xX It's too hot, It's too cold, this jacket's too thick! Xx
That bastard day had come. That horrible, evil day of death and doom and gloom had finally arrived, and now Zexion had to go on a world tour and play songs on an instrument he barely knew how to play.
If it wasn't for that stupid ignoramus of a redhead, he wouldn't be in this position right now!! Zexion just wanted to scream and shout and chuck the couch out the window!! But Zexion wasn't like that, Zexion would never—He was in Demyx's body, the happy, hyper and eccentric blonde who would spontaneously do anything.
So he screamed. As loud as he possibly could.
It went something like this: "RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
Oh god, that was amazing. That felt—so good!! So he did it again.
"AHHHHRRRRR!!!"
mwuahahaha, brilliant.
"RRRRROOOOOAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRRRR!!!"
God, he felt like a fucking dinosaur. So he began stomping around like the idiot he now was.
"GROAAWRRRRAHHRRRHARRRRR!!!"
He continued heavily stomping around, arms in T-Rex position, and even made the screaming people noises (in a high-pitched girly voice).
"GROOOAWWWWLLL!!"
"Oh no, it's Godzirra! Everyone runnnnn! Ahhhhh!!!"
He was having so much fun (Zexion? Having fun?!) that he neglected to notice Xigbar and Downey pop in and start recording it on Xigbar's phone. Nor did he notice his body, Axel, Reno and Rude come in a few moments later. So they all stood and stared.
"So, this is what a crazed hermit of an author with one child and sugar daddy does in his free time?" Reno, who was only over there to see what it was like to be in a rich person's house, asked, breaking the silence (excluding Dino-Zexy, of course). This caused Tyrannosaurus Zex to freeze in his stomping movements, and slooowly turn around on the one foot in one, slow motion.
He stared at them, in the same pose, for a moment, before letting his mouth slowly close and his air borne foot gently reach the ground again.
"Hey!" Xigbar said, just now realizing that he was said 'sugar daddy'.
"Sooo, partner, this is your idol?" Reno asked (ignoring Xigbar) Rude, nudging him the arm with his elbow. Rude just grunted and elbowed Reno back not-so-gently in the stomach.
"Damn, now if only he were in his own body then it'd be worth so much more…" Xigbar sighed, putting his phone away. Suddenly though, he brightened. "Hey Dem, why don't you go reenact it?" He suddenly asked.
Zexion blanched. "No! We've got things to do today; I have to pack and Demyx has to rehearse for the show, and—"
"Show? What show?" Demyx asked, confused. Zexion just looked at him, confused. "Didn't I tell you? I have to go on Oprah tomorrow and discuss my new—"
"OPRAH?!?!" Demyx screamed. "Are you kidding me?! You have to go on fucking Oprah!?" Zexion just looked at him, un-amused, before stating his response.
"CONCERT?!?! I HAVE TO GO ON A FUCKING WORLD TOUR?!" He falsely screamed, grabbing his hair and stomping around like a pouting child.
"Ok, I get it. But what are you talking about? I canceled the tour, don't you remember?" Demyx asked him, raising an eyebrow.
In the end, both were not happy with each other.
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you're probably wondering by now, how the hell do Reno and Rude know about this craptacular situation?
To paraphrase it all, Reno got pissed from being confused because Zexion (Demyx) kept talking to Demyx (Zexion), referring to Demyx as Zexion. So they had to tell them.
Oh. And they decided that it'd be best if 1) Zexion never let's Xigbar take advantage of Demyx's body like that again, and 2) Demyx should not change anything else on his body unless he wants Zexion to slice off Demyx's (body) balls and hot glue them to his ass.
One more thing. You might remember Downey being called 'Zexion's son' every now and then by mistake. Zexion hates it, but I always forget to add something about it in here.
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It had now been a whole month. A whole month of hell, having to stay in some almost complete strangers body. But Demyx was used to it, and he didn't mind. He got to stare at the pretty face in a mirror every day. Yes, he admits to having a small crush on the person whose body he was in, but no one needs to know that.
Demyx was currently sitting and watching television with Downey. Xigbar was gone of course, saying he'd be back later maybe. Demyx really didn't care, seeing as he wasn't too close with the man. That was Zexion's job, seeing as he was engaged to the pirate.
That's probably what he was, a pirate. That'd actually be kinda cool, to be getting married to a fucking pirate. Demyx examined the ring; it looked awfully shiny. Demyx sighed. He wished Axel would propose soon—he did love the man, and Axel was just psychotic about him. Oh well, he would just have to wait and see!
Demyx continued watching television, even after he put Downey to bed.
He was about to fall asleep himself when suddenly the house phone rang—he wanted to answer it, but Zexion told him not to, for unknown reasons. So he let it go to the answering machine.
"Zexion… Zexion it's Mommy again… Why won't you answer the phone? We spent all this time looking for your number and now you won't even talk to us? Why, Zexion, why?? We just want to talk and see how our baby is doing again… We need your help, Zexion! Why won't you listen and help us!! We're going to lose the house soon, you ungrateful child!" Was the voice that came from it, before the woman slammed her end on the receiver, making it click loudly.
Zexion is ignoring his family?? Why?? How rude! He would have to confront him about it! Having all this wealth and not even helping his family!
But it was late, and Demyx was tired. So, he slowly and groggily got up from his spot, turned off the television and dragged himself to Zexion's super comfy bed.
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When he awoke back up in the morning though, he found himself back on the couch. He didn't fall asleep on the couch, did he? He didn't remember doing so… or did he dream about moving to the bed? The television was on…
What was that noise?
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Zexion was by now used to waking up in either Reno's bed or Axel's bed. They claimed it was just to make him feel at home, which it actually… kind of did, in a small, creepily weird way. But the real obvious reason was because there were no spare bed and there was no way in hell he'd be sleeping on that couch.
Today, he awoke in Axel's bed. He rubbed the sandy, crusty stuff out of his eyes before getting up and lazily going to the bathroom connected to the room. He washed his face before opening the medicine cabinet and blindly searching around for some toothpaste. He grabbed the next thing that was smooth, and tried to take the cap off. When he realized there was no cap, he finally opened his eyes.
What a moron. Who hides an engagement ring box in a medicine cabinet? Oh wait. Zexion looked at it again and opened it, startled. 'So he really is a commitment sort of guy… Never would've guessed,' he thought, gently putting it back in the medicine cabinet. He sighed and smiled slightly, thinking about his own engagement ring. He went to play with it, but found that finger ringless. 'Oh yea, haha, I should've known by now…' He thought.
--Filler--
How did Zexion meet Xigbar, you ask? And why the hell would Zexion of all people get engaged to Xigbar of all people?
Well Zexion had met Xigbar with a crash bang boom! No, seriously. Xigbar was skateboarding home (his car was in the shop and he didn't have a bike) with firecrackers, getting ready for the Fourth of July. He was checking he had all of them when he crashed into an eighteen year old Zexion, who had just lit a cigarette (Zexion thinks he quit, be he's not really sure. He doesn't think he smokes, but sometimes he'll find unopened packs near him, that belong to no one). So of course Xigbar crashed into Zexion, and by some freak accident, this caused the fireworks to light from the cigarette then go off with a bang and a boom! This sent Zexion to the hospital for a while, and Xigbar said sorry by telling him that he threw his skateboard into the wood chipper, and asked him if he wanted to skip getting drunk at the bar and just have sex. Always the straightforward one, isn't he?
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Zexion looked in the mirror on the cabinet, and accidentally kept staring. God, Demyx was hot! Crap, he did not just think that, after reliving his first encounter with his husband-to-be! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Suddenly, a voice startled him from his trance. "Zexion?" Said person jumped and looked to see who it was. It was Demyx. He stood there, with his head bowed, and his arms behind his back.
"Demyx? What's wrong??" Zexion asked, actually concerned for his crush. Wait fuck.
"Zexion… How about we go get a drink…?" Demyx asked, sounding miserable.
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After I wrote Chapter 2, I realized that I should've used Denzel from FF7 instead of Downey, you know? Oh well, too late now.
The answering machine part will be talked about next chapter, sorry for cliffhanger (Kinda?) much love, Muffin~