I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!

Sasuke's skull throbbed like crazy. As if he was hit by a huge and heavy club. He realized his eyes were still closed, and without opening them, he reached up for his head.

Oh yeah, he recalled the event, I was hit in the head by that bandit… Man, it hurts like…

"Sasuke!"

Is that Sakura?

"Hey, Sasuke… you alright?"

The loser, too.

He stirred up, and opened his eyes, squinting slightly to the blinding afternoon daylight. He sat up, looking at his teammates who seemed to be worried about something- at least Sakura was.

"Oh, Sasuke! How are you feeling?" she asked, reaching for his arm to help him, but he shoved them away and got up by himself.

Sakura gasped and Naruto gulped.

Sasuke stared densely at the two. What were they doing, standing around when the bandits were still out there?

"Where are they?" he asked roughly.

"Who?" Naruto shrugged. "Oh, you mean the girls? They ran off."

"What girls? The bandits, you id-" Sasuke stopped when he looked around him. He was in the village. He was pretty sure that they were in a forest awhile ago. He looked back at Naruto and Sakura, who were now starting to look scared.

"Y-you rem-member everything n-now, S-sasuke?" Naruto asked, shaking and ready to sprint.

"What are you talking about, loser?" he then noticed that he felt different. Why did his body feel a bit warm? He looked down and almost screamed when he saw orange and blue all over him.

"WHY AM I WEARING NARUTO'S CLOTHES?!?!?"

Sakura sighed in relief, blushing and hearts dancing in her eyes. "He's back to normal…" she stared at Sasuke, who was looking daggers towards Naruto.

Naruto whispered over to Sakura. "That's nice, but could you help me out here?"

Without looking at him, Sakura skipped away from them and chanted, "This is your problem, Naruto senpai!" soon she was gone.

"Alright, you loser," Sasuke growled, clenching his fists tightly. "Kindly explain to me exactly what had happened, and I promise you that nobody gets hurt."

Naruto took one step back as the blazing Sasuke took one forward after the other. Soon they were chasing each other around the village.

"You're gonna pay for this, you hear me, loser!"

"Just make sure you don't hit your head along the way, believe it!"