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(parties with Gorons)

Chapter 9:

Back to Kakariko Village!

Me: To my great horror, we had to go back to Kakariko Village. We rode back to the village, me talking about how Saria, Malon, Zelda and Ruto bugged me. Obviously I was annoying Link, because when I started going on about how they all liked him and it was stupid, he yelled at me. ME!

Link: Contrary to your belief, I don't like any of them!

Me: And I asked him why not.

Link: Saria's a kid FOREVER. Ruto just scares me, A LOT. Zelda's a witch (personality-wise). Malon only likes GIRLS! That's why not!

Me: I said that I was with him the whole time, how would he know Malon's sexuality.

Link: I just DO!

Me: I said oh, and it ended the conversation. But I began to ponder on that. I thought that now that I knew for certain that he didn't like any of THEM, I could like him now. I agreed with myself. We said nothing until we got to Kakariko Village. Link was still mad at me, preventing me from saying anything else I might have wanted to say, like "sorry". Sometimes he can be SO inconsiderate. Oops, he saw me write that, now he's even more angry. Geez. Anyway, Kakariko Village was burning. I said that I thought it was an improvement. Link ignored me (how rude!) and marched up to the well, when some black thing came flying out of it. It was about to pretty much kill him when, deciding to do the heroic and polite thing, I jumped on Link causing him to fall over, giving the black thing a clear getaway path. It ran away. I got off Link, who stood up and brushed the dirt off. He didn't say a word, but he went straight to Epona and mounted without waiting for me. I walked over, and asked him to get off to help me.

Link: Get up by yourself for once.

Me: Well, I tried. I tried to get up behind Link, but I slipped and fell off. And suddenly I was yelling. I was yelling at Link, at Navi, at Epona, at the burning trash that was Kakariko Village. I kicked that stupid horse in my anger, and walked back to face the well. I ripped off my hot pink hat and threw it at my feet. I screamed that I didn't want to be a heroine anymore, not if Link wasn't going to be nice to me anymore. I screamed that I didn't care whether he lived or died or got eaten. I kicked the well, hurting my foot in the process. But I didn't care. I didn't care about anything then. Link got off the horse and walked over to me. Still no words. I was beginning to wonder if he was going to be a mute from now on, when he wrapped his arms around me.

Link: I'm sorry.

Me: I accepted his apoligy. Surprising, no?

Link: There'd be no point saving the world if you hated me while saving it.

Me: I told him to stop being a sap, and that I already forgave him, no need to go overboard about anything.

Link: But I mean it.

Me: I said that I was not in the mood, even if he did mean it. He wondered what I meant by that, and I said nothing.

Link: oh, your just PMSing.

Me: I told him that if he said that again, there'd only be a heroine of time to save the world, no hero. He didn't say it again. I finally told him to unhand me, and he did. Then we went and got onto Epona. He helped me this time. I asked him where we were going to go. He had no idea. I suggested going to find the Gerudos.

Link: you just want to go there because your a woman and I'm a man and I'll get arrested while you won't and you'll rub it in.

Me: I told him yes, and then I took Epona's reins and took us there. The Gerudos stopped us, and arrested Link. But not me. I actually meant to give him the longshot, too, but I had it. Oops. Well, in the middle of the night, I longshoted myself into the cell. I screamed as I fell. Link was awake and he caught me. I told him to put me down.

Link: you would have broken a lot of bones if I hadn't caught you.

Me: I told him he was right.

Link: You don't have to do everything by yourself you know.

Me: I told him that if he had to love, or at the very least like, me, to wait until after the shadow temple, or better yet, until after Ganondorf got killed.

Link: ...Weird, but OK.

Me: I was actually surprised that he would agree to that.

Link: I agreed to the Shadow Temple, since we're going to beat that next.

Me: I thought darn. Well I rescued us, we went and rescued the trapped builders, became members. We really only became members because I paid for the membership. 2000 rupees. What a rip. We mounted Epona again, and we rode off. We wound up at the Temple of Time. I told him no, that I had earlier said that I was never going back there. Well, he threw me over his shoulder. I pounded on his back, but he didn't put me down. He went, took my Master Sword, and put it back in the pedestal. We went back 7 years in time, when everything was OK. I asked him why he did that.

Link: 'cause we gotta be kids to enter the well.

Me: I asked him why we would ever want to go into the well.

Link: to get something important.

Me: I agreed, and we ran back to Kakariko. The well was already dried up. I was going to climb down when Link stopped me, and he pulled me up. I was about to complain when he kissed me on the cheek and jumped down the well and ran. I was shocked for a good five minutes. He was back by then, and dragging me off towards the entrance of town. I was still somewhat stunned when he pulled the Master Sword out of the pedestal in the Temple of Time and gave it to me. I automatically put it away and then snapped out of it. I said whoa, whoa, whoa. I asked him what that was all about.

Link: I didn't want you going in there.

Me: I asked him if he thought I was a coward.

Link: of course not.

Me: Then I asked him why he didn't want me to go in there.

Link: You've been fearless so far. I didn't want you to get scared now, so far into our adventure.

Me: I said ok. Suddenly I got scared. Good job Link. All my fearlessness was gone. I sat down on the red carpet in the Temple of Time, hugged my knees and sucked my thumb. Link just stared at me funny. I told him he took away my fearlessness.

Link: That's impossible.

Me: I asked him to explain to me why I was a wimp now then. He didn't have an answer. We left the Temple. I asked Link if it were really necessary to go to the Shadow Temple.

Link: Yes it is. But you can wait outside for me.

Me: I thanked him. Next Chapter: Chapter 10: Shadow Temple

Sorry this isn't really all that stupid. But, i can promise some serious stupidity in the next chapter!