So… someone (you know who you are) tolled me to do another chapter to this story even though I wanted it to be a one-shot. So here's what happens after Sasuke goes around Konoha in his retarded self. Enjoy!.. Oh yea, hehe… forgot my excuse. I was watching too many Naruto Shippuden episodes. Hey! It's not my fault that I didn't watch the episodes since the beginning! Oh wait, it is.

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Previously:

"But there is something I know." (I don't remember really well so yea…)

"What?"

"Sasuke is dead and gone." (You know what happened next)

End of recab.

I was running around thru the streets of Konoha. Why? Well I'll tell ya why. ^_^

You know about the little cliff thingy? Yea that's what happened. After that stupid accident I found myself falling off a real cliff. The real thing. I ended up in the hospital for one whole week. But today I made my escape and was cornered by Anbu and nurses and I managed to escape. Now I am running for my life thank you very much.

After three hours of none stop running, thank goodness for being fit, I found myself smelling a sweet aroma. So I let my nose guide me towards the aroma. I found myself in front of the Yamanaka flower shop. Mmmm, it always smells nice. Then I saw Ino watering the plants and for some reason I entered the shop.

"Welcome to the Yamanaka flower shop how may I help- Sasuke?! What are you doing here?" Ino said like a tape recorder but stopped once she saw me.

"Nn. I don't know but, what I know, I entered your flower shop." I said with a smile.

'What the heck? He is smiling at me? Oh yea now I remember.' Ino said in her mind.

"Um… Well anyway… what do you want?" Ino asked me.

"I don't know! Something *beautiful*" I said while making cute round eyes that sparkled.

"Oh, Ok." And she was off!

After twenty minutes later she came back.

"Is this beautiful enough for you?" She asked while holding a bouquet of flowers.

"As in beautiful you mean gorgeous!"

"Ok… Is that a yes?"

"Yes it is a yes, darling." I said in my stupid but hyper voice.

"That'll be fifty yen."

"Holly shit! Ok here." At first I had a shocked face then I put on a happy face lie this ^_^

"Ok… Come again!"

"Don't worry darling I will!" I find myself telling a lot of girls darling for no reason.

Then I exited the flower shop with my bouquet of flowers, they're mine! Got it? Mine! Muahahaha! *cough, cough* uhhhh, anyway as I said I exited the flower shop and went back to my house, apartment, thingy. I found a pretty vase to put them. And… voila! It was done. It looked soooo beautiful! I can not let Narutard ruin them. Um… Anyway I exited my house and went off to… somewhere… And I found myself looking at green spandex idiots that think they are so youthful. Well I'll show them youthful!

"Ah, ha! Well look Lee! It's Sasuke. Uchiha!" Bitch…

"Why yes Guy sensei! It is Sasuke Uchiha!" Argh! What did I tell ya, they are idiots.

"Why yes Lee and Guy, it is Sasuke Uchiha." I said rather sarcastically.

"Well what brings you here on a beautiful day like this?" Lee asked.

"Well I'll tell ya why I came here. Do you want to know why I came here?" I said in a sadistic voice. Muahahahaha!

"Why?" They both said.

"For no reason!"

"Ooooh… That was sooo youthful!" They both said.

"But not as youthful as Guy sensei is!" Lee said.

"Oh yes I am!"

"Well prove it!"

"Fine I'll prove it!" And I took off my clothes until I was only wearing boxers. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that it's winter. "Take your clothes off Guy. Only stay with your boxers." I said.

We were both in our boxers. You might be wondering why we took our clothes off in the middle of winter. It's because I am going to prove that I am more youthful than Guy by doing a contest of resistance! Muahahaha! I am insane!!!!!!!!!!

"The contest starts… now!" Lee said. And we waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, we waited so long that I was turning purple and Guy was shivering like crazy, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, now I can make chop sticks out of my nose droppings and Guy couldn't move.

We waited so long that morning came and we were still at it.

"Mmffffmfmff!" Whoa… Guy was so cold that he couldn't talk.

"What was that, Guy sensei?" Lee asked.

"I-I-I-I Th-think h-he sa-said I gi-give u-up." I shivered out.

"Is that true Guy sensei?" And he managed to nod his head.

"That means Sasuke Uchiha wins!" Lee said while crying his stupid tears.

"What the fuck are you guys doing?!" Sakura and the rest of rookie nine came out of no where.

"Oh, we were doing a contest to see who is more youthful. And it turned out Sasuke was more youthful." Lee said.

"OMFG! Sasuke you're purple!" Ino said.

"Put your clothes back on." Sakura ordered.

"Can't yo-you do i-it?" I shivered out again.

"Fine. Girls! Lets help out Sasuke put his clothes back on!" Oh shit…

After ten minutes I had my clothes on.

"Domo arigato Sakura-chan!" I said. And then I was gone.

"Ne? What just happened?" Sakura asked.

"Beats the shit out of me!" Naruto said. Bonk! "Ouch! Sakura-chan! Why you hit me?!"

"Don't say bad language Naruto!"

That went well didn't it? Anyway, I was walking around Konoha. Again. But this time I found Kakashi sensei.

"Sup Kakashi?" I asked in my gangsta voice.

"Nothing Sasuke."

"Uh, what I couldn't hear you!"

"I said nothing Sasuke!"

"I still can't hear you because of that mask of yours!"

"You always heard me with my mask on Sasuke!"

"Huh?!"

"God Damn it!" And he took his mask off. "YOU. ALWAYS. HEARD ME. WITH. MY. MASK. ON!!!!!!!!!"

"Whoa… Kakashi your mouth is sexy." I said in total owe.

"Thank you. Yours is sexy too you know."

"No it's not."

"And why is it that every girl always wants your lips?"

"Holy shit! I am sexy!"

"No duh."

"Bye, bye!" And I was off!

"Strange idiot. Hey, I can feel the wind on my face. Watch out world, the new Kakashi is in town."

Now I find myself meditating upside down on a tree branch. It makes me smart. Then this fan girl came and sat next to me.

"Watch ya doing?" She asked in a cute tone. (you know like Isabella from Phineas and Ferb)

"Nothing." I said with the same cute tone.

"Awe, that was soo cute!"

"Ye it was." I said while putting a neko (kitty) face.

"That is so cute!"

"Cute? You should shee Nawuto doing it. He wooks like a weal neko." I said while putting a happy neko face like this X3

"Ok, I'll see Naruto!" And she was off.

Weird fan girls. You know, I should rule the world with the help of my fan girls! Muahahahahaha! *cough, cough, cough* I find myself doing that a lot lately. Now I had only one thing in mind. I need a girlfriend. And so I was off, roving the streets of Konoha to find my mate. And then I find my target. Sakura. So I ran up to her.

"Ano… Sakura-chan, do you want to be my girlfriend?" I asked.

"Meh, what the heck, sure." Yay!

"Now can I see you naked?"

"No."

"Why?!" I whined.

"Because we are not married."

O.O Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Curse you Billy Bob Joe!

The end. X3

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I just had to put that line at the end! You know why? Because I was playing Burnout Paradise one day and I crashed my car so many times and every time I did I said: "Curse you Billy Bob Joe!" I don't even know where I got the name from. Then my brother was like: "What the heck is your problem with Billy Bob Joe?" And I was like: "I don't know! I have to blame somebody for everything that I do wrong!" Ahhh, good times, good times. ^_^

Sasuke: Ne? I was stupider than the other chapter.

Rinaru: Yes you were my dear, yes you were.

Sasuke: Nn. I knew it! That wasn't me It was you! You were the one that says darling all the time!

Rinaru: Yes it is me my dear.

Sasuke: Review.