"Ah shit where do I begin…"

Hidan was completely lost, with no idea where you could be.

"She could be on the other fucken side of the world by now! Well, guess I'll just pick a spot and start looking…"

Hidan went into a random town and started to ask people if they had seen you.

"Hey, moron! I need some help!"

Said 'moron' ran away frightened.

"Damn! Hey lady! Can you help me!?"

The old woman reluctantly stopped.

"So I'm looking for this girl, kinda short and chubby, brown hair, have you seen her?"

The old woman shook her head.

"So how about a man, tall, muscular, blue eyes?"

The old woman shook her head again.

"Fuck. Now what? I can't just abandon her!"

Hidan turned around and saw a sign.

"Looking for something? Need help? Come to Madame Fong and have her help you!"

Hidan walked inside a strange tent next to the sign, it smelled like incense, and was dark.

"Come in my boy." A crackly voice beckoned.

Hidan sat on a pillow across from an old woman.

"Are you Madame Fong?"

The woman nodded.

"Okay so I need help. I'm looking for a person and don't know where she is."

The woman looked into her magic orb.

"Ah you seek someone. Yes I see her! She is trapped, and needs your help!"

The woman held out her hand, and Hidan looked at her confused.

"Uh…what do you want?" Hidan questioned.

"Payment of coarse!" Madame Fong said like it was obvious.

"Payment?! You just told me what I already know! Old hag!"

She stood up and pointed at Hidan.

"How dare you insult Madame Fong! You will pay!"

Hidan stood up and towered over the old woman.

"I'm not paying for this bullshit!"

He grabbed the her hand.

"Help! Someone is attacking me!" She faked being hurt as some guards walked in.

"Hey you liar! You fucking started this! Ah fuck it!"

Hidan stomped out of her tent and left the village.

"What a fucking gay ass town! Waste of my precious time!"

Hidan came to the next town on the map. It was clean, and had lot's of nice buildings. He decided to try a casino first.

"Hey you!" He pointed to a man, and began to describe the two missing people.

"Hey ya I think I've seen that guy before. He likes to Gamble here."

Hidan was overjoyed that his search may possibly be coming to an end.

"So do you know where he lives?!"

The man scratched his head trying to think.

"He mentioned before living in Sunagakure. But that's all I know."

Hidan left the casino and took his map out. Sunagakure was extremely far away from his current location. He drew out the shortest route, and estimated it would take at least a week, if he hurried.

That night he found himself extremely lonely. He lied under the stars, thinking of what he would so after Akatsuki. If he would ever get married, or have children.

"Damn I'm going soft! I'm a criminal for Jashin sake!"

He turned over and drifted off to sleep. Wafting in and out of dreams.

"Hidan! We need to have a talk." Hidan's stern father waved him into the living room. Little Hidan stumble onto the sofa next to his father. "Hidan…your mother died."

Hidan wept as his father stared at him emotionless. Hidan's mother was the only one who really cared for him anyway.

"Hidan…I have to go to work now. You can tell your siblings the news."

His father left the room, leaving little Hidan the task of telling everyone else.

He walked into the play room to find his brothers and sisters. He was the youngest out of four.

"Mommy died…" Hidan sniffled.

The other children didn't seem fazed.

"Mother was sick anyway…besides she wasn't a Jashinist! This is her punishment…"

His two sisters continued playing dolls and his older brother was 'dissecting' a Teddy bear. Hidan didn't like being with them anyway.

Hidan didn't like being around anyone after that. Everyone annoyed him. So instead he devoted his life to Jashin.

"Ah shit!" Hidan rubbed his back as he stood from the hard ground.

Hidan began his journey that day, making his way to the location. The walk was long, and boring. But he finally made it.

"So this is Sunagakure…"