The Tiniest Alchemist part dos: LIES I tell ya, LIES!

Ed quivered, standing there with his hands clenched into fists at his sides. Winry stood with her hands on her hips, as Al was hiding behind a tree with eyes as wide as saucers. The sky had turned grey as storm clouds began moving in. The grass seemed a stale grey in the light and a dark aura was drifting to them all. Ed's eyes were glinting with an evil.

''Wha-wha?'' Winry stuttered, noticing the slight change in the day. Ed narrowed his eyes before looking up with an almost venomous gaze.

''What did you call me?'' He asked in a tone that made the birds start to quiver. Al flinched, already predicting what was about to happen. Winry however, hadn't a clue. She just gripped her hands tighter on her shirt, getting a wrench ready.

''I called you a-'' She began before Al ran in front of her at the speed of light. Winry sweatdropped a little.

''She meant to say you are taller than before! You've had a growth spurt! You've reached 4 foot 8!'' Al sputtered out lying his best to his anger marked brother. Ed suddenly stopped and the whole place became bright and cheerfull again. Al and Winry both sighed in relief. ''It's safe as long as you lie about it.'' Al whispered as they sighed again. Winry nodded in agreement.

Ed smiled and was suddenly dancing around in joy. ''I am a little taller!'' He was actually buying this. He spun around a little before sitting back on his seat with the sandwhich and the book of alchemy. He took a bite...only to spit it out in disgust. ''Peh! Since when was this a turkey sandwhich?????'' He looked to it in surprise. That's when he heard the familiar sound of black military boots coming from behind him. He turned around, almost disgusted by the sight.

Roy was standing there with Rita and Hughes. Rita was standing with a clipboard writing several codes down as Roy had a smirk on his face. Hughes was chewing on something, and holding a sandwhich wrapper. The egg salad! Ed was already ready to destroy Hughes when Roy stopped him with a small thok to the head. ''Hey there full mini alchemist. I see you're enjoying yourself.'' He grinned. Rita looked over. ''That's not a smart thing to say Sir.'' She whispered but was ignored. Ed's eye twitched.

''Heh, you think that can make me mad now? For your information, I'm taller now!'' Ed said with a big smirk on his face. Roy raised an eyebrow studying the Full metal. ''Uh....no you aren't. You're just the same.'' He said. ''A puny little shorty of a pipsqueak.'' He commented for extra effect.

Al and Winry were just about to scream ''NO!'' when the stormy weather came back and Ed was back into his evil mode. Roy stepped back a little. Hughes smirked. ''I think you hit a mark. Yum. Egg salad is good.'' He said as he threw out the wrapper. That only made it worse. Rita pulled up her clipboard trying not to see where this was going. Ed made a demonic smirk and spoke in an almost deadly voice.

''That's it. You're all doomed now.''

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Sasu- Oh my.

Naru-I think everyone's gonna DIE!

Sasu-Uh...don't look now but it's Ed.

Ed-Heh heh heh....

Sasu and Naru- AHHHHHH!!!!!