Part 2
It wasn't even two minutes later that I immediately regretted thinking that I could live with those idiots. Haruhi came right back in with a laptop in hand.
"What's that?"
"It's the security deposit on the room," she said. "These guys gave us a new computer."
The Computer Club President came running in, obviously upset. "But that's my computer. And that's our room!"
"Your computer became her computer by way of our actions," Ignignokt argued.
"Yeah! Actions!" Err said.
"And because of these actions to which I have just talked about, your room became our room."
"Yeah! So scram!"
After putting the computer down, Haruhi grabbed Miss Asahina and dragged her to the door.
"Mikuru," she said, "Why don't you help our new tenants get accustomed to the room."
She then tossed Miss Asahina out of the room – watched as she tumbled onto the Computer Club President – and shut the door. From our side, you could hear the President scream and run away. Poor guy. He never has a chance when Haruhi hatches a crazy plan.
"What was that about?"
"Those guys wanted company," Haruhi explained in her insane little way. "So I figured Mikuru would work just fine."
"First off, I don't think they wanted someone like Miss Asahina. Second, what is the point of giving the Computer Club's room away? Haven't you tortured them enough this year?"
"Hey! Quit yelling at me like that or it's three years hard labor!"
As if this already isn't laborious enough. I was tired and…
"Is that smoke?" I opened the door quickly and found Miss Asahina coughing while they were all holding cigarettes.
"Every time you cough, your lungs are really saying 'Thank you,'" Ignignokt said.
"That's enough!" I quickly put out Miss Asahina cigarette, pulled her back in the room and shut the door on those freaks.
"You suck, dude!" Err yelled through the door.
It wasn't even a full day later when the Mooninites were at it again. It was lunch and, instead of listening to that stupid Tanaguchi, I decided to go to the brigade room. There's only so much I can take of him.
Anyways, I was close to the brigade room when I saw Ignignokt try to hang something on the outside of the door. He turned to me and said, "There's nothing more enjoyable on the moon than cleaning up after a messy person."
In the distance, I could hear the Computer Club President yell, "MY COMPUTERS!"
"We're not here," Ignignokt said quickly. "We went out for lunch."
"Hold it, you two."
They slammed the door in my face. However, with the door being unlocked, I just simply opened it back up and walked in.
"You are a bad landlord," Ignignokt said as I entered.
"You're a bad person," the annoying Err added.
"And on the moon, bad people get spanked with moon rocks."
"We drop your pants and spank you!"
These guys are suddenly making Haruhi talking about aliens and what not sound normal.
The Computer Research Society President came running in the room. "Do you realize how much those computers were worth? You can't just throw them out!"
"We do not care for the prices pathetic losers have to pay for things," Ignignokt replied.
"Buying stuff is for losers!" Err added.
"And your machinery was worthless."
"Outdated!"
"It was making us feel slow."
The President had enough. "I want you two out of my room right now! I will take this to the Student Council if necessary."
Ignignokt suddenly pulled out a gun shaped thing. "I am done dealing with you." He then fired his weapon and a slow moving light bullet came flying at the Computer Club President.
"This laser will destroy," Ignignokt said. "You cannot fathom how much it will destroy."
"You are so dead, Mister," Err added.
"No one has ever survived a shot from the laser."
The laser continued to move slowly toward the President.
"Just give it some time," Ignignokt said.
"It'll be worth it!" Err added.
The President ducked and watched the laser fire sail right over him. He then laughed as he turned to those nuisances.
"You call me pathetic?" he said with a chuckle. "That was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. That was about as slow as my first computer back when I was one. Now, you two get out…
I saw it out of the corner of my eye. The laser apparently bounced off a far window and hit the President. He gave out a cry and suddenly disappeared.
"Man, that's bitchin," Err said.
I needed to find Nagato. These guys were vaporizing people if they couldn't get their way. If this kept up, well, it would be really bad.