Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto because if I did, all the characters that annoyed us would be dead and the ones that died would come back to life because they are just that awesome. Although, any characters that you do not recognize, such as: Koko, Tori, Pein's kiddes... we own.

As ZoonTycoon stated, we know she's a little mary sue at the moment, but that's because she actually knew a lot of the Akatsuki before they became the Akatsuki, just as well, she's also Pein's half twin sister. So regardless, she is considered a 'god.' Don't worry, as the series goes on, she's dwindle down from her state right now. Most of this was written when we were both in school and right now I'm taking summer classes... so deal with it. Oh, we are also working on character pictures. Oh yes, I guess we forgot to mention that we are poking fun at the Akatsuki mostly... don't like it, don't read it.

Koko looked at the ground, her ears red with embarrassment. Zetus and Kisame had their arms crossed. It was clear that they were not pleased. Fury raged through the black side, annoyance showed on the white. Kisame looked downright pissed though. He was the first to speak.

"That is not how you do it! You made us a laughing stock in front of ANBUs!" He growled.

"But sharkie-"

"And you turned me into a laughing stock!" the plant man said.

"Ha ha, laughing stock!"

"Koko! This is not funny. You nearly revealed where our hiding spot is!" Kisame shrieked at her. "I have a half a mind to spank you where you stand!"

"You child molester!"

"Do not compare me to leader!"

"Ha, so you do admit it!"

"Wait, what, no!" Kisame said, not really realizing what he said. "I take that back!"

"There's no takies backies!"

"You are not a kid!"

"And you are so not a humanized shark!"

"Oi!"

Zetus had long given up on the fight and left. After all, what could they to the little one? He knew she was much stronger than she appeared. She had to be, to still be talking without too many scars. Even the gods had days they lose.

He shook his head, ah yes; things would be different with her here. He wondered how the leader was connected to her. By the way they fought… he had a feeling he was right, though they were siblings…. But it was so strange, why didn't he ever mention her... to anyone. But it could also explain why they acted the way they did.

He paused for a moment, hearing silence. That wasn't good. It was then, a small blur passed him and the blue shark stood a little away from her. "Damn that girl," he silently cursed. "She's always one step ahead of you."

"More like a hundred steps," Zetus sounded once more. "She's always using a situation to her best advantage. It's how she's survive for so long. Even Leader does it." And Tobi, he mentally thought, realizing those three were in a way, the same. With that, Zetus departed, not really interested in her. But yet, he couldn't help but feel like he'd met her before. Strange, he was sure he'd remember her. After all, she was a hard one to forget.

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"Itachi, how could you! It's Koko for fuck sakes!" she screeched into the man's face. "How could you, with my own best friend! It's not like you to rape strange women, let alone my friends!"

"To-"

The girl slapped her husband across the face. "Don't touch me, don't talk to me, don't look at me… you know, don't even think of me!"

Xxx

Koko was back on her tree. The tiny arms she had were wrapped around herself, as though she was cold. Which was strange since it was quite warm outside. She let her body relax as she surveyed the scene around her. She didn't have much time left, less than two years. Letting her self relax, she watched a bird land in front of her. She put her hand out to it.

"How are you doing sweetheart?" she asked it. "Long way from home right?" As it leapt on to her finger, she brought it closer to her face. envy was laced in those eyes. The ability to fly, and never look back. Well… she assumed so at least. She then moved her arm harshly, startling the animal. "Go home, you hateful thing! Go back and never show yourself to me!"

"My dirty little angel…" a voice whispered.

"I'm not dirty," she replied back to it. "And I'm no angel!" She looked around for the voice. Strange… no one was there. "Senji…"

XxX

"Miyuzuki!" the small children cried, hands banging on the table. "Give it back to us! We're hungry!" The man in question sniffed at the food before turning slightly green at the edge of his face. He looked at his little brother and sisters, shaking his head.

"I'll make you something else… come on, let's go the market… we need some fresh food," he said as he walked ahead of them. He didn't even what to think about what it was. And who cooked it. Shivering, Miyuzuki set out of the hideout. Seriously, that organization had no sense of cleanliness nor food.

XxX

"KOKO!" a shout echoed throughout the walls. "Goddamnit, woman!"

The girl looked up from her book, a curious expression on her face. She looked around searching for the source of the noise. Not finding any, she shrugged and returned to her book. Which was upside down. The voice screeched once more.

"KOKO!" the man ran into the big office. Pein looked as though he was going to murder. "What the hell did you think you were doing?!"

"Whatever do you mean, dear?" with amusement laced in her voice.

"Bloody hell! You don't know!"

A moment of silence came upon them. If someone had entered the room, they would've said that it was freezing, scary… and well… probably a war was about to break out. Both 'gods' glared in each other's eyes, neither effected.

"Don't push me," he snarled.

"Why would I push you? I would pull you into my arms and skin you alive while you scream up to the heavens," she snapped. This must be like when two of the same people fight. "So come on, make first blood, then I'll be able to do with you as I please!" Chakaras flared and fought each other, making cracks in the wall.

She had long put the book down and stood up, her height not making a bit of difference in her anger. In fact, she looked taller than she actually was. Her short hair looked as though it was growing longer and longer as her body seem to extend… but it wasn't true. Maybe if Koko had grown to be as tall as her brother, she'd be quite a looker.

"Calm down!" he snapped.

"Shut the hell up!" she replied. "You really piss me off." The small figure walked toward him but stop short, eyes empty. "You watch your back… or you'll find a kunai stuck to it." Koko made way toward the door, her eyes looking over her shoulder.

"Pein?"

"What?" he hissed.

"Gods die too."

AN: A foreshadowing thought... what will happen in the twin's future?