"Finally I can relax!"
You lay on your new bed and closed your eyes, and couldn't get Hidan out of your mind. Even though he was an idiot, he was a hot idiot.
"Oh who am I kidding, why would he go for a girl like me anyway? I have frizzy hair, no sense of fashion, and I'm chubby!"
"You're a real downer, aren't you?"
You whipped your head up and saw some blonde dude in your door.
"Who are you!?"
He smiled and walked inside.
"I'm Deidara. So you must be the new member."
You sit up on your bed.
"Ya, so how much of that did you hear?"
He smiled even bigger (This guy is creepy!)
"Enough. So what's with the ragging on yourself?"
You frowned and looked at your feet. (They are so big! Another thing not going for me.)
"I don't know, I guess I'm sick of being so…ugly. I can't stand to look at myself, so why would any guy want to?"
He sat next to you.
"Well you don't give guys much credit. Were not all look obsessed. And here's a hint, confidence can go a long way."
"Oh…sorry. It's just, can I trust you with a secret?"
He nodded.
"You see, I like this guy, and he is like, really obsessed with looks. He even said I was chubby, so I know he doesn't like me, and it's kinda hard to have confidence while being rejected."
He looked confused.
"So you like him, after he insulted you?"
(How could I expect him to understand?)
"Sorry, I guess this isn't your problem."
"Nah It's Ok. So I have a suggestion. How about I give you a makeover?
(Is he serious!?)
"Um thanks, but I don't really want one…"
He stood up and started to walk.
"See, you just turned down a makeover, so you must be somewhat happy with your looks. I'm sure you could be confident if you wanted."
(It doesn't matter, even if I was confident, Hidan will always hate me. Every guy will always hate me! Maybe I should just become a nun.)
Tears began streaming down your face.
"Why God WHY!"
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"I know something you don't know!"
Deidara kept taunting Hidan with his new found information.
Hidan frowned.
"I don't care."
Deidaras mouth twisted into a evil smile.
"I know who likes you."
"Oh Deidara, when will you learn? Every girl likes me. Well except you."
Deidaras smile quickly vanished.
"You know your not as cool as you think. And girls only date you because your appearance. They don't really love you."
Hidan strutted off, annoyed by the blonde man.
"Oh who cares about love, as long as your hot!"
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You walked into the living room and sat on the couch. After a couple minutes to yourself Hidan came walking in all casually and sat on the other end of the sofa.
"So…can I ask you a question?"
You looked at him, wondering what it was.
"Uhm, sure. What is it?"
He hesitated.
"So you're a girl and all. I was wondering, do girls only care about what a guy looks like?"
You couldn't believe what you were hearing. Hidan was actually having a self conscious moment!
"Well, some girls, but most girls really only care if a guy is nice, and has a good personality."
His face was emotionless.
(I wanna tackle you so badly!)
"Thanks, well I gotta go."
(Nooooo! Don't leave! Oh I wish I could tell you how I feel about you. But you would think I'm an idiot! But then there was that moment after I punched that chick, and we were laughing, and I coulda swore…Oh who am I kidding! You hate me.)
"I need some fresh air…"
You walked outside the base and began to wonder around, then you heard some humming.
"Hello? Who's there?"
"Shhhhhh. You'll scare them."
You looked over and saw a guy plant fly trap thing. He was tending to a garden of random plants.
"Uh, sorry. So who are you?"
"I'm Zetsu. So how about you come help me with my garden?"
You hesitantly walked over.
"So Deidara was telling me about you. He mentioned how you were really self conscious."
(Oh god who all has he told!)
"Ya, I guess…"
He pulled a weed out.
"Well you probably noticed my giant venus fly trap."
You shook your head.
"Oh, that thing! I barely noticed it! In fact-"
"You don't have to lie, I'm not embarrassed of it."
You looked down.
"Sorry. But I like your venus thingamajig. It's unique, but me, I don't have anything unique. I'm plain, and ugly…"
"So what makes a person ugly anyway?"
You scratched your head.
"Hm…I don't know…Hey thanks I feel better!"
He nodded.
You started walking into the base, but then all of a sudden something hit you in the head, knocking you back and into the ground.
"What the…"