Chapter 10:

Shadow Temple

Me: We headed for the Shadow Temple. Meaning we just ran into the graveyard. I asked Link how we knew where the Shadow Temple was.

Link: This is the direction that black thing ran in.

Me: Anyway, Shiek appeared. Again. Blabbered on like an idiot. I got bored and asked him to hurry up. He taught me the Nocturne of Shadow. Creepy. Anyways he left. I played the Nocturne of Shadow and we warped up onto the ledge we could never get onto before. Link asked me if I was going to go in. I told him no way. I said I was NOT going in THERE. I said it was creepy, and for empathis a scream was heard. So Link went into the temple and I stayed outside. Outside was nearly as creepy as Inside probably would have been. I can't tell you anything about what went on Inside, because I wasn't there. But Link came out soon-ish, and I had dug myself a hole and was hiding in it. I blinked up at him.

Link: What? Don't tell me you've given up being a heroine and have decided to take up being a mole.

Me: I laughed and climbed out of my hole. I brushed the dirt off. I asked Link if i had really looked like a mole.

Link: You were so much like a mole I was wondering if you were going to tunnel up behind me.

Me: I frowned at him.

Link: Now, do we go to the Spirit Temple or do we just fool around for awhile?

Me: I told him that it would depend on what he had in mind for "fooling around".

Link: Nothing dirty.

Me: I told him that also depended on whether he meant mud dirty or dirty dirty.

Link: Nothing dirty dirty.

Me: I told him that we could fool around, since he elaborated on what he had meant. Somewhat. So, instead of doing what we were supposed to be doing, (saving the world), we went to Lon Lon Ranch and threw rocks at the horses. And Ingo. Plus, I "accidentally" hit Malon with one, two, three... eighteen. Twenty-five. Fourty. Sixty. Seventy-five. Ninety. One hundred. After that, we got kicked out. We went to Zora's River, waded in to our waists, and started splashing each other.

Navi: HEY! GET BACK ON TRACK YOU TWO!

Me: I then proceeded to splash Navi. Link joined in, and we half-drowned the annoying talking blue fairy. We decided, then, to get out of the water. We ran around Hyrule Field for a while, then we decided to go harass the annoying Goron that had flattened Link earlier on. I agreed to it, because that Goron had nearly flattened ME! (Gorons: oh NO!) Anyway, we did that for awhile, got bored with it, and decided to go to the Spirit Temple. Next Chapter: Chapter 11: Spirit Temple!