link was doing, but I think he was just playing with the stick. Then he seemed to notice that I was preoccupied with shouting at Navi that I wasn't watching him. So, guess what? He took the Master Sword. Again. Of course. He did the exact same thing he did the last time he had the sword, too. I turned to look at him, and I was horrified. He wagged the sword from side to side, grinning. My head dropped, so I was staring horrified at the ground. My face had frozen with shock, disgust and humilation when I had seen him doing that. Shiek was laughing, and so was Navi who could tell I was taking it hard. So she was laughing to bug me. I soon snapped out of my stupor. I looked back at Link, who was still acting like the idiot he was, was still using the Master Sword as a sex toy. I was half surprised Navi wasn' telling him to knock it off. I told Link that the master sword was a holy blade, not something to use for inappropriate reasons.

Link: You like it, you just won't tell me that you do.

Me: I nearly gagged. I told him we were supposed to be saving Hyrule, and he was being naughty with the master sword.

Link: I don't remember anyone telling you that I'm not naughty.

Me: I said damn it, your right. Nobody had told me that he was a good boy, or even if he was naughty or not. Now, the proof was staring me in the face. I started yelling dirty words, calling Link every naughty name I could think of and then some. I grabbed the sword from him, and I swing it through the air and pointing it at Link a lot. He jumped back a lot. I don't really know what happened then, because now its a blur, but I guessed I snapped. Well, I shortly regained sanity and put the sword away. Link looked scared shitless, and Navi and Shiek were stunned. I asked what happened.

Link: Well, you went crazy with the sword, and nearly killed me. Oh, and you nearly, um...

Me: I asked him to spit it out already.

Link: You nearly cut my balls off.

Me: I told him then that I wished that he hadn't told me. Anyways, with that, I got back on track. We had to go back to Death Mountain. I asked Shiek if there was anything we needed to do before going.

Shiek: No, it's not important.

Me: I grinned and Link, Navi and I left Kokiri Forest. Thankfully. I couldn't stand it in there. I decided to put the whole 'going-crazy-with-a-sword' thing behind me. I bottled Navi up again just before leaving. We headed for Death Mountain.

Link: why don't we go get a horse?

Me: I told him fine. So we went and stopped at the ranch, to find Ingo in charge. Before either of us said anything, I took the master sword and beat Ingo in thehead with the flat side of the blade, knocking him out. I yanked open the gates and Link went and jumped onto a red one with a white mane. I sighed and hollered for him to get his ass back over here. He brought the horse over, I climbed on in front of him, and we left the ranch.

Link: See? This is much faster!

Me: I told him yes, but it was bumpy. He didn't seem to mind, though, he sort of looked like he was enjoying it. We got going so fast, I leaned back into Link. He grinned and I hit him.

Link: What was that for?

Me: I told him for enjoying himself. He groaned. I asked him what he was groaning about.

Link: Well, if you must know you nosy girl, between you and this horse...

Me: I told him to stop right there. Anyways, we soon made it to Kakariko village, where we had to leave Epona, the horse. We went through the gate up to Death Mountain. We saw no gorons. We headed up to Goron City, and it was deserted, except for a lone goron. I threw a bomb at it and it rolled over to us.

Goron: What do you want?

Me: I told him that we wanted to know where all the gorons were, and if he had two red tunics.

Goron: They've all been captured and my father has gone up to fight Volvagia to save them. I only have the one red tunic.

Link: We have to share a tunic?

Goron: yes.

Me: I grabbed Link and we went to the bottom floor, where there was a closed up shop. I threw bombs at it, and therefore I blasted my way into the store. Luckily, no gorons and a red tunic on the shelf. I jumped up and grabbed the tunic, then we ran like the wind out of the goron city. We ran still until we got up to Death Mountain crater. We put on the red tunics, Link actually switching tunics and me just pulling the red tunic over my hot pink tunic. We entered the crater and found we weren't dying of heat.

Link: amazing.

Me: We went onto a ledge with a broken bridge, above lava. I pulled out the hookshot, and aimed it at the other end of the bridge. Quite unfortunately, there was only one hookshot. So we had to hold onto the other. Ugh. Anyways, once we got over to the other side, Shiek appeared out of nowhere.

Shiek: Time to learn Bolero of Fire... Blah, blah, blah...

Me: Shiek just rattled on for a while before he taught me the song. We then skipped... No, I'm kidding. I skipped and Link trailed behind me as we entered the temple. Now, I'm going to skip the whole temple thing, and go into the boss fight. Well, Volvagia burnt Link about 7 or 8 times before I smashed his head in with the skull hammer I got from the temple. Link almost stepped in a lava hole, but I grabbed him and dragged him back to safety, then I grabbed the heart piece and we stepped out in the portal that appeared. Shiek was gone when we got out there. Then I told Link that we had to go to Lake Hylia next.

Link: But I can't swim!

Me: I told him oh, and admitted that I had forgotten. Then I told him that he could wait on shore for me to finish up the water temple, if he wanted.

Link: I'll think it over.

Me: I sighed, then we started to leave the crater. Next chapter: Chapter 8: Lake Hylia!